A/N This is basically what happens when a teslen fan read too much teslen fics. This idea had been in my mind since I made my fanfic account. My first story (A 3 p m routine), which I know was painfully short, was all about fate. This is my first shot for a teslen story, and hope you guys enjoy it! If there are enough reviews of ideas, maybe I can continue to write several more chapters. The title of this story was taken out of one of DJ Earworm's mash up songs, Blame It On The Pop.
Warning: A little touch of fate at the end of the story.
Disclaimer: I own nothing (of course). Not the Sanctuary, nor the characters. If I own them, the plot would be all about teslen. I only own the spelling and grammar errors.
Summary: One unseen Nubbin, plus a Serbian vampire, and an English doctor, could cause a load of trouble. Magnus/Tesla pairing, touches of Kate/Henry at the end.
"Doc, the nubbins escaped," Henry's voice came from Helen's talkie.
"I know. Now Henry, I'll meet you in your lab in five minutes. I'm on my way," Helen replied.
"Kay Doc"
"AH! Son of a bitch!"
"Dude! Holy crap!"
"Yeah, I know. Holy crap. I just spilled the Bordeaux Helen gave me this week for my birthday."
"Dude, what the hell are you thinking! You just spilled your stupid wine over my… my…"
"Your what, Tiny Tim?"
"Tesla, are you freaking blind? You just spilled your stupid wine all over my tablet!"
"Ooh, that flat, useless device. Why don't you buy another one, such as iPad or even use your own laptop?"
"What's going on in there?" came Helen's stern voice from Henry's talkie.
"Tesla here spilled his wine all over my tablet."
All Henry could hear from his talkie was a huff before a knock was heard on his metal lab door.
"So what do you need, Henry?" Henry opened his lab door as Helen strode inside his lab, seeing a figure of a Serbian vampire with a tablet soaked with wine.
"You just need to unlock the emergency control over the Sanctuary devices. I couldn't hack in the protocols you've built those decades ago," Henry proceeds to show Helen how to unlock the basic protocols. "After unlocking those, just click on the white envelope icon, then choose the computer at the main lab. I'll be there, working on my new device with newer designs, the Nubturer."
"And what does 'Nubturer' stands for?" came the low voice from the nearby couch, none other than Nikola Tesla.
"It stands for Nubbins Capturer. Name is still in progress. So I'll leave you guys here, just please, watch on Tesla before he ruins my whole lab." Henry shows Tesla a death-glare. Tesla just looks back at him, giving him a mocking hurt look. He was impossible sometimes.
After Henry went out, the door clicks with an automatic lock.
Helen began to type furiously at the keyboard in front of her, when suddenly she paused, staring at the bright screen, dumbfounded.
"Nikola, do you remember what did Henry asked me to do after he said that I need to click the white envelope icon?" At first, she was just staring blindly at the screen, but once she saw Nikola, she couldn't take her eyes off her. She obviously was staring at Nikola. Her view was distracted when an uncontrolled burst of unladylike laugh came out of her.
"Why are you laughing, Helen," Nikola grinned, "Is it because I look impossibly irresistible when I lick my fingers?"
Helen's brain just registered on the scene she just saw after her. She just saw the great and genius Nikola Tesla, licking his wine smeared finger with a childlike glee.
"No… uhh… it's just… I never seen you like this," she couldn't stop the blush that was threatening to creep up her cheek. Damn her pale cheek.
"See Helen, you're blushing like some young teenage schoolgirl!" Nikola mocked her. The slap at his shoulder was worth it.
There was a moment with nothing but silence when out of the nowhere; a voice came through Helen's talkie.
"Doc, are you done there?" came Henry's voice from the talkie, breaking the awkward moment.
"Actually, almost," Helen couldn't help but roll her eyes when Nikola mouthed a mute 'You love me, admit it Helen', "What should I do after I click the white envelope icon?"
