Kakashi moaned.

Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod....!

It was like a mantra running through his head and he couldn't stop it from coming. His hands were nervously running along the table he was sitting at. He gulped when he heard singing coming from the kitchen. At least it wasn't his kitchen...at least if it burned down it wouldn't so bad. Actually it probably would be the best thing to ever happen.

An aroma wafted into his nose. Kakashi wrinkled it and he felt bile coming up his throat.

Suck it up! Be a man!

His heart hammered against his chest as footsteps approached the table. He wiped a gloved hand across his forehead. This was worse than torture, worse then Ibiki's interrogation tactics. Heck even Naruto and Sai agreed! Poor Yamato was sent to the hospital! She even treated him and concluded it was food poisoning!

"Are you okay?"

A meek nod did nothing to convince Sakura. Kakashi was pale, sweating, and looked like he was about to throw up.

A plate of food was on the table, it was questionable and Kakashi eyed it wearily. Letting out a shaky breath he assured her, "I'm fine."

Pursing her lips, Sakura nodded. With a shrug of her shoulders she then began to pile a heap of what she had called "eggs" on his plate.

Ohgodohgodohgod...she's putting more...OHGODOHGODOHGOD!

"Eat up Kakashi, it should help whatever kind of sickness you're feeling."

Not when it's the cause!

When Kakashi did nothing to lift up his fork Sakura sighed and speared a globful and proceeded to stuff it into his mouth.

"Come on open up!"

Feeble quivering lips opened slightly and Sakura shoved it inside.

"Is it good?"

With the best smile he could muster and mumbled out a "Mhm". Sakura's face brightened, Kakashi felt his heart warm. But the feeling was short-lived when a plunk diverted his attention from her face.

A little part of him died inside when he saw the rest of the "eggs" right in front of him. Death couldn't come soon enough.

I was talking to my boyfriend when I thought of this. Please review and hope you enjoyed it! And I do not in any way own Naruto.

Rachel