Me: haha, I don't care if I am writing 3 other stories I am writing this one too now!!
Ash: Wtf, how many different situations can you firkin put us in?
Me: Oh I could do hundreds…
All: (awkward silence)
May: Gay baby!!
Misty: well what's this one about, and what is your name anyway??
Me: This one going to be a game show called the Surreal life, and it's pokemon style and your all going to be in it (evil smile) but don't worry I will join you!! Haha, oh and if a viewer can guess my name I'll give them candy!!
Dawn: What the hell, there is a lot of characters on this show we are all going to be so Fucking Squished.
Me: Nope, we're going to live in a big ass house!! :-DD
All: Woot!!
Me: yep, believe it ok well let's start the game!!
All: (Complain)
Me: wait!! Dose some one want to do the disclaimer??
Kenny: I'll do it?
Me: Shweet!! Ok go for it!!
Kenny: idkjhollisterrox14 dose not own pokemon or the surreal life
Me: Ok, WE ROCK, let's hit, oh wait, if anyone in the audience wants to join tell me your name and personality and I'll put you in.:-DDD
Ash and Misty are first to arrive to the Surreal life house, but they arrive separately
Ash: so….Misty, um what'ch wanna do??
Misty: I don't know what do you wanna do?
Ash: No, you, what do you wanna do??
Misty: Ash what do you wanna do!!
Ash: No Misty, what do you wanna do!!
Misty: You know what, what the hell lets go fuck our brains out, like right now!!
With that they ran into the house and they started doing it on the first couch they found in the big ass house. Mean while Dawn, May, and Kenny are at the front door.
Kenny: So are you guy's excited about being here?
May: Well sorta, it's better than sitting at home, I guess
Dawn: (about to open the door) Well, I don't know there's this….
Kenny: What the Fuck, guys!!
Kenny obovisly saw them doing it one the couch, Dawn just stood there with her mouth open, and May fainted….
Ash: I can explain!!
Misty: I was horny!!
Ash: hey did May faint…
Kenny: yes, but that not the point…Why?
Ash and Misty get up and walk over with the others to form a circle around May
Misty: hey some one give me a bowl of cold water.
Drew: Hey, guys what happened here?
He notices May on the ground
Dawn: Um nothing
They all go in the living room, but only Ash, Misty, and Drew sit on the couch.
Kenny: you do know that Misty and Ash did on that couch like less than an hour ago…
Drew: What the hell guys!! You guys are all asses
Idkjhollisterrox14: who's an ass??
All: who the hell are you?
Idkjhollisterrox14: I am your worst night mare (smiles evilly)
Paul walks in a goes up stairs.
Misty: Wtf is his problem?
Idkjhollisterrox14: Maybe he's on his period and he is hormonal
Ash: but Paul is a boy
Idkjhollisterrox14: so…
Awkward silence
May: Gay baby!!
Drew: Hey May's up! (Hugs May)
May: What the hell, why did you just hug me?
Drew: Um…
May: who the hell is that (indicating idkjhollisterrox14)
Idkjhollisterrox14: Me
All: What??
Idkjhollisterrox14: Never mind
Yellow&Red: hey guys!!
Dawn: WTF??
Misty: there are way too many people here!!
Idkjhollisterrox14: have you seen the size of this house it could fit like a lot people
Misty: seriously who the hell are you?
Idkjhollisterrox14: I am someone, but you guys can call me Idkjhollsiterrox14
All: Wtf??
Gary: Yo, what's up my hommies!!
May and Dawn: What the…
Gary: so who wants ice cream??
Idkjhollisterrox14: We have to wait till everyone else gets here!!
Tracy: Hey what's up girlfriend!! (In gangster accecent)
Misty: Tracy!! (Hugs Tracy)
Brandon: Omg it's May!!
May: Hey!!
Dawn: Aww I feel lonely!!
Green&Silver: We're here (said like in the shinning)
Drew: Ahh!! (Screams like girl!)
Wally: (Walks in nervously, trying not to break a bone)
May: hey Wally (Pats on Back)
Wally's back breaks
Wally: Owww!!
May: shit… (Walks away slowly)
Emerald: Hey everybody!!
All: (Silent)
Emerald: Aww suck a dick!!
Lucas: Hey I'm here with Pearl!!
Idkjhollisterrox14: so are you a couple now??
Lucas and Pearl: Grrrrr…
Zoey: Hey I'm here
Idkjhollisterrox14: Grrrrr I hate the name Zoey….
All: (Confused face??)
Idkjhollisterrox14: long story
Annabel: (Behind Idkjhollisterrox14) um, hi…
All: Hey Annabel!!
Idkjhollisterrox14: who the hell are you?
Duplica: Hi Ash!!
Ash: (Hugs Duplica)
Misty: Do I have to kick some ass??
Ash and Duplica: (Walk away slowly)
Jessie, James, and Mewoth: to Protect the world from devastation….
All: shut the fuck up!!
Jessie, James, and Mewoth: (Silent)
May: Gay Baby!!
Tyler: (walks in)
Idkjhollisterrox14: OMG its hot Tyler!!
Everybody else: who!!
Idkjhollisterrox14: never mind
Ash: I think we are missing some one
Brock: yea, me and Pikachu!!
Pikachu: Hi everyone!!
All: Omg it talks!!
Pro. Oak: now that everyone is here I guess it is time to start the game!!
All: WTF??
Pro. Oak: I'm the host
All:!!AHHH!!
Ok haha hope you liked it, if you want in tell me !!