The Dark Side of the Hyuuga
Prologue
(Deep voice) As we step into the world of ninjas and evil organizations after the power of the tailed beast, we come across a hidden village deep in the heart of the fire country. Just finish suffering from an enraged attack from the mysterious "Pein", the people of this fair village have rebuilt what was destroyed and gone on with their lives. Well known is this village hidden among the leaves, for it is home to the one and only hyper-active, ramen loving, knuckled headed ninja named Uzumaki Naruto.
(Normal voice) However, this story is not about him. (Record scratching)
Naruto: Wait a minute. You going to go through that entire introduction making me sound all awesome and stuff then pull a stunt like that at the end. I don't believe it.
Me: Okay, first of all I was just letting the readers know where the story is taking place so they can get a better understanding of the situation and second of all it's kind of obvious the story doesn't revolve around you. *Looks up at title of story*
Naruto: Oh, so the story is about Neji…WAIT A MINUTE. How is he more important than me? That is not fair… (Naruto starts rambling on)
Me: *eye twitching* Naruto… this story is not about Neji but Hinata. It's a Naruhina, Itakur-
Naruto: Wait? WHAT? Are you talking about that slightly weird girl who always faints around me, that Hinata? And you're pairing Kurenai (I guess) and … Itachi (huh) up with each other? But I thought Sasuke killed his brother. And why is he even being paired up with Kurenai. They only met like once and they were fighting so why are they paired up together. Also does that mean it's over between me and Sakura-chan (although there wasn't anything between us) and will Hinata be okay with us being paired up with each other although she just admit that she- (More rambling)
Me: *sound of mind snapping* OK. THAT'S IT. YES I'm talking about Hinata. YES I'm talking about Itachi who is alive in this story. NO he is not paired up with Kurenai but to someone else whose name I'm not going to mention yet. And YES I'll explain in later chapters how he is alive and be paired up with her. So now Naruto either you stop complaining about my story or I will replace YOU with Shino or Kiba and I will do it in a heartbeat. Now go back to Konoha until it's your turn in the story.
Shino: …
Naruto: Okay, okay you win. (Muttering under his breath as he returns to Konoha)
Me: *sighs heavily* Thank you. Now back to the story...
Me: … uh… Damn it, Naruto. You made me forget what I was talking about. *Looks back up at top* Oh yea.
(Record restarting) No this story is about a girl. (If you read the argument between me and Naruto then you know who.) This female kunoichi is extremely shy, especially around a certain hyper-active, ramen loving, knuckled headed ninja-boy. Having a lot of pressure of proving herself to reclaim the right as heir to a well-known clan and just confessing her love to the said boy above she is trying to prove not only to her father but to herself that she is in fact strong enough to be considered useful. As the hidden leaf village in the fire country comes into view… (Notices Naruto waving, ignores him and continues) we make our way over deep into the forest of a nearly empty training ground except for one lone ninja with dark ink blue hair halfway down her back as she pounds away at a training post strengthening her gentle fist. This story revolves around the shy ninja whose life is about to take an unexpected change into the world of myths. We then zoom in to watch the events unfold around the owner of pale lavender eyes-Hyuuga Hinata.
Naruto: That's horrible. That's corny. I mean it's so corny that Itachi's crows are trying to peck-
Me: *grabs Shino* Okay Shino, you are going to be taking Naruto's spot from now on because he can't learn to-
Naruto: All I'm saying is-
Me: One more word Naruto and I'll put you with Team Gai and make you wear one of his green spandex suits and talk about the power of youth.
Shino: ...
Naruto: … (Cloud dust headed back to Konoha)
Me: That's what I thought. Now that the distraction is gone, let's start the story.
Me: *walks off to start chapter one*
Shino: … why does everybody always forget about me?
