Disclaimer: I don't own anything you saw in the books.
Before you start flaming the story, it's just a Mary Sue parody. I'm trying to create a Mary Sue.
Hi, my name is Crystal Elizabeth Delilah Dumbledore Malfoy, and I am being transferred to a magic school called Hogwarts, (that's in England). I am 15 years old, and I'll be in the 5th year. I have long, blond hair that pools around my waist. My eyes are normally pink but change color according to my mood. I used to be homeschooled by my mother until she was tragically murdered. She protected me with her love so I was safe but now I have a heart-shaped scar in my neck.
It was the day when the Hogwarts Express was going to leave. I was wearing a pink miniskirt with ruffles, a skinny white top, and a pink jean jacket. I was also wearing knee-high hot pink boots. I had rosy pink lipstick on, and pink eye shadow to match my eyes. I crimped my hair, and put in two pink heart earrings in my ears. I took my hot pink and silver trunk, and my snowy owl Shimmer's cage, and attached it to my pink and red Firebolt. Then I was ready to go to the train.
On the way to the station, I worried that someone would know about my tragic and dark past and make fun of me for it. I knew only one other person at school who knew. He was my half-brother, Draco Malfoy. We were best friends when we were little, until Narcissia found out that Lucius had an affair with my mother, Alicia Dumbledore. Then we weren't allowed to see each other again. The last time I saw him was at my mother's funeral. There, Draco promised he would never tell anyone. And I believed him.
I got to Platform 9 ¾ just as the train was leaving. I got on just in time. Then I tried to find a compartment. The first compartment I saw had three people in it. The first was a girl with wriggly brown hair. She was wearing a blue mini dress with blue high heels, blue earrings, and blue eye shadow. The second was a boy with red hair, baggy black pants, a leather jacket, and sunglasses. And the third one…
He had black hair and green eyes, and was wearing contacts. He was wearing jeans, a blue t-shirt, and a Quidditch jacket.
My legs started feeling shaky. My breath started coming out in little gasps. My heartbeat accelerated. Is this what falling in love feels like?
The girl in blue said, "Hello, I'm Hermione Granger."
"I'm Ron Weasley." said the red haired boy.
"I'm Harry Potter."