Dark Crusade Showdown
Author's Note: As many of you know Sephiroth was killed by Cloud and if you've seen Advent Children he is defeated again. This story will have nothing to do with any of the characters in FFIV or Advent Children except Vincent, the sport Blitzball and Sephiroth.
DM Darkmaster
Chapter 1: The Realization
" Yo, DM you coming to the blitzball game today" asked Shades. "No I've got to make sure Joker stays in his cage and not in the cats" said DM. "Yo I'll stay here and you go to the game" said Shades. "K, call me on the cell if you need me" said DM. " The cats mocking me again and I'll kill it when I get out of this infernal rat hole you call a cage jackass" said Joker. Ebony comes in "You want to tease Joker?" he asks. I got the perfect idea" said Shades. " I tie the cat on a string and we'll bounce the cat up and down above Joker's head" said Shades.
Meanwhile at the game. . .
" So how's the game going?" asked DM. "Not so good our team is losing and our main player is dead" said Sparks. "How'd he die?" asked DM. "Shade used the undead to kill him while no one was looking." said Sparks. " Showoff pig" grumbles Shade. "Where's Switchblade?" asked DM. " I sent him to get hot dogs at the house" said Potatokiller. "Weird I never saw him" said DM.
Meanwhile at Krystal's House. . .
" What the fuck are you doing in my house?" said Krystal. " Getting hot dogs for the blitzball game, there were none at our house so Ebony sent me over here." said Switchblade. "Ok you got the hot dogs now get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" said Krystal. " Yes mam" said Switchblade.
Back at the game. . .
Switchblade totally lies to DM. " So Switchblade you're at Krystal's house getting hot dogs and she was all over you is that it?" said DM. "Yes" said Switchblade. " I'm going to fucking KILL YOU" said DM. DM pushes Switchblade into the blitzball team and blows up half the field killing everyone instantly except Switchblade. " He ain't worth it" said DM. All the sudden Vincent appears out of nowhere. " What the fuck happened here?" said Vincent. "This game is totally boring, no action, made it interesting" said DM. " You killed the entire team" said Vincent. "So" said DM. "I don't have time for this Sephiroth is back and I need your help get your friends and meet me at the corner of Moogle and Gay." said Vincent. "K" said DM.
End of Chapter 1
PS: This is my first work more Chapters coming soon. Please R&R.