Disclaimer: I don't really think i spelled that right…oh well, on to the story! Oh by the way i don't own the song.
Logan was sitting on a fold out chair at one of the beaches of Mexico, with a cold bear in his hand, and for once enjoying himself. That is until he got a call from Professor Xavier.
Logan reached underneath his seat and grabbed his buzzing phone and put it up to his ear.
"What Chuck?" Logan asked, surprisingly not growling.
"Oh nothing Logan, I just called to check up on you and make sure that you are enjoying your vacation." Xavier replied, calm.
"Yeah I'm fine, Chuck. Actually I am better than fine, I feel great." Logan replied, taking a swig of beer.
"Oh good." Xavier said.
"Oh, I'll tell you how good." Logan added.
Logan sang: I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.
Well, the plane touched down just about 3 o'clock
And the city's still on my mind
Bikinis and palm trees danced in my head
I was still in the baggage line
Concrete and cars are their own prison bars like this life I'm living in
But the plane brought me farther.
I'm surrounded by water
And I'm not going back again
I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.
Adios en vaya con dios
Yeah I'm leaving GA
And if it weren't for tequila and pretty senoritas
I'd have no reason to stay
Adios en vaya con dios
Yeah I'm leaving GA
Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one
And grab my guitar and play
Four days flew by like a drunk Friday night as the summer drew to an
end
They can't believe that I just couldn't leave
And I bid a due to my friends
Because my bartender she's from the islands
Her body's been kissed by the sun
And coconut replaces the smell of the bar and I don't know if its her or
the rum
I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.
Adios en vaya con dios
A long way from GA
Ay, and all the muchachas they call me "big poppa" when I throw
pesos their way
Adios en vaya con dios
A long way from GA
Hey boss dome a favor and pass me the Jaeger
And I'll grab my guitar and play
Adios en vaya con dios
Going home now to stay
The senoritas don't care-o when there's no dinero
You got no money to stay
Adios en vaya con dios
Going home now to stay
Just gonna kick it by the lake
Put my ass in a lawn chair
Toes in the clay
Not a worry in the world a PBR on the way
Life is good today. Life is good today.
"That is great Logan." Xavier cheerily said "So you wouldn't mind if Remy takes the new recruits on a vacation with you, right?"
"What did you say, Chuck?" Logan growled, hoping that he had heard him wrong.
"Well i just informed you that Remy and the new recruits will be coming down to Mexico too, in fact they should be arriving any minute now." The Professor replied, oblivious to Logan's change in mood.
"Gumbo's coming!" Logan bellowed, throwing down his phone, and in the process hanging up on the Professor and spilling his beer.
Then he felt a tap on his shoulder, and heard "Bonjour monsieur claws, fancy meeting you here."
That is when Logan lost it.
Author Pleading
Yeah, i know it sucked, but please review! It makes me happy…abnormally so…..