I sat at the desk at midnight. "Man, this is the shittiest office I've ever had," I scoffed. As crappy as this office was, I'm not one to turn down a dare. I plugged my headphones into my phone, grabbed my notebook, and let my creativity flow by making a haiku.
First night on the job
Newly opened, loved by all
Sounds pretty easy
After I was done with that I checked the cameras. "Okay, let's do this! Okay… Show Stage… Freddy? Check. Chica's there. Bonnie is gone. Okay! Wait… BONNIE IS GONE!? OH DEAR MOTHER OF HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS WITH A SIDE OF FRIES!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I quickly put the monitor down and turned on the left door light, only to find a human boy staring back at me. The boy had purple hair, purple eyes, a pinstripe vest (also purple), black pants, a white apron, and the biggest grin I had ever seen.
"Holy-," I said before he cut me off to finish my sentence. "Bedsheets! Watch your mouth for Christ's sake! This is a family pizzeria, y'know," He said while changing his smile to a frown, "Bitch, fuck, ass, your mom's a whore, pussy" I listed out bad words, slipped in an insult, and watched him become more and more agitated with every syllable. "I'm going to tell everyone about what you did!" he threatened. That very second, my phone went off and I checked it. My six a.m. bell! "I'M FREE!" I happily shouted. I gathered my things, blew a raspberry at the boy, and rushed out the door to my car. Freedom!
