25 ways to anger Edward
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1. Call Edward and pretend to be the Volturi and say that if he doesn't change Bella soon, we will eat her.
2. Get Bella drunk.
3. Blame Emmett.
4. Say Bella was raped and beaten...by Mike Newton.
5. Color his Volvo pink and yellow...
6. ... And blame it on Mike Newton
7. Have Emmett force feed him real food.
8. Fill out a application to a gay strip club with his name on it.
9. Convince Bella that he is gay...
10. ...and say that he is seeing Mike Newton.
11. Tell Edward that Bella thinks he is gay.
12. Have Carlisle give him "The Talk."
13. Tell him that Alice saw him giving Mike Newton a lap dance.
14. "Accidentally" push Bella off a 34 story building and blame it on Mike Newton...
15. "Heroically" save Bella before she dies.
16. Have Alice dress Bella as a punk emo...
17. And make him check Bella for "scars."
18. Prank call him and pretend to be Mike Newton...
19. And talk about how crappy their relationship is and how he should be with Bella.
20. Tell Everyone at school that he is gay...
21. And he is having an affair on Bella with his brother Jasper.
22. Break all of his C.D.'s and blame it on Esme.
23. Say that he is not allowed to see Bella until he changes her...
24. Say it was her idea.
25. Blame Emmett for everything that has happened.