Prologue
Peach: Bowser has been distracted with... which game did you mail to him?
Mario: ToadDoom 3.
Luigi: HE TOLD ME TO!
Peach: YOU HAD TO GIVE HIM THAT M RATED GAME!?
Mario: Well, it was the only game we could find that was perfect for Bowser, so he could get distracted enough for the You-Know-What.
Peach: NOW, TELL ME WHY YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN TOADDOOM 2!?
Mario: Out of stock.
Luigi: HE TOLD ME TO!
Peach: YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN SUPER SLICE KIRBY: TOAD KILLER STYLE!
Mario: THAT TOTALLY WILL NOT DISTRACT HIM LONG ENOUGH! I MEAN, YOU KNOW HE HATES PINK HAPPY BALLOON BALLS!
Luigi: Mario, you could've gotten Naruto: Ninja Destiny! That could distract him long enough!
Peach: Or Smash Bros. Brawl!
Mario and Luigi: NO-WAY!! NOT SMASH BROS!
Luigi: Not even Melee!
Peach:...fine... BUT I MUST WARN YOU, BOWSER CAN START A RAMPAGE WHEN HE STARTS THAT GAME!
In Bowser's Castle
Bowser: (cries) Oh my!! The Mario Bros. actually got me my favorite game that I've always wanted since last year! They must have forgiven me!
Bowser Jr.: Okay dad, but be carefull! You might start commiting murder crime after playing that game!
Bowser: I don't care!