"Oh that, you just need to choose the-" Henry paused, "Oh no, not again. Crap. Dude, seriously, are you joking" the sound that was similar to an error sound coming from the main lab computer was sounding repeatedly.
"What is it Henry? Is it the-" Helen's voice was cut short after hearing a too familiar tone, followed by a loud click. "Don't tell me if they locked us out from our system."
"I'm afraid so, Doc. I must reboot the system, of the whole Sanctuary in order to get things back to normal. It may as well take up about fifteen to thirty minutes."
The thought crossed Helen's wandering mind. Her, Nikola, in a lab, locked, only both of them, undisturbed. She admitted that sometimes she fantasized about it. Oh, what the hell was she thinking?
"Doc, hello?" Henry's voice broke the silence.
"Yes Henry?"
"It seems that Kate was locked up in the weaponry, Biggie in the kitchen-" Helen laugh at the thought of his old friend locked up in the kitchen, She expects him to make a good meal after this pesky problem was over."-And Will was locked up in the residential level, for me, you know where I was locked up, right?"
"Of course, Henry,"
"So those pesky creatures-" Helen gave him a 'watch-your-word' look, "-sorry, I mean 'abnormal' were starved till they ate up the wires of our main systems." Nikola proceed to suck what's left on his now cleaned fingers.
"That's impossible, we feed them daily"
"Self defense, perhaps," Henry's voice came from Helen's low battery talkie.
"Heinrich, do you have any stock of vintage wine at your lab, or I must sip those expensive Bordeaux from your tablet?"
"Oh. Eww. That's so gross. Eww." Henry sounds like he's gonna puke. "Don't you even dare to bring your lips even 10 meters away from my tablet. DON'T TOUCH MY TABLET!"
Helen couldn't help but swallow up any words she was going to say, imagining on how would Nikola look while sipping his wine from the tablet. No, Henry's tablet. She imagined on how those tempting lips devour hers, kissing every inch of skin of her body. How those lips were able to give her pleasure. As Nikola's tongue took over his now dirtied with wine finger, she couldn't imagine on how many magic tricks could that long, slim, perfect tongue could do, how could that tongue bring her high. Once again, she was having dirty thoughts of him. What the bloody hell was she doing, gawking at Nikola like a cat gawking its next mouse prey.
Nikola just smirked, knowing that Helen was enjoying her view. He decided to make it a little bit more fun. He swiped his index finger over the wine soaked tablet. When they were wet enough, he sucked on his fingers one by one, each time he sucked on his fingers, and audible pop was made, then he proceed to lick the leftover wine. He repeated the same process with his other finger. A satisfied smirk came to his face, when he saw Helen licked her lips.
Helen hadn't realized, that she had just spent ten minutes gawking at the man at her dirty fantasies. She hadn't realized that Nikola knew she was staring at him, until that annoying, but she had to admit it was hot; smirk came up to his face.
"So I thought my boss was enjoying the view," Nikola grinned mischievously.
"Can you just, don't break this tremendous moment?" she said in a nonchalant tone.
"So this is what you meant by 'tremendous' moment?" Nikola proceed to get up from the couch, stepping closer to her. Stopping when his body was only couple inches from hers.
He moved his head closer to her, their lips only millimeters away from touching. What it seems like years they'd stayed like this, his head moved away from her, his hand moved from her lap to the computer mouse. Oh god, how the hell she couldn't realize that his hand was on her lap just now. It just felt so… common. So comfortable. He proceeds to open Henry's file, searching for songs to be played. There's only trash. No oldies. No golden hits. No nothing.
"Do 'kids' these days listen to this kind of… trash?" Nikola was dumbfounded. He scrolled through Henry's list of songs. He could only see songs with some mash-ups and rock genres, no blues, no oldies, no jazz, only trash.
He could feel her hot breath hitching against his cold cheek, as he could not resist it any longer. Turning his head, he captured her lips in a soft kiss. At first, she didn't bother to kiss him back, just enjoying how those pair of soft lips knead against hers, but she regretted it as Nikola pulled back from the kiss, guilt all over his face.
"I'm sorry Helen. I'm truly sorry Helen. I shouldn't have… overstepped my boundaries," a mix of heartbroken and guilt was heard in his voice.
"No, Nikola. That's… that's okay with me," Helen tried to find his face and look into his eyes. She could see his usual steel-blue eyes were gone, replaced by those darker orbs, filled with guilt.
"Oh really? Then why you don't kiss me back? Why you do-"
He really needed to be thought on how to shut up. His guilt-ridden speech was cut short when Helen closed his lips with hers for another soft kiss, similar to his before. Those gloriously tempting lips, the ones he'd been dreaming for over a century, were moving against his gracefully soft, and slow. So slow that he was thinking she was teasing him.
He had enough of her teasing, when his talented hands were all over her body, making her moan. His hands move over to feel every curve of her body. He clutched her hair, pulling her body flush against his. Taking advantage of this moment, Nikola deepened the already passionate kiss.
After it felt like hours of them devouring each other, tasting each other, Nikola broke the kiss. His face shows none than other a very huge but hot smirk making Helen want to wipe those annoying smirk away from his face.
"Got to admit it, for your age you're such a good kisser. But Helen, even though I'm officially re-vamped, I also need oxygen although I'm a vam-"
" Shut up," she muffled against his lips where Nikola's sentence was cut again in the middle when Helen claimed his lips again in a hot, open-mouthed kiss. He never even dared to imagine, the great Helen Magnus, and him, in a fiery passionate kiss any couple could have dreamed.
His tongue was begging for entrance, which she denied. He proceeds to bite softly on her lower lip, making her growl against his mouth. After Nikola gave her enough pleasure, she parted her lips, giving Nikola's curious tongue its entrance. Their tongue danced in a perfect rhythm. Those thoughts were blown away when Nikola's talented hands move to cup her ass, making her gasp against his lips.
Helen broke the kiss; the need of breathing suddenly was annoying her.
When Nikola was going to open his mouth to begin any speech about what they just did that can make her blush like a schoolgirl, Helen once again claimed his lips for another passionate and fiery kiss. He took a split second to realize what was happening before participating at the act, kissing her back fervently. Her hands were now clutching on his already messed-up hair. This time was more. More everything. More tongue duels, more passionate, more everything that even Helen couldn't comprehend at her mind whilst feeling the amount of pleasure Nikola gave her, satisfying the need that had burnt within her for decades.
Nikola's hand move up from her ass, up to her neck and bring her closer to him, before his hand moved back down, down until his hands reached the end of her skirt, pulling them up to her hips. He teased the skin of her thighs, making her growl in pleasure.
She will never let him take control for this long amount of time. Her slim fingers starting to unbutton his vest, then his shirt, then removing the annoying garment as it drops onto the floor, lips still connecting. Her well-manicured nails moved across her wiry and muscly chest, making him moan against her lips. None of them heard the unlocking click of the lab door, distracted by each other. His fingers were now unbuttoning her blouse quickly; his lips move to attack her neck, nipping the soft skin. She clutched his brunette hair, making him growl. That pair of gifted lips were now moving fast, wanting to kiss every inch of her sweet tempting skin. After unbuttoning three or more button from her blouse, those soft lips moved lower to kiss her collarbone, then sucking hard on her peeking cleavage.
"Doc, we had captured several nubbins, I just need some time to make a new enclosure for them. Can you-" the tech whiz's eyes just registered on the scene after him. His boss was making out, with Tesla, in his lab.
After hearing a voice, none other than Henry Foss, Helen broke the kiss and proceeded to button up her blouse and straighten her skirt. Nikola also did the same, collecting the garments Helen had discarded earlier.
"Uhh…" Henry was becoming awkward as time passes through, "Did I disturb something? I better leave," the werewolf had turned away from the just-making-out couple, attempting to turn the doorknob. His cheeks redden as if he just saw his parents making out.
"Of course you did, Tiny Ti-"
"No, we were just… just… just waiting for you." Helen cut on whatever Nikola was going to say.
"No, we were doing something else, and you'd disturbed it," Helen was blushing furiously like a teenage girl caught with another boy's hand under her skirt.
"Shut up," Helen managed to say that, now biting her lips hard, to prevent her blushing again.
"Oh Helen, admit it,"
"So, what can I help, Henry?"
"Umm…" the scene was becoming more awkward, with Nikola grinning like a Cheshire cat, and Helen shot him a death-glare, enough to bring most members of his team ran in terror, "We still have 19 nubbins to catch. I had asked Will, Kate and Biggie to catch 'em. I was wondering if you guys could help, but I think I know the answer,"
"And the answer is yes. Now Henry, have we made a restock for the fire extinguishers?"
"Yeah, of course. I recall I kept two over there," Henry was gesturing to his desk at the corner of the room, "Enough for you and Tesla."
"Now Nikola, you want to help, or just sit there doing nothing?" Nikola smirked at Helen's remark.
"Anything you want me to do, milady," Nikola followed after Helen, with a mad grin attached on his face. Helen let out a huff.
If only they knew, an unseen fur ball was in the corner of the room, smirking.
***Later that evening***
"So I guess the nubbins were all captured, again. Heck yeah!" Will chuckles, while seeing those balls of fur abnormals inside their new and improved enclosure.
"I'm checking on the databases of the nubbins, and something was disturbing me during the last half-hour." Helen stares at the bright computer screen in front of her. Perhaps those eyes were about to roll out of their sockets if she stares at it any longer.
"What is it?" It is the first time Nikola helped her team capture nubbins, and this was the first time he talked since his hand was bitten by the nubbin (and healed instantly).
"I'm cross-checking on the databases of the amount of nubbins we own, and something was disturbing me. Lastly recorded, Henry counted that there is 57 nubbins, but I don't know if I miscounted, but there was only 56 nubbins, both visible and invisible," Helen gestures to the thermal camera.
"I'll go with 56. Henry and I had checked one by one when they were each placed inside their new enclosure," Will stares at the enclosure, his forehead sticking on the strong plastic glass.
"So I think one of those pesky creatures-" He remembered himself to never say 'creatures',"-abnormals had escaped. But where they could be possibly be now?" Nikola gave Helen a curious child-look, which made Helen chuckle.
Then suddenly it came flooding back to them.
"We need to find them soon," Will say it in a 'I-know-what-to-do-so-just-listen-to-me' tone. He became confused when Helen and Nikola looked at each other with questioned looks, like they were able to talk using telepathy. "Where the hell are Henry and Kate?"
Nikola and Helen began to run towards the corridor leading to Henry's lab, as the puzzled psychiatrist followed them behind.
"Where are we going?"
"Henry's lab"
"Tiny Tim"
Nikola and Helen said in unison.
When they reached Henry's lab, they just realized that it was too late. They heard a very loud moan from his lab.
Reaching for the nearest computer, Helen typed in her ID and password, and chooses for the surveillance camera in Henry's lab.
Inside the live record, there stood Henry and Kate, making out. Kate was sitting on his lap, while Henry was sitting on his metal desk. Some tools were shattered around both floor and desk. And in the corner of the recording image, there stood a visible, smirking, fur ball.
Out of the blue, Nikola smirked, and Helen also mirrored his action, making the poor psychiatrist more puzzled with all the smirking.
"Shall we continue what we'd done, milady?"
"Nikola…" Helen warned, biting her lips to prevent the blush threatening to creep on her cheek.
"Okay, so this is the plan, I'll barge in and you guys-" Will stopped talking when he saw his boss and Nikola ran down to the hallway.
"Couldn't at least you guys give me a hand?" Will yelled at the disappearing figures.
If only he knew.
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