Once upon a time, Edward Cullen was naked in the bath tub. With Jacob. Meanwhile, Bella was cleaning the floor in the Kitchen.
Bella was sad.
"I am emo" she said.
Suddenly, Ash Ketchum floated down from the skies.
"I am your Fairy God Ash" said Ash.
Ash spinned around repetitively and put Bella in a Pokeball cart. Bella drove away randomly.
Meanwhile.
Yami no Basurūmu Makura Poppukōn Uddo Utsukushii Kami Kawaii Desu Cullen or Yami no Basurūmu for short, was making out with Spock. Then
suddenly she got tweeted on twitter by Edward, and facebooked aswell, telling her she is the most beautiful thing he's ever seen and she
shoulg go visit him so they can have sex right away.
So Yami no Basurūmu left Spock.
"No!" said Spock.
"I must go." said Yami no Basurūmu.
Bella arrived at the royal ball.
So did Yami no Basurūmu.
The prince came. Holding a shoe. "SOMEONE FITS IN THIS SHOE. HE SAID."
The shoe seemed to be a deformed and raped Pikachu.
The Fairy God Ash smiled and said "Hello again, Pikachu ILU."
Suddenly Yami no Basurūmu was shocked. "OMG YOU ARE MY BROTHER!111 YAMIYUGI!1" she said pointing at the prince.
"What is your name" said Bella
"Yami no Basurūmu" said Yami no Basurūmu. "It means Bathroom of Darkness in Japanese. The meaning behind my name is that I rape you when you
take a shit."
Bella stepped into the Pikachu shoe and married Yami then lived happily ever after.
Suddenly evil Teddy Roosevelt appeared. And tried to kill Yami no Basurūmu.
"OMG IT'S YAMI NO ROOSEVELT! YOU MUST DIE!" said Yami no Basurūmu. "The only way to beat him is to make out with him" she added.
Yami no Basurūmu defeated Yami no Roosevelt then married Edward Cullen and Jacob Black and lived happily ever after.