DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HETALIA OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS. IF I DID, YOU WOULD KNOW

Sorry it's sooooo shooort.

Lovino stood up in a random room. He had no idea where he was. He had no idea what he was doing here in this shitty bland room. Though he did know he wanted the fuck out. And once he found the bastard who put him here, he was going to tear him up with a machete.

The room was white. Just white walls, white floor, and a white ceiling. There was also a small indent in the center of the wall that he was facing. This had to be a fucking joke. That bastard Antonio had to be behind this. Him and his friends.

A voice came out of nowhere.

"I've see you've awoken."

He didn't recognize the voice. Now he was scared.

"Who are you?" yelled Lovino. "And what am I doing here?"

"For an experiment," the voice said back.

"What experiment!" No reply.

"Answer me!" Lovino yelled at the top of his lungs. Still no reply.

The indent in the wall was pushed towards him until it was like a drawer with a space for something to place. Lovino walked cautiously toward the drawer and looked inside. His eyes widen with surprise. How did they know?

Lovino reached his hand into the drawer and drew out two maracas. And again, how did they know? The voice said it was an experiment. Did that mean how well he could play the maracas? Or something else?

Whatever the case, he was going to pass the time playing the maracas. Lovino started to shake the maracas this way and that, dancing to his own tune. He kept this up for awhile, occasionally adding a yelp of every kind to the beat.

As Lovino was tiring, a hidden door open and Antonio, Francis, and Gilbert walked in, laughing hard. Antonio was also yelling 'I told you so!' to the other two.

"You fucking bastards!" Lovino screamed. "Why did you do this! And how did you disguised your voice?"

"All for an experiment, Lovi," said Antonio merrily.

"Tell me how you disguised your voice you fucking bastard! TELL ME!"

"I'll tell you later."

I suck at stories sometimes... But ANYWAYS, please R&R, eat pasta, and love cats :3