Title: Hey there, I like your hair
Category: Games » Kingdom Hearts
Author: Kitchuu
Language: English, Rating: Rated: K
Genre: Humor/General
Published: 04-08-10, Updated: 04-08-10
Chapters: 1, Words: 411

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A/N: Woah, I don't know where this came from or when I wrote this but I found it while cleaning out my documents one day. Thought I'd publish it. Sorry for any possible brain damage that comes from reading this

Title: Hey there, I like your hair.

Author: Kitchuu

Warnings: CRACK. And uh, …CRACK! I don't know what I was on either, sorry.

Disclaimer: Don't own KH or it's characters or the song I Like Your Hair by Scotty Vanity.

Zexion was not happy. His hair was a disaster. It was, for one, too long, and hanging in his face, in a way that made him walk ungracefully into walls at night. Unfortunately, in the World That Never Was, it was always night. It was time to consult the castle's resident dyke. Marluxia would know how to fix it. But how to go about it?

Five minutes later found him outside the flower man's room.

"Hey there. I like your hair."

"Oh really?" Marluxia paused for a moment in his pruning to preen. "Thanks!" He turned to find Zexion in his doorway.

Wait. What?

"Who does your hair?"

One inquisitive pink brow rose. "Number six, are you feeling okay?"

Zexion frowned. Was number twelve avoiding the question? "I wanna go there." He mumbled to himself. "I need more gel."

Organization thirteen's eleventh member shot up eagerly, the strangeness of the situation forgotten. "Oh, I have tons of that. Homemade, all of them." He walked over to a cabinet by his bed, and opened it. Inside lay rows and rows of bottles. He picked up one that read "Marly's Happy Petal Hair Gel Remedy no. 341", and passed it to Zexion. "I usually charge 35.99 munny for that, but since it's your first visit, it'll be on the house."

Zexion nodded his thanks. "Hey. Who do you like better? Blondes? Brunettes? Oh, redheads." Yes, Axel had nice hair. It was so unfair. The pyro's hair wasn't even dyed like his had to be. He was naturally blond, but he couldn't pull off that metro emo look with blond hair. So he dyed it. Black. That evidently failed when people started commenting on what a nice shade of blue it was.

"Blonde, definitely."

It was Zexion's turn to be surprised. "Oh, really?"

"Yes, but mostly because Lar-"

"I'm blond too you know."

Awkward.

End.