Go-Go Gundam Rangers!
*For those of you who still watch Power Rangers, I haven't for a long, long time, so there may be some faults in here. The only P.R. episodes that I have watched were the original ones that previewed in 1993-1994 before they changed all the actors and everything. So…Enjoy!
Cast
Heero: Red Ranger
Duo: Black Ranger
Quatre: Pink Ranger
Trowa: Blue Ranger
Wufei: Green Ranger
Relina: Rita Repulsa
Milliardo: King Sphinx
*I suggest you memorize the cast, cuz I'm gonna be referring to them by their REAL names, not the characters in the show.
And the show begins…
Scene-they all sit around the cafeteria table drinking shakes
Heero- this is gay
Trowa- no kidding, to be starred in this stupid show
Duo- well it's not so bad so far
Quatre- I wonder which ranger I'll be when I morph
Wufei- yeah, I hope this fic doesn't make us look stupid. Narrator! Tell us if we're
gonna look stupid in this fic!
Narrator- Maybe…
Wufei- Maybe! What type of response is that?!
Narrator- Hey, I'm making this story up as I go along.
Wufei- Some Narrator, doesn't even know what happens next.
Narrator- Oh shut-up, this is my fic, my story so sit down and do as I say.
Wufei- Humph!
*Oh no! Relina Repulsa has broken a hole through the school cafeteria wall! Boys! Better morph!
Heero- Yeah yeah, we're getting there. *Cough* IT'S MORPHING TIME!
*And the boys transform to the mighty morphing Gundam Rangers
Quatre- Hey! Why am I pink!
Narrator- Cuz I say so!
Duo- Cool, I'm black! My favorite color!
Heero- Why am I red when I don't like this color much?
Narrator- Because, the Red Ranger's the leader of the group and I thought you would like that.
Duo- Oh sure, give the leader position to psycho boy.
Heero- Hey! I heard that!
Duo- Heard what? Tell me Heero, what did you here? Did you hear little voices in your
head telling to self destruct yourself again?
Heero- Oh shut up!
Trowa- Isn't there suppose to be a yellow ranger?
Narrator- Well…yes, but I don't see six G-Wing pilots do I now?
Quatre- Isn't the Pink Ranger suppose to have some sort of romance with one of the
Rangers? I think it was the Green Ranger?
Wufei looks at his suit- Hey! I'm the Green Ranger! Injustice!
Quatre- So he's the one I'm suppose to be in love with.
Wufei- Like hell I'm gonna be your boyfriend!
Narrator- Okay, Quatre, shut up. Wufei, calm down. There will be no romances in this
Fic. or will there be one. You never know.
Wufei- Like that's reassuring.
Narrator- Oh, look, bad guys, go fight them you dim wits! Look! Milliardo just stepped
in! Now go fight!
All- Right!
The boys start to head towards the big hole in the wall where the bad guys are.
Relina- Ack! Look at what I'm wearing! And what a horrible script!
Narrator- Better read the script or Dorothy gets the part instead.
Relina-Okay, okay, fine, but I'm a pacifist, not a monster!
Narrator- Well, I thought the role fitted you well, I guess I'll call Dorothy instead then.
Relina- No, no, I'm saying the lines, I'm saying the lines.
Narrator- Good. Now say the lines.
Relina- *Sigh* I am Relina Repulsa! I have come to take over your planet! But first I
must get rid of you meddling kids!
Duo- You'll never take over our world scum!
Others- Right!
Relina- Fine! We'll just have to do this the hard way. Milliardo! Get em!
Milliardo- Why am I her minion? I'm her older brother, do I not get some respect in this
fic?
Narrator- No. Now say what's in the script of I'll put you to a lower position.
Milliardo- This reeks. *Sigh* Roar Roar! I'm King Sphinx! I will attack you and get rid of you for my queen? Okay, that last word is just wrong.
Narrator- Do want to be her shoe shiner?
Milliardo- Fine, fine, I'm attacking them.
Relina- Mwahahahahahaha!
Relina starts to throw purple lightning bolts at them. Milliardo starts to attack them.
Quatre- Is there no way to end this massacre?
Relina- Sure, hand over the Red Ranger.
Narrator- Whoa whoa! Hold it! That's not in the script.
Relina- Shove it! Your script suxs!
Quatre- Yeah! Countless fighting is not fun!
Milliardo- Yeah! Making me my little sister's slave is wrong!
Heero- Uh. I don't mind the script as long as I'm not handed over to Relina Repulsa.
Narrator- Fine, since you all hate my script so much! Do whatever you want! I don't
care!
Relina- Good! Now hand over Heero-I mean the Red Ranger and all this fighting will be
over and we'll leave in peace.
Quatre- Sure, take him.
Heero- Noooooooo!
Heero makes a run for it.
Relina- Milliardo!
Milliardo nods and gets Heero for her and they leave.
Quatre- Ya! Happy ending.
Duo- Uh, I don't think it's so happy for Heero.
Trowa- Yeah! That was cold hearted to hand him over to that freak! You know, me and
you? It's over.
Duo- you guys were going out?
Quatre- were not.
Trowa- oh, so that was what our relationship was worth to you?
Quatre- No, that not it!
Wufei- I wonder how Heero's doing?
Somewhere in the universe…
Wedding music in the background…
Priest- You may now kiss the bride.
Heero- Uh, that's okay.
Relina- Common, it's tradition.
Heero- No, it's okay, I'll start a new tradition instead.
Relina- Really? What's the new tradition?
Heero- Leaving the bride at the alter before sealing the wedding deal.
Heero bolts for the door and leaves Relina at the alter.
Relina- *Sniff* Milliardo! Go get him!
Milliardo- Aw! I thought I was off the slave thing already.
Relina- Well apparently you're not, so go get him back!
Milliardo- No. Go get him yourself.
Relina- Arg!!!!!!!!
So the universe is safe… for now.
The end!
Okay, kinda dumb. Anyways…
Disclaimer- I don't own either G-Wing or Power Rangers, though it would be cool to own one of them, I don't own them.
Review, don't review. I don't care. I was just bored. I'm sorry to all you people who hate anime-english shows crossovers, I don't know what on earth possessed me to write this. Guess I was just bored and I someone was talking about power rangers, so it gave me idea for this fic. Well, one thing's for sure, a lot of you now know my secret…I watch Power Rangers!