M&M's gone psycho!
What was the goal of this story? To write the second most retarded random thing in my head and see the results! (The first being my Bubble Bobble fanfic. "Human Bub and Bob vs Dragon Bub and Bob.") Hope you enjoy!
A man named Andrew stood giving his advert for M&M's sweets.
"Hello, I'm Andrew, and I've come to tell you how wonderful M&M's are. And here are three are our favourite spokescandies. Red, Yellow and Green here to tell you how great our candy is."
The light then shown on the three spokescandies.
"I'm sorry we're not making M&M's anymore." Spoke the red M&M.
"Erm….that's not the line." Replied Andrew.
"Time for revenge against you humans." The green female M&M then pulled out a gun and shot Andrew on the leg. Green then shot the man filming the advert and the director both in the head killing them both.
"Ow!" screamed Andrew. "What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
"Getting revenge." Snarled the yellow M&M.
The red M&M snarled at Andrew "Do you know what it's like for us living M&M's? It's embarrassing, horrifying and degrading for us to be treated as simple snack foods. These….THESE EFFERGIES! We want to be treated like everyday people, but all everybody tells us is how delicious we taste. Plus dogs sniff us and bite us when we're out walking. Little overweight kids chase us for miles. Everyday many of us get eaten on the street by you fucktards. And now we want revenge!"
"W-W-What are you going to do?" shrieked Andrew.
"We've come with our own food item and the key ingredient is humans!" smiled the green M&M. "Show him the advert, Yellow!"
Yellow then pressed an on button on the remote. A nearby T.V then showed an advert.
On the T.V screen was the green M&M.
"Hello kids. If you like M&M's then pretty soon you'll like…"
"Human brains! Coated in blood and coming soon is dog legs!"
Green took a bite out of the brain. "It's delish!"
Yellow then took a bite out of the Dog leg. "It's wonderful."
Andrew then vomited at the sight of all the blood and dead bodies in the background. "Is that our staff at the M&M factory?"
"Yep!" smiled Red pointing a gun to Andrew's face. "And now you're gonna join them. Some of our victims we like to torture with that video before we kill.
Green then put an axe to Andrew's neck killing him instantly.
And so the M&M's had murdered all the humans of the factory took over and released many bloody products to little children. Of course their little plan didn't last so long. As one day later….
Several police cars and officers surrounded the M&M's factory. Police officers stood outside with guns drawed.
"Alright, you sick bastards!" yelled a cop. "Come out with your hands up!"
Red and Yellow stood watching the police cars through the window on the very top of the building inside an office.
"I knew our plan had a flaw." Said the yellow M&M.
"If only we had brains, and weren't made entirely of chocolate." Replied the red M&M.
"It doesn't help I've got a giant peanut inside me." Replied Yellow.
The living M&M's all surrendered and each and every one of them was put in jail and sentenced to death, which was of course a giant treat to the police officers.
Why you may ask? Like to know what happens when a living M&M is given the electric chair?
Three police officers stood outside a bullet proof window to the execution room. The red M&M sat in the electric chair.
"Ready?" said one of the officers.
"READY!" said the other two.
The officer flicked the switch and the electric chair went on.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Red. 15 seconds later he exploded into bits of huge M&M's.
"WHOA!" went the three police officers
"I never tire of seeing them explode!" said the first police officer
"I'm glad that glass is bulletproof!" said the third police officer.
"Did we bring enough plates to share bits of the M&M with the police station?" said the second police officer.
"Can I take a piece home to my daughter?" asked the third police officer.
THE END.