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Welcome to the Hellmouth
Welcome to the hellmouth
We got vamps galore
We got everything you want
If you like blood and gore
We got baddies planning badness
The Master's got a goal
And if you want some cryptic warnings
The vampire with a soul
On the hellmouth
Welcome to the hellmouth
Watch your buddies cry
They're gonna drain them dry
Welcome to the hellmouth
The slayer's here to stay
The vamps are gonna all go poof
If they get in her way
Yes she's the one and only girl
In all humanity
With the power and the strength
To fight vamps equally
On the hellmouth
Welcome to the hellmouth
Watch the vamps all dust
An end to their blood-lust
Welcome to the hellmouth
Patrollin' every night
Gotta keep the vamps in fear
In case they want a bite
They have hunger, strength and madness
No conscience to be found
So if you want a night that's safe
You'll put them in the ground
On the hellmouth
Welcome to the hellmouth
Watch your buddies cry
They're gonna drain them dry
Titled in honour of the first episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Jasper