Chapter One: Smoking Hedgehogs

The sun started to rise and the birds were chirping. The students started heading to their respective schools. All except a blue hedgehog , who was sleeping in his bed.

Suddenly a purple hedgehog opened the bedroom door. She crossed her arms and shook her head, disappointed.

"Sonic, you're still sleeping?! You're gonna be late!" Aleena exclaimed.

Sonic started to rub his eyes and rise up from his bed. "W-whu?"

Aleena turned on the lights which flashed in Sonic's eyes. "Get up, you're gonna be late!"

"Alright, alright I'm coming, ma!" Sonic replied. Aleena sighed and went downstairs to give Sonic some privacy to change. Sonic quickly put on ripped jeans, a red hoodie, and sneakers. He ran downstairs and grabbed his backpack.

"Sonic, get some breakfast, dear." Aleena said.

"Gotcha. Love ya, mom." Sonic said, giving her a kiss on the cheek and grabbing some toast. The blue hedgehog ran to school to make the school bell.

The blue hedgehog dreaded school and was a slacker. He was an C- student and didn't care. He didn't plan on going to any college or having a career. All he wanted to do is eat chili dogs and go to parties.

He headed to a school called Chaos Emerald High, a well known school of the people of Möbius. It was like many schools who had their cliques such as the jocks/cheerleaders, the nerds, the goths, and etc., however Sonic preferred to be a lone wolf.

The blue hedgehog decided to skip his first period and decided to smoke a cigar in the bathroom.

"Ah..this is the life. Who needs edu-mication or whatcha mi-call-it?" Sonic said, relaxed. Suddenly a young fox with suspenders and large framed glasses walked into the bathroom, having to go to the bathroom. He jumped and squirmed, running into a stall which made Sonic laugh.

"What's the matter Tails? You got the waters?" Sonic joked.

Tails started to use the toilet and rolled his eyes. "Very funny, Sonic…anyways why are you smoking in the bathroom?"

"Just chilling, Buddy." Sonic replied. "Once you get out of the stall, how bout havin a smoke?" He suggested.

"Sonic, you know I don't wanna fall back on my grades." Tails replied, washing his hands.

"Yeah but don't you have all A's? I'm sure one little smoke won't hurt." Sonic said.

"Well...fine I'll join you for one smoke." Tails said. Sonic handed him a cigar.

"Great, then maybe we can get a chili dog afterwards." Sonic said.

"Let's not push it." Tails said. "So how do you smoke?" He asked.

"Like this." Sonic said, showing Tails how to smoke. Tails nodded and followed his example.

"Hey you're right..this is kinda relaxing. Where did you get it?" Tails asked.

"My bro lended me some." Sonic replied.

"But won't your mom know?"

"Nope, what she doesn't know won't hurt her." Sonic said with a chuckle.

Suddenly the door opened, revealing a tall, obese mustached man in a suit wearing glasses. His glared landed on the two boys smoking, specifically on Sonic.

"I thought I smelled that retched scent from here." The principal said, annoyed at the smoking.

"Principal Robotnik!" Tails exclaimed.

"What do you want, Eggman?" Sonic asked, calling him by the nickname he made up for him.

"Don't call me that!" Robotnik exclaimed, snatching the cigars from the boys' mouths.

"Hey!" Sonic exclaimed.

" You know very well that there's no cigars on campus!" He yelled. "That earns you after school detention, you know where to go." Robotnik added before leaving.

"Actually I don't know where to go…" Tails replied.

Sonic shrugged. "We go to Room 303 at 3pm. Been there….dang ten times already?"

"Ten times? But how?!" Tails asked.

"Well one for sleeping in class, two for peeping in the girls' locker room, and the rest was all a blur." Sonic replied.

Tails shook his head. "I should've never taken that cigar…" He thought.