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"RUN LEON RUN" KRAUSER SCREAMS ERECTEDLY AS HE LAUGHS. LEON CRIES, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!", AND MAKES TO RUN AWAY FOR HIS VIRGINITY (HE'S SAVING HIMSELF FOR PLANT 42). BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. "BEHIND YA" KRAUSER SMIRKS EVILLY, "CAUGHT YOU OFF GUARD, DIDN'T I?" HE LEANS IN AND WHISPERS SEXILY, "FEELING AFRAID?" LEON SQUIRMS LIKE A SALAMI PIZZA AND SCREAMS IN DISMAY, "MIIIIIIIIKE!!!11!1" KRAUSER FROWNS AT THIS AND SCREAMS "YOU'RE MINE!" AS HE STABS LEON TWENTY FOUR TIMES. IN THE ASS. WITH HIS PENIS. LEON SOBS SADLY AS HE FEELS HIS OWN WIENER DEFLATE, WHICH KRAUSER NOTICES IN APPROVAL. "GETTING A BIT SOFT, ARE WE?" HE SMILES, SATISFIED BECAUSE THIS WAS THE POINT OF SURPRISE BUTTSEX AFTER ALL, "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" LEON FLAILED HIS LEGS LIKE THE MATRIX BUT IT WAS NO AVAIL. KRAUSER CAUGHT HIS FEET EVERY TIME, WHILE LICKING HIS BLADE AND EATING SUSHI AT THE SAME TIME. "FEELING RUSTY?" HE MOCKS WITH A MONSTROUSLY SEXY GRIN. "COME ON, HURT ME!" HE WRIGGLED HIS GERMAN SAUSAGE.
And then they had seven kids.