I got the idea for this short story from friend. It's not that good but I felt I needed to put something up. Hope you enjoy!

I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

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I snickered as I poured hot sauce into my hands and rubbed it on the coffee pot's handle.

"What does this do exactly?" Demyx whispered next to me

"Sssh!" I hushed him wiping my hands on a wash cloth. "You'll see."

"But Axel!" he whined loudly as I punched him in the arm.

"Would you shut up!" I whispered checking my watch, "Okay it's almost time. To the couch!" I said in a exaggerated voice.

We both hurried over to the couch crashing into each other on the way. I jumped over the back and Demyx walked around it. When we finally stopped punching each other we crouched down on the waited in silence for 2 minutes.

"How do you know when.." he said as I clamped my hand onto his mouth.

We sat as still as possible as distant footsteps became louder. The footsteps passed the couch without pausing and our target turned on the light in the kitchen. Demyx and I slowly peeked over the back of the couch. There she was, the root of all the evil in the house, Larxene.

"Do you think she'll kill us?" Demyx ask quietly.

"Depends." I replied "How fast can you run?"

Demyx thought it over as the hiss of the coffee pot was interrupted.

"Banshee has taken the bait." I whispered watching Larxene pour coffee into a cup.

Demyx drummed his fingers in the cushion looking confused. She yawned and put the coffee cup down. I smiled widely. She stretched a bit and then rubbed her eyes. In mid rub she stopped. She rubbed her eyes again and then let out a yelp of pain.

"What the hell?!" she yelled looking at her hands. Her eyes were red and watery. Demyx seem to understand at once.

"Oh! So that's why you put hot sauce.."he said until I cut him off.

"Shut it! She'll hear you!." I whispered but it was too late. Larxene stood over us like a vulture really to kill. Her hands clenched into fists as sparks flew everywhere.

"Oh hi there." I said sheepishly. Demyx had gone pale.

"You guys are are dead." she snarled eyes still red.

"Wait!" I stalled. "It...It was...Roxas!" I pointed behind her. She turned around.

"Run for your life!" I yelled to Demyx and we tumbled down the hall.

"I'm going to kill you two!" she yelled chasing after us. I looked back seeing how close she was. You could almost see the horns.

"What's going on?" a sleepy voice said from an opening door in front of us. Roxas stepped into our path and we crashed into him.

"Why Roxas why?" I cried as Larxene approached, smiling evilly.

"Why thank you Roxas. I'll return their lifeless bodies back later." she said. Her red eyes made her look twice as scary than normal. She pulled us by our collars and dragged us down the hall to our doom.

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Hope you enjoyed this story. Please review!

~The lonely hobo