My name's John Cena and i'm an african american women looking for a man to have sex with. Just kidding i'm a pro wrestler with an ogre fettish who's got the hots for Shrek. That's right. I have build mountains and valleys for Shrek. I have raised and lowered the sun for Shrek. And last but not least, watched all seasons of My Little Pony for my lovely green hippopotamus. I went to the swamp to go catch Shrek. He was watching tv when I brutally murdered his wife and kids. Mine. I got lord fuck hard to put Shrek into a cage for me. He was wearing sailor moon panties and overalls with rainbow hair extensions. I took Shrek to my bedroom and began to aggressively show him my pez collection. Shrek escaped from the cage when I wasn't looking and I never saw him again. #Savage