Disclaimer for all chapters: I do not own the Artemis Fowl series, and have no desire to own Dora.

AN: Hello! This fanfiction was taken down a few months ago for the following reasons: Main reason for removal: "Not allowed: interactive, chat/script, real person,mst, etc." I've looked through and edited the story. Please inform me if I've left any boo-boo out! And please specify HOW to correct the mistake.

I WAS FORMERLY UNDER THE NAME "SPUNKYGAL ME" WHEN I FIRST POSTED THIS STORY. SO I DID NOT COPY THE STORY.

Ever tired of your siblings cooing about Dora the Explorer? Dora pits her skills against Artemis the genius. They must get to the chocolate factory-which is defended by Charlie- and stop Swiper the fox from swiping all the chocolate… and Opal Koboi from stealing the chocolate from Swiper and turning them all into chocolate truffles. We need YOUR support for Arty and Holly… and hope that they win!

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"This is your quest… and you must complete it… or else the results would be disastrous!"

"As in Swiper the fox would swipe the chocolates?"

"Exactly."

Artemis stared at Holly, bewildered. "I can't believe you signed us up on this stupid game show!"

"Look on the bright side!" Holly hissed back. "We're sure to win!"

"Are you sure? Dora and Boots have had at least a hundred episodes of experience."

"Erm. Yeah. Sure. How about the brains?" Holly tapped her brain.

Artemis threw a glance at Dora and Boots. Dora had on her usual 'world-saving' costume- a pink shirt and orange shorts. She had with her her incredible backpack which could somehow always contain the exact things she needed for her 'mission'… and a few more things which would make the show even more mind boggling! She had, too, a map that could somehow map out the route she needed to take in order to get to a certain place… and it could modify itself every time it was needed! It could even talk! ((everyone's eyes widen)) How was everyone to have the genius she has ((or had, or never had)) to figure out what sized life jackets she and Boots needed… or whether to use a cap or butterfly net to catch a floating Easter egg. Who was mature enough to figure out that we need seatbelts… "so we can be safe". Who was brave enough to sail through the jungle on vines and defend herself from nasty falling acorns? Who could speak Spanish to non-living objects and command gates to open? Who could stop a fox from swiping by telling him, by using the infallible magic words, "Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!" It was hard to believe that all these talents were possessed by a little bug-eyed mutant with an oversized head, small and fat body and probably an even smaller brain!

Maybe Boots was more incredible. Boots is a bluish-purple monkey with an overly large head ((again)) who… um… er… who… wears boots! Boots is so smart that he can speak in English, Spanish, and monkey-ish, I suppose. He can ALWAYS climb down dangerous valleys and be a knight in shining armor to a poor little bird ((who was probably terrified by the look of his face)). He can climb up trees easily and… OH MY GOSH! THIS IS TOO AMAZING!... count to ten!

Holly looked at Artemis. "Tell me honestly, Artemis, can you count to ten?"

Artemis stared at Holly like she was some freak like Dora. "For your information, I can count to infinity."

"Whatever," Holly rolled her eyes and focused her attention on the umpire, as she noticed that Dora and Boots were ((trying to)) looking extremely determined. Dora's brown eyes danced with fire ((definitely camera reflection)) and so did Boot's. ((obviously camera reflection))

"Now," the host announced. "Your aim is to get to the chocolate factory and stop Swiper from swiping the chocolate. There are no rules, and there is no limit as to what you are taking along." Dora whispered something to Boots. "I think she's giving him a pep talk," Holly informed Artemis. "You SURE you brought candy?" Dora continued whispering.

"On your marks, get set, go!" the host shouted.

"Where do we go?" Holly squealed excitedly.

"Learn from the experts," Artemis responded.

"What? You mean we take a helicopter?"

"That'll take all the fun out of the game," Artemis replied and turned his attention to Dora