Author: Louise
Rating: Pg-13
Category: Romance/Humor
Spoilers: None. But it's set on season 7.
Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own Smallville or its characters. No infringement intended.
Summary: Everybody had already noticed Lois and Clark's chemistry, except them. Now, the most unexpected person will play cupid to bring them together. Harley Quinn comes to Smallville.
Dedication: To Lisa for beta reading this fan fiction and helping me with my English.
Chapter 01 - Stuck on You
Chloe Sullivan arrived at the apartment she was sharing with Lois and threw her keys on the counter before closing the door. It was a very long day and she was tired after spending the whole day working at the Daily Planet.
And the weirdest thing is that she hadn't heard from Lois or Clark all day and that was very odd for them. Especially for Clark that used to drop by at the Planet at least twice a day asking for some help or advice. Chloe was starting to get worried about their absence.
She was about to call them again when she suddenly heard noises coming from the apartment. She blinked concerned before picking up a baseball bat and getting close afraid she might have burglars in the apartment.
"Who is there? I'm armed!" Chloe yelled a little afraid, when suddenly she recognized the voices coming from inside the closet.
"It's your fault, Smallville!"
"I didn't do anything, Lois. It's not my fault!"
"Yes, it is."
"No, it isn't!"
"You tried to kiss me!"
"It's not my fault if we are locked in a small space here. I slipped okay?"
"INTO MY MOUTH?"
Chloe opened the door with her eyes a little closed and still holding the bat
a little shaken, when the door was completely open, the three of them all screamed
at the same time.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
"Oh my God, Chloe! You scared the hell out of us!" Lois pointed out before sighing with relief.
Chloe saw Lois and Clark had been locked in the closet, were half naked with Lois wearing only her panties and bra and Clark wearing only his boxers, and with their hands locked together in handcuffs. Chloe opened her eyes wide half surprised and half amused.
"Lois Clark huh Did I interrupt something?"
"Chloe, how on Earth can you think that?" Lois complained before she dragged Clark with her out of the closet.
"Well, let me see. You are half naked, locked in a small space and with handcuffs. What else was I supposed to think?" Chloe pointed out with a bemused smile. "So" Lois looked at her already annoyed before she and Clark sat together on the couch still with their hands cuffed.
"Why you were half naked, hand-cuffed and locked in the closet?" Chloe asked curious. "I mean, if you weren't"
"No, we weren't !" Lois snapped at her very angry. "This is so humiliating" Lois stood up again and pulled Clark to go with her to her room so she could put a shirt on.
"Hey, Lois! Calm Down!" Clark complained while Lois was pulling him.
"No, Smallville. You calm down. I'm half naked for God's sakes. At least you don't have anything to be ashamed of. I'm more exposed than you!" Clark was about to open his mouth but Lois cut him. "And don't even think about mentioned we already saw each other naked because I know that."
Chloe followed them to Lois's room still intrigued by their situation.
"You guys, can you fill me in, please? I'm dying here. What the hell did happen?" Chloe asked folding her arms next to her chest as she sat on Lois's bed.
"It's so damn embarrassing" Lois explained after she put a white shirt on. "I don't know how what happened."
"So, tell me, cuz," Chloe pleaded. "I'm very curious"
Lois sighed annoyed and rolled her eyes. "Okay. Remember the Metropolis museum robbery three days ago?"
"Yes. We are there covering before it got robbed by that clown what's her name? The Joker's girlfriend."
"Harley Quinn," Lois and Clark answered together in very frustrated tones.
"That's it!" Chloe curved her lips into a smile noticing the tension between them. "Wait. She was the one who did this?"
"You have no idea" Lois pointed out frustrated.
TBC