A/N: Hi y'all- new story! finally! i was inspired by a fic i read that had like, 2 pronouns in the entire story. it was painful. NOW I MUST INFLICT THE SAME PAIN ON YOU, DEAR READER! don't worry, they will learn if i make this a multi-chap. obviously OOC.

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore woke up on Tuesday morning feeling strange.

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore walked down the hall from Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore's office to Harry James Potter's dorm, wondering if He-Who-Must-not-Be-Named was up to no good.

"Harry James Potter!" Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore called through Harry James Potter's door.

"Coming Headmaster Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore!" Harry James Potter hollered in reply, bursting through Harry James Potter's door.

"What's the matter?" Harry James Potter practically yelled, Harry James Potter's hair uncombed and glasses awry.

"Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore was wondering id The Dark Lord was messing with Harry James Potter," said Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore.

(i and you are pronouns.)

"Not that Harry James Potter knows of," Harry James Potter looked around quizzically.

"Hmm... something is weird," Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore stated.

"What was all that ruckus about?" said Ronald Bilius Weasly?

"Albus Percival Wolfric Brian dumbledore do not know what is going on. Something is weird," Harry James Potter informed Ronald Bilius Weasly.

" Yeah, that's what Ronald Bilius Weasly though when Ronald Bilius Weasly hear a ruckus.

"How will Ronald Bilius Weasly, Harry James Potter, and Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore find out what is wrong?" said Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore.

"We should as Hermione Jean Granger!" said Ronald Bilius Weasly.

"Yes!" Harry James Potter raced into the common room.

A/N: I know, tedious, but that's the point! Review or be eaten by rabid boggarts! please visit acciojubjubbird's profile (sorry if i spelled your name wrong) cuz she contributed to this and is awesome! i just finished your valentine btw :) sorry for mistakes

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