Prologue

Peach: Bowser has been distracted with... which game did you mail to him?

Mario: ToadDoom 3.

Luigi: HE TOLD ME TO!

Peach: YOU HAD TO GIVE HIM THAT M RATED GAME!?

Mario: Well, it was the only game we could find that was perfect for Bowser, so he could get distracted enough for the You-Know-What.

Peach: NOW, TELL ME WHY YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN TOADDOOM 2!?

Mario: Out of stock.

Luigi: HE TOLD ME TO!

Peach: YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN SUPER SLICE KIRBY: TOAD KILLER STYLE!

Mario: THAT TOTALLY WILL NOT DISTRACT HIM LONG ENOUGH! I MEAN, YOU KNOW HE HATES PINK HAPPY BALLOON BALLS!

Luigi: Mario, you could've gotten Naruto: Ninja Destiny! That could distract him long enough!

Peach: Or Smash Bros. Brawl!

Mario and Luigi: NO-WAY!! NOT SMASH BROS!

Luigi: Not even Melee!

Peach:...fine... BUT I MUST WARN YOU, BOWSER CAN START A RAMPAGE WHEN HE STARTS THAT GAME!

In Bowser's Castle

Bowser: (cries) Oh my!! The Mario Bros. actually got me my favorite game that I've always wanted since last year! They must have forgiven me!

Bowser Jr.: Okay dad, but be carefull! You might start commiting murder crime after playing that game!

Bowser: I don't care!