A sigh escaped my lips as I pulled up in front of South Park High.
Another year, another new school, I wondered how long we'd stay this time? I hoped it would be longer than just a few months.
I didn't want to waste my senior year moving from place to place, just for once, I wanted to stay in one place long enough to make actual friends.
I let out another sigh, before stepping out of the car.
I was hit by a rush of cold, that made me shiver so hard it was almost painful.
It was super cold here, much colder than Missouri, the last place I lived.
"Hey, I'm Kenny McCormick, are you new here?"
I looked at the owner of the voice, and saw a boy of average height, with messy blond hair. He was wearing an ICP t-shirt, and in one hand, he had a bottle of Faygo, and in the other, he had a hatchet.
"Yeah, it's my first day," I said, feeling both nervous, and excited, could I possibly be making my first friend?
"Oh cool, I'm sure you'll enjoy it, just watch out for Eric Cartman though," he said, bringing his voice down to a whisper when he mentioned this Eric Cartman.
"Why? What will he do?" I whispered back.
"He has the ability to make your life hell, he and his girlfriend Heidi Turner, they rule this school with an iron fist, just try to not get on their bad side."
I was about to say something else, when my breath was taken away, unable to form words, when I saw a boy emerging from the school.
He was too gorgeous for words to even describe!
He looked just like a triangle between Eugene Hütz, Micah Carli, and Corey Taylor.
"Whoa, who's he?" I asked Kenny, finally finding my voice again.
"Oh him? That's Craig Tucker, don't get any ideas though, even though his boyfriend moved away, and they're no longer together, he's still not emotionally avaliable."
"Oh."
I sighed and took one last glance at the boy, before turning back to Kenny.
"So, what are the teachers like here?"
"There's just one, Mr Garrison, for some reason, they keep moving him up each year that we move up, I think we might be cursed or something."
"Wow, is he strict?" I asked with my brow raised.
"No, but he is totally stupid, instead of talking about topics that we need to learn, he just talks about the lastest in entertainment news!"
"Oh come on, at least it beats doing actual work."
This came from a broad boy of average height. He had messy brown hair, and he was wearing a South Park Cows letterman jacket.
"True, and that lesson where he showed all the celebs who had nipslips wasn't so bad either," Kenny said.
"True that."
They then high fived each other, and walked away, leaving me alone.