A/N: HI THERE! This is Alissyn and Silly Lilly! We just wanted to let you all know that we are writing this together! Even though it's on Lilly's account, we're doing this as a team. And this is Alissyn typing btw, incase you didn't notice (Lilly is just reading it). This has just been a silly idea of ours, so we hope you like this! (:
(Emily, Mitchel, and Miley are sitting at a rectangular table, waiting to cast 3 lucky actors and actresses as Miley, Lilly, and Oliver in the new broadway production of Loliver: The Musical.)
Emily: (sipping her coke) I already know who's going to be cast as Lilly in Loliver: The Musical.
Mitchel: WHO?!?!? Like, like, how do you, like, already know?
Emily: (rolling her eyes) because I'm psychic… duh. Oh wait, that's Raven… JAY-KAY! L-O-L!
Miley: Break it up, you two sillies! The peoples that are auditioning for the parts of Lilly, Miley, and Oliver will be here in like 2 seconds!
Emily: (laughs) Oh ple—
(A large group of people suddenly appear out of nowhere.)
Mitchel: (blinks) That was… SO COOL! Do it again! (giggles and pounds on the table)
Emily: (groans) Mitchel, honey, they can't do it again…
Mitchel: (stares at her) Why did you just call me honey?
Emily: Isn't this Loliver the musical?
Miley: I thought it was Moliver the musical…?
Mitchel: (begins to throw up)
Emily: (gapes at Miley) MILEY! You KNOW what talking about… that… does to him! Moliver kills children!
Miley: (frowns) Well, nobody told me!
Audition Person #6: UMM, are we going to START?! I don't want to like, forget my lines!
Emily: (claps) Alright, guys! Let's begin! Whoever wants to audition first, step up!
Paul: (takes one step forward. Everyone else takes one step backwards.) (in a robotic voice) I'm ready.
Miley: (bites her nails) You're… scary.
Emily: (slaps Miley across the ankle) Miley, don't be rude. You have a reputation, you know.
Miley: I know, I know. (begins to file her nails) So Paige, why don't you sing already?
Paul: (sings perfectly on key and gracefully) Ac-tu-a-lly, it's Paaaaul! Paul that rhymes with--
Mitchel: (interrupts him) UGH that was HORRIBLE!
Emily: (has her hand on her heart and is crying) That was… beautiful. It really touched my heart. What do you think, Miley?
Miley: (is drooling) Paige… you're… really… hot.
Mitchel: My ass.
Miley: (yells) U NO UR JUST JEALouZ OF MOLivERRR!!!!!!11111
Emily: What's with the 1's…?
Miley & Paul: They're my favorite number! (stare wide-eyed at each other)
Miley: Do you feel the connection too, Paige? You really should get the part of Oliver! Seriously. You have a callback!
Mitchel: (annoyed) Um, I think you forgot to discuss this with the rest of the judges.
Emily: She discussed it with me…
Mitchel: When?! You never had time to discuss anything!
Emily: Oh, yeah… (awkward) BANANA!
Miley: (at the same time as Paul) That's my favorite food!
Paul: (at the same time as Miley) That's my LEAST favorite food!
Miley: (glares at him)
Paul: (stutters) I mean favorite! I luff bananas!
Emily: Ukkay, next person!
Marissa: (has a moustache) Yo.
Mitchel: Nice stash.
Marissa: (doesn't hear him) (sings very loud and low) Throw it away… Forget yesterday… We'll make the great escape…
Miley: WHOA! YOU should play the part of Oliver! You have a great voice!
Marissa: (in a high-pitched, soft voice) Actually, I wanted to be Miley…
Miley: (twirls a piece of her hair) Doesn't everybody?
Mitchel: Marissa… (choosing his words carefully) You're very beautiful and sweet… but I don't think we should have someone as… talented, and wonderful as you in our production.
Emily: Mitchel… thanks for trying to be nice… but Marissa… YOU HAVE A FREAKING MOUSTACHE! You're an ugly girl, actually, I don't know if you're a girl or a guy and you're just a stupid $!#&!&!#$&$&$&$&!!!!!!! (explodes)
Miley: (frightened) Where did her head go?!?!
Mitchel: Oh, here it is. (screws it back on)
Paul: (rolls onto the floor laughing) (chokes out while chuckling) She… lost… her head!! AHAH!
Miley: (rolls on the floor with him, and on top of him seductively.)
Paul: Um, Miley? Can you please get off of me?
Miley: NO! (clings onto his nosering)
Mitchel: That's kind of disturbing… NEXT!
Carolina: Hi there. (:
Emily: WOW! How do you do the smiley??
Carolina: (: It's easy! (: (:
Emily: Oooookayyyy… Anyways… SING!
Carolina: (sings very nasally) Cuz its youuuu…. And meeeee……. Togeeether….
Miley: HEY! That's MY song! Copy catter!
Carolina: (tearing up) I'm really really really really sorry! I just, like, love that song and I love you so, so much…
Miley: (interrupting her) Sorry honey, but I don't swing that way, if you know what I mean..
Carolina: (gasps and is disappointed) Okay. I understand. (walks away)
Emily: (sighs) Ookay, next on the list is… (glances at list) Taylor.
Taylor: (in a southern accent) Hey, thar!
Miley: OMG! You are like my SISTER! (happy dances)
Taylor: (happy dances too)
Miley: You got the part of Miley, darlin'!
Emily: But she didn't even audition!
Taylor: But I wanted to be Lilly!
Miley: Deal wid it.
Taylor: You know what????????
Emily, Mitchel and Miley: WHAT?!
Taylor: I'll TAKE IT! (:
Emily: Can EVERYBODY do the smileys??
Taylor: ……….
Mitchel: Well, all we have to do next is cast the part of Lilly!
Emily: (claps 3 times) YAY ME!
Random guy: (walks in wearing a clown suit) (opens his mouth to sing)
Mitchel: (interrupts) No.
Random guy: (sadly walks out of the room)