-Two Fates Entwined-

Summary- Naomi Taisho was not an ordinary girl. She was a miko-in-training, but Fate decided to screw her over! Now, she is stuck taking care of some strangely colored kittens, who seems to have some anger issues. Soon, she gets put into a whole new world, with her favorite characters standing infront of her. "Damn you Fate!"

Pairing- Naomi/Deidara

Warning(s)- Um... Tobi isn't 'you-know-who'. Excessive cursing due to two loud mouth Jashinists! It's kinda crackish in the first few chaps, but nothing really weird- ...I take that back. Nevermind.

Naomi: Julia-chan doesn't own the Akutsuki or the manga /anime Naruto.

A/N: I'm in advanced classes, and in middle school, so if I don't update, please refrain from chewing me out. I will try (keyword try) to update every week/ every other week. M'kaythanksbai. I'm also looking for a beta. Please PM me if you want to beta me! I'm nice! Also, this is going onto both Deviantart and Fanfiction. Oh yeah, on DA I have a lot of drawings of Naomi.

Also, thank you Guest for asking this. I thought I made it clear, but I guess I didn't. Sorry for confusing you. I've edited the chapter.

It all started one-

I'm not going to start this thing off like it's a fairytale.

Because it isn't. Simple as that. My life sucked. My sister and my family just died, and the 'Almighty' (note the sarcasm) Lord Sesshomaru took me into the House of the Moon.

Fluffy-sama sent me to an Academy, and we have to wear uniforms. UNIFORMS! I mean, what the hell?

Okay. Get on track Naomi...

You don't know my name yet... well, I was Naomi Higurashi, but now I am known as Naomi Taisho, Heiress to the Western Lands. I have knee-length brown hair, and have some really fucking weird eyes. I have Heterochromia, which means I have two different colored eyes. My right eye is electric-blue, and my left is moss-green. I love to draw, and I have a spirited and feiry personality. If somebody pisses my off, they'll know quickly. I am also under the great and powerful Jashin-sama. Kagome Higurashi was my sister, and Inuyasha and herself were going to marry soon.

"Oh Fluffy-sama~! I'm HOME~!" I chipperly yelled- yes, I said chipperly. Get over it-, purposely yelling louder to hurt the demons' sensitive hearing.

Until I tripped.

"DAMN IT! JASHIN DAMN BOX I'LL FUCKING BURN YOU-!" Yeah... I was pretty mad. Until I heard soft little 'mews' coming from the box.

I have a thing for kittens. Just sayin'.

"Aw... I'm so sorry... kitties?" I said as I opened the box. Inside was 10 kittens.

What.

The.

Fuck.

"I'm not going to ask... I'm just gonna go with the flow..." I said, sweatdropping.

An orange tom-cat with 'piercings', a lavender (what the fuck?) she-cat with a white patch on her ear, a black and white tom-cat (the colors were split vertically...), a huge-ass blue tom-cat with what looks like gills, a black tom-cat with onyx eyes, a pure blond tom-cat with what seems to be bangs, a silver tom-cat with magenta eyes (the little fucker has a Jashin pendant... he's now my best friend!), a brown tom-cat with 'stiches', a black tom-cat with an orange face (again, what the fuck...), and finally, a red tom-cat with dull brown eyes.

My eyes automatically softened, seeing as they looked pitiful. Don't get me wrong, I don't pity people, but these kittens looked like they were truly lost.

"Miko." A cold voice said from behind. I stiffened, my purifying chi swirling around me, when I didn't recognise who it was.

"Miko. This Lord Sesshomaru does not appreciate being ignored."

Well, fuck. I quickly turned around and lowered my gaze.

"Yes, M'Lord?" I say quickly, because I am not one of the submissive nature.

"Miko, you are to take those... felines out of the estate. I don't care if you come back or not, but go to the Academy."

"Yes, M'Lord!" Thank Jashin I don't have to stay here any longer! I hate it here! The slaves treat me like a princess -which I am, but I don't like it- that can't do anything at all! I mean, I'm probably lower in social class anyway!

"You are dismissed." And with that, I ran to the Higurashi Shrine; my old home.

"It may not be much, but we can stay here." I said, huffing as I jogged up the steps. The orange faced-black kitten mewed, and the blond kitten started to hiss and bat at him. I rolled my eyes.

"Now now, children. We can't have a bitch fight without my fabulous self being in the fight!" I joked, laughing when they stared at me, confused.

The poor things don't know what they got caught up into...