This just came to me! I'm pathetic! Yay!
DISCLAIMER: What disclaimer? I OWN Kingdom Hearts!
Twister - No she doesn't, if she did…It wouldn't exist. It get almost done then she'd forget all about.
FSA - How'd you get out of those chains!!!?!
Twister - You'd think that she'd be smart enough to know the difference between real chains and paper chains.
FSA - OMR!(Oh My Riku) DEMON!!! What have you done with my Twister!!!!?!
Twister - sigh Fallen Sparkling Angel will never own Kingdom Hearts. Someone, please help me…
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Sora stared wide eyed at his computer.
"What is this…this….HORRIBLE…..AHHHH!" Sora covered his eyes and fell backwards out of his chair. "IT BUUUUUUUURNSSSS!!"
He squirmed around on the floor, screaming and rubbing his eyes. Suddenly, the door burst opened and revealed a tall blond hair blue-eyed man.
"Sora! what's wrong?!" The man concern shouted as he ran over to the screaming brunette.
"LOOK AT THE COMPUTER!" The teen replied. Cloud cocked his head to the side and turned his head towards the computer.
"What were you reading Sora?" the blond questioned to be replied with a really loud
"LOOK.". Cloud sat down and began to read.
"Why would you, of all people, want to be my friend?"
"So I can screw your pretty little brain out MUWHAHAHA!"
"Hehe…SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Sora tried to make a run for it but Riku pinned him against a wall.
"Dude, I'm just messin with ya,"
"Oh…"
"Y-you don't believe me, do you?" Riku looked disappointed…Then he grinned really evilly. "But the question really is: DO you want to believe me?" Sora blushed.
"Not everyone wants you pervert," Sora knew he was lying.
"Your lips say I hate you yet your eyes say fuck me," His voice was husky.
"I swear: I WILL send you to the hospital if YOU DON'T GET OFF ME," yeah, Sora is about as intimidating as a butterfly.
"You're so cute when you're angry," Riku leaned in to kiss the teen.
(A/N I own this story! It is Musical Discoveries!)
Cloud squinted and read it over and over again.
"Ew," Was all he could manage to say.
"Ew? Ew?! EW IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT!" Sora glared at his friend. "There's something about you in there too!!"
Cloud smiled. "Of course there's something about me, I'm awesome," Cloud scrolled down until he noticed this:
"RIKU! What have I told you about raping people," Sora turned to see Leon with his brother hanging off him.
"Not until the second date," Riku backed off.
"Now what do you say?"
"Sorry I tried to molest you Sora,"
"It's ok…I'm just a little SCARED FOR LIFE!"
"Geez you don't have to yell," Cloud finally spoke.
"Now Riku what will you do now?" Leon questioned.
"Wait…I was…hanging off Leon?" Cloud cringed.
"That's not even the worst part of it!" Sora said from behind his friend.
"There are thousands of stories where I'm with Riku and you're with Leon," Sora gagged.
"We need to tell these people to lay off us," Cloud calmly said as he began to go through stories about himself paired with odd people.
Sora nodded in agreement and pulled up another chair next to the computer.
"Okay, lets get to it," Sora said. Cloud pulled up Word Processor and began to type.
Hello everyone! This is your favorite men, Cloud and Sora! We have read some of your stories and don't get me wrong, some of them are good, but we really need to get a few things straight on the pairings. Us two are here to tell you why most of these pairing wouldn't work out. So you ready? Lets start with pairings of people with me, Cloud.
Cloud quickly typed away as Sora struggled to keep up with reading.
Okay, first is the most popular one:
Leon and Cloud - I can see why so many people write about this one, but seriously we're just friends, nothing more. Maybe…
Sora questioningly looked at Cloud who in turn just flashed him a mysterious smile then resumed typing.
Sepheroth and Cloud - What the hell are you thinking! I hate him! Do you expect me to just forgive him for everything and be swept away by love for him? No! No no no no no no!
Sora and Cloud
Both men stared at the screen then began gagging.
Sora and Cloud - No way! He's way too young for me! Not only that but he is way too immature!
Sora glared at Cloud threateningly.
Riku and Cloud - I don't even ever interact with him.
Kairi and Cloud - This isn't even legal.
Goofy and Cloud - Okay, what is wrong with you people
Sora began laughing so hard that he almost fell out of his chair.
Aerith and Cloud - OMR! A zombie!
Yuffie and Cloud - Oh yeah, because we'd be so amazing together, note the sarcasm.
Axel and Cloud - Who?
Tifa and Cloud - Only because of her huge knockers.
Sora rolled his eyes and pushed Cloud out of the chair. "My turn!" He shouted.
It's me! Sora! Teh totally awesome Keyblade Master! Here we go!
Sora and Riku- HE'S MY BFF NOT BF GET THAT RIGHT!
Sora and Roxas - Ew isn't that like asexual right there since he is me?
Sora and Axel - NO WAY! I'll never be with that flaming nympho!
Sora and Xemnas - OMR I just realized that if you rearrange the letters his name spells MANSEX!!!
Cloud arched an eyebrow at Sora who was laughing like a maniac.
Sora and Sepheroth - The one winged freak? He's way too obsessed with Cloud.
Cloud shuddered.
Sora and Anyone That Is In Organization 13 - They're evil! No!
Sora and Kairi - This is okay because I adore read heads.
Sora and Donald, Goofy, or Mickey - No! They're animals!
Sora began to think of other pairings when his door slammed open again and Riku came in.
"What's up guys?" He yelled
"Just settings things straight with these fanfic writers," Cloud replied.
"Really? Can I type some things?" Riku politely asked. Sora and Cloud nodded.
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Haha…. Actually support most of these pairings…Not all of them! But most…
Twister - Review or else she'll be forced to send me out to hunt you down.
FSA - My Twister! hugs muse YOUR BACK!
Twister - I never left….sigh How did I get stuck with her….