EO Challenge: In Space No-one can hear you, Dean

by Dizzo

EO Challenge: Challenge of the week - Choose a drabble you have previously posted and rewrite it from another POV. Tell the title of the original drabble or paste the original drabble in the story as a reminder of what happened. Bonus challenge: use the word "flip" AND the challenge word from the original drabble. Therefore, this is a reworking of 'Experiment Ninety nine.

IN SPACE NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU, DEAN.

Special challenge of the week: Choose a drabble you have previously posted and rewrite it from another POV. Tell the title of the original drabble or paste the original drabble in the story so we have a reminder of what happened; kudos to Swellison for this great challenge!

Bonus challenge: use the word "flip" AND the challenge word from the original drabble.

Disclaimer: No really, I don't own them. Honest.

Okay, so I've decided to rewrite one of my more recent drabbles; 'Experiment Ninety Nine' which was written from an outsider's point of view. The WOW was 'bang'.

Therefore, this story is a reworking of Experiment Ninety Nine (reproduced after this drabble as a reminder) written from Dean's POV and containing the words 'flip' and 'bang'.

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What the f ... ?

I've woken up in some weird places before; on a bus, in a skip, under a werewolf; but this?

Unless I've completely flipped, I'm tied down naked on an alien spaceship!

Really?

Crap, the door's opening; that must be them.

Don't probe me, don't pro ... oh!

FIVE BAZONGAS!?

So, I'm tied down naked on an alien spaceship surrounded by wicked hot chicks; five boobs, man; FIVE! And they want me to bang all three hundred and seventeen of their all-female crew to save their civilisation.

*gulp*

That's what I call boldly going where no-one has gone before.

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EXPERIMENT NINETY NINE

INTERGALACTIC RESEARCH VESSEL ZZZ-1701-Z

CAPTAIN'S LOG.

STARDATE TWELVE MILLION AND FOUR.

Following the plague that exterminated the entire male population of Zogg, our search for suitable breeding partners from other worlds continues.

Experiment Ninety Nine was a strong, healthy earthling male.

Attempts to secure co-operation from the subject by adopting the appearance of beautiful earthling females highlighted serious flaws in our research as it seems earthling females do not, in fact, have five breasts. The subject, although startled by this, was not heard to complain.

Experiment Ninety Nine was extraordinarily successful; the biggest bang since, well …

Extinction averted; Zogg's future is assured.

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