Inspired by a YouTube comment I found, this fanfiction was written as a joke, and just for fun. Enjoy!
Hi! I'm Lizzie McGuire, and I'm 7 years old. There's a new boy in my first grade class who just moved here, and his name is David Gordon, but everyone calls him Gordo.
Now, I just learned what sex was and oh how I wanted to have sex with him! It was all I ever thought about!
One day on the playground, I found him sitting on a bench talking to some birds in the tree above him. I decided this was my chance, so I went up to him.
"Hi! I'm Lizzie!" I introduced myself. He gave me a nervous smile. "Hi! I'm David, but everyone calls me Gordo!"
We then had sex right there on the bench. I let his palm penetrate the skin between my thumb and forefinger. It felt amazing to me.
When we were done, we were both smiling, and he said 5 words to change my life forever.
"Nice to meet you Lizzie."
My YouTube channel name is AGLovePug, so go sub me if you want more of me! Anyways, do you guys get the joke? 'I let his palm penetrate me thumb and forefinger,' Guys, they were shaking hands! She's 7! I thought it was clever, well anyways, review!