Asuka was pissed, she had heard that Shinji had perved at her when she was getting changed. That idiot had crossed the line. He may act innocent but he was down to heart a rotten pervert. Asuka ran up and down Nerv headquarters trying to find that idiot Shinji. Finally she gave up and went to the cafeteria to get a drink, there she saw Ritsuko. "have you seen that idiot Shinji around" Asuka demanded as she popped a coin into the vending machine. "yes, he and Rei are in the testing room, their testing something, why" "we have a testing room" Asuka questions "where is it" she asks as Ritsuko looks at her confused "why is it urgent you need to see him" she asks. "I have something i need to tell him, you gonna tell me where the room is" Asuka demands again, crushing the now empty can and throwing it at the rubbish bin. "It's on level 4, room 408, the Pin is 2845, be careful when you enter, you don't know what their testing in there" Ritsuko yells as she sees Asuka storm out of the room.

As Asuka finds the door she enters the keypad and storms in "WHERE IS THAT IDIOT SHINJI" she yells, however all she sees is Rei, dressed in her usual school uniform. "Be quiet, he has small ears now" she says. Asuka looks confused till she sees what Rei is talking about, in Rei's hand is a small being, about the size of a thumb and wearing small clothes. "is that...Shinji" Asuka asks and Rei just nods. "well I'm sure your real busy, I'll take care of him now" Asuka says as she approches the now defenceless Shinji in Rei's hand. "sure, be careful, he's bones cant brake but he can still feel pain" Rei says, not hearing Shinji's yells not to give him to Asuka, however they go un-answered and Rei pops Shinji in Asuka's hand and walks out. As soon as the door shuts Asuka gets a big smile on her face. "time for some fun, I hear your a pervert Shinji, I heard you spied on me when I was getting changed, well how about you spy on this" Asuka says as she pulls back the edges of her skirt and panties and plops Shinji right in the spot where her ass resides. "its gonna be a smelly trip" Asuka says as she bends a bit and a faint popping sound is heard and she walks out of the room. Leaving the room smelly...

Please note this is a really out of there story, most things WONT make sense and its more of a silly story then anything else and nothing sexual will happen. Also each chapter will be either Third person for Asuka parts or first for Shinji parts, the more comments/ follows the more i will be willing to write.