The fanfiction that you are about to read is extremely unpleasant. If you like stories where there is a happy ending and the characters live happily ever after then you are in the wrong place. This story will contain absolutely no happy areas. You have been warned. Read and review for me and if you thought I did a bad job then try to make your review positive.
Goodbyes are hard to say
Chapter One
Kyle why did you leave me? I never felt this way about you before. I will never forgive myself for what I did to you. I can remember it like it was yesterday. In fact it was yesterday. I am so confused lately that I hardly have the will to live. I have been crying so hard. Before I leave this world I will recall the events that led to this horrible event.
It was another Saturday morning and I was on the couch. My best friend in the whole world was Kyle Broflovski. Stan moved because his dad wanted a new job. The day Stan left broke our hearts. Even Cartman cried. In fact Cartman was the one that cried the most. Later he told us that he and Stan were…….. dating. This left both me and Kyle speechless. Kyle being the good friend that he is comforted Cartman. It was the first time I saw Kyle and Cartman together without bickering at each other. I can remember what Stan said to me and it is something I will never forget.
"Kenny I want you to lead the group. Take care of Kyle for me, and Kenny?" he paused here and looked into my eyes. He then took my hand in his and said, "I want you to never forget me. I know I sound corny but you guys were the best friends I ever had." With that he dropped my hand and got into the car. The car then drove off and whipped Stan out of my life forever. After that the events that happened, I was so confused why god took Stan out of my life. Kyle and Cartman were the only ones I had left. I asked the two, "Cartman I noticed that you were crying really hard what's up?" Cartman stared at us and then said, "uh guys if you tell anyone about this I will kill you. Stan and I were dating." We both said the same thing at the same time, "Holy shit Cartman" We were shocked. It was not like Cartman to date somebody. From then on Cartman, Kyle, and I became the best of friends. We did everything together. Cartman even matured more then usual.
That was only the beginning, since then we had been doing everything together. We did movies, we went iced skating, and at one point I discovered Kyle's feelings for me. Even now as I sit in the bathroom awaiting my death for what I did to Kyle, I still realize that Kyle loved me more then anything. That is another chapter though for Stan is at the door waiting to talk to me. When Stan heard, he came running right over from Florida where his dad worked. Slowly I put down the razor and proceeded to go down stairs to open the door.
How was that? I decided to parody Lemony Snicket in the introduction. So I do not own the series of unfourtunate events , he does. So let me know if this is slightly better then my other story Kenny's Goodbye. I look forward to your reviews. I hope you enjoyed this chapter.