Squishy:
Kurt was getting fed up with Brittany. She had started to get a kick when every time she was around him she'd out of wiggling his nose, saying "squishy" in a hypnotic tone. The first time she did this, he was a little taken back. Yes he had a soft nose (Thanks to his moisturizing routine), but at the rate Brittany was going, it would be widdled down to a nub.
"It was better then when she played with my Mohawk" Puck said to Kurt.
"Or playing with my ears", Mike mentioned.
"Or my boobs" Mercedes added. Everyone looked at Mercedes who shrugged her shoulders in response.
Later as Kurt was putting away his books, Brittany appeared. She preformed her daily ritual. Kurt crossed his blue eyes as he watched the blonde cheerio touching his pale button nose.
"Squishy" she said. Kurt softly grabbed Brittany's hand and pulled it away from his face.
"Brittany I-" he was interrupted by Brittany using her other hand. Kurt huffed then took her other hand.
"Brit, honey. I appreciate your liking of my nose, but do you think you can tone it down just a bit and maybe find something else that's squishy?"
Brittany thought for a moment then said. "Ok, Kurt, I will", she smiled, then walked off, much to Kurt and his nose's relief. As Finn passed Brittany in the hall he felt his butt being grabbed. He turned sharply
"Did she?... nah" Finn didn't see the devilish smirk on the blonde cheerio's face.
The end