So I really shouldn't be posting this considering I have so many other prompts to type up instead of writing a one shot, but you all forgive me right? Please? YAY~

Oh and I don't really know what Romania looks like so I made his description up, okay?

Anyways, here it is~

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic

Romania was not a vampire.

No matter what England, or America, or any other idiotic nation said, thank you very much.

Just because he was had midnight black hair, snow white skin, and brown eyes that were so dark they looked black did not mean he was a creature of the night.

Trust him, he knew what they looked liked, and he did not look like them.

Plus, Vampires may live forever but they did grow older like Romania did.

Also he personally knew a few of them, (*cough* a lot *cough*) and they liked garlic, they did not burn/die when they walked into the sun, and NO America they were NOT SPARKLY!

Lots of his friends took personal offence to those books.

But because the other nations didn't, couldn't, wouldn't, accept that they were wrong they felt like they had to prove it.

Now here was the thing, the whole "Vampires-are-hurt-by-garlic-thing", yeah….

That was Romania's fault….

"SHHH! DUDES BE QUIET!"

"Shut up you bloody git!"

"OHONONON~"

"Vat are we doing? We should be starting the meeting!"

"Shut up Germany!"

Romania sighed. The nations were being idiots, again. He pushed open the door to the meeting room, and stopped dead.

The room was covered in garlic.

IT.

WAS.

EVERYWHERE!

Romania pivoted on his heels and ran out the building screaming bloody murder.

America watched Romania run away, and then he turned back to the other nations. "I LIKE TOTALLY TOLD YOU THAT HE WAS A VAMPIRE DUDE!" He shouted, with his 'hero' smile on.

Both of the Italies signed and shook their heads in wonder of America's idiota ways.

Hey, just because America got the sparkly part of the vampires wrong didn't mean he got the part of a powerful group of them living in Italy wrong.

N. Italy has only met them a handful of times, S. Italy deals with them a lot. He says they're like another mafia only they never die.

They just seem scary to him.

Yeah… this just came to me…while reading a list of fears….

Why?

I have no fucking clue…

Was it good? Was it bad?

Hope you liked it~

Dreamaker401