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Naruto had finally done it, he had beaten Sasuke and brought him back to Konoha. As he walked through the gates of his home, he saw his long-time crush, Sakura. Naruto told Sakura, "I did it. I brought him back, just like I promised." Sakura shrieked, "You almost killed him, baka! This is just like you! You can't handle that Sasuke-kun is better than you and injured him, just like in Nami and at the hospital!" then she slapped Naruto. The crowd of people cheered at the blonde's defeated look. Then the three resident old bats came up to Naruto and said words that he thought he would never hear, "Uzumaki Naruto, by order of the council and Hokage. You are hereby banished from Konohagakure for treason. You have until dawn tomorrow to grab your belongings and leave." Naruto didn't even bother to even take another step into the village and fled out into the forests of Hi no Kuni.

Three Years Later

Konoha had lost almost all of its alliances. Nami no Kuni, Tori no Kuni, Na no Kuni, Takigakure, Cha no Kuni, Oni no Kuni, Haru no Kuni (formerly Yuki), and Kusa no Kuni had all cut ties with Konoha because of their unjust banishment of their hero. The alliance with Sunagakure was strained, with the only remaining clause being that they would support each other in times of war. Sasuke had left not two weeks later and succeeded because there was no one who could match him in battle.

Sakura Haruno walked into the Hokage office, hearing bickering between Tsunade, the Hokage, and Jiraiya, the resident spymaster. "So, you just fell off of the spire and ended up in the middle of an unknown village?!" Tsunade inquired.

"As much as it hurts my pride, yes, I hadn't even heard of this village before getting lost and falling into the middle of the street." Jiraiya whimpered back.

"You then got your ass handed to you by two civilians and a genin?" Tsunade asked further.

"Yeah, but the civilians had the skills of our chunin, that genin was like a jonin. I doubt that we would be able to last a month if we declared war on them. Not to mention that the only other people who know about this village is their allies. They are a complete unknown." Jiraiya lamented.

Sakura decided to make her presence known, "If I could interject, shishou?"

"What is it this time? And don't call me that, you lost that opportunity when you helped get my godson banished!" Tsunade exclaimed.

"Since this village is unknown to the world, perhaps they might be open to creating an alliance with us? They would have no reason to refuse, we haven't wronged them." Sakura suggested.

"That is the first intelligent thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth. I'll take you with me to see if this village would possibly make an alliance with us, but only because this is your idea. I will take no complaints or unruliness out of you." Tsunade calmly stated.

In an unknown village

Yamagakure was a thriving village. The Yamakage had arrived two and a half years prior. Yamagakure was hidden deep within Kodai no kuni(land of vastness) past the barren maze of rock spires, situated upon Arashi no Yama. The village's hustle and bustle could not be seen even from the top of the front gate. The city buildings were built onto the rock spires that continue up the mountain. There are people coming and going, plenty of shops and restaurants and stands. Many children play in the many parks around the city. But, at the center of this busy city sits the imposing figure of the Yamakage tower. This is the scene that Sakura and Tsunade, came upon when attempting to try to gain an alliance with this village from the Yamakage. When they got to the Yamakage tower, they were surprised to see Kushina and Naruko Uzumaki, Naruto's mother and sister, respectively. Tsunade asked Kushina, " What are you doing here?"

to which Kushina condescended, "I'm the Yamakage's assistant."

Sakura asked, "Well then, could we please see the Yamakage?"

Kushina replied, "Well he is in a meeting for a few more minutes. Please wait until it is over."

Tsunade asked, "Well, what are the both of you doing here?"

Kushina and Naruko synchronously retorted, "We are here because our husband is here."

Sakura said, "You both mean husbands, right?"

They replied, "Nope, he is the same person, the Yamakage."

Tsunade said, "He must be one lucky guy."

Kushina said, "He is, but his past was horrible and he deserves as much love as he can get, seeing as he has four wives."

Sakura shrieked, "Four wives, who else fell for this guy?!"

Naruko indignantly replied, "Two other people he saved from themselves, Shion of Oni no Kuni and Koyuki of Yuki/Haru no Kuni."

Sakura asked, "Just who is your husband?"

Kushina replied, "He commonly goes by the name, Arashi Kaminoyama."

Tsunade asked, "Commonly goes by? Then what, by chance, is his real name?"

Naruko ominously replied, "Ask him and you shall find a ghost from your past. He will see you now."

What do you think? Good, Bad, Ugly? I just wanted to try this idea.