Disclaimer: Sure as heck I'm not Riordan.

Percy's POV

I got off my bed and stared at the clock. 8:15 am. I would sleep more but I wanted to go and find Annabeth. We were sleeping secretly together in my cabin last week, that is until Tyson came. I didn't want him going around telling everyone that Annabeth was sleeping in the Poseidon cabin along with me. Tyson was going back today however. Yippee! That meant Annabeth and I could sleep together again. We hadn't been fooling around too much to be honest. I didn't want a certain centaur getting angry with me. I had enough gods for enemies. But I guess being the hero of Olympus does have its perks. I went outside to find Nico walking towards the dining pavilion.

"How's it going", I asked him.

"Fuck you", he replied.

"Well someone's in a good mood", I said.

"Well not everyone sleeps with a girl at night on the sly", Nico said.

I covered my mouth in shock. "How the heck do you know that, Nico di Angelo!"

He chuckled. "I saw her slip into your cabin one night. Don't worry didn't tell a soul. Your secret's safe with me."

I sighed in relief. "You really have to shock me don't you?"

He smirked. "See ya later."

I went to the pavilion and grabbed some breakfast. Many new campers this time. Many new fine looking girls too. Shit! I didn't think that. These days I rarely thought of other girls. I shouldn't be thinking of them too! Suddenly a guy barged into me.

"Watch where you're going", he said deeply.

"Hey its your fault jackass", I replied snatching his plate away.

He had dark hair and pale, gleaming skin. He was a few centimeters taller than me.

"Fuck you bitch", he said sternly.

"Ahh, get lost bastard", I said and punched him in the gut.

"Percy", a shrill girl's voice came from behind.

I turned to see Annabeth. She looked at the pale dude and her eyes widened. She ran away sobbing.

"What's with her?", said the pale dude. "Your chick's weird man."

"Say that again mofo", I said and rammed my knuckles in his chest. He grabbed my shirt and hoisted me up. He glared at me indignantly. "No one messes with… Luke!" he said and washed off his apparently dyed hair. The whole camp gasped.

"Ghost", yelled Clarisse. "We can't even fight him now."

The Ares cabin started running away. I looked at him shocked. "Fuck you, you dare to come back here and show your face!"

I hit him on the back and pinned him to the ground.

"Percy, stop!", Annabeth yelled. "I'll help you."

"Okay darling", I said and patiently waited for her. She came and hit my back with a club.

"What the fuck, Wise Girl", I said holding my back.

"I love Luke now", she declared. "We're through. Screw you loser. Make out with Rachel now. Oh wait you can't she's the Oracle ha ha!"

Luke grabbed Annabeth and started sucking her face.

"Oh Luke, ravish me please", she said with pleasure.

I got a bit turned on but then I realized I wasn't the one sucking her face. I leapt to my feet and and kicked Luke's ass. "Get off my Annabeth you turd."

"Not until I get to have her all the way", he said in a muffled voice on the ground.

"You didn't just say that you perv", I yelled and kicked his stomach. Annabeth took her club and hit me in the chest. "You suck at making out Jackson", she yelled. But then she stared at me again. "Wait I love you more. Fuck you Luke get another girl."

Annabeth stepped forward and leapt into my arms.

I stared at her confused. "But I thought, wha…but you…ahh who cares as long as we get to make out and do more stuff it doesn't matter."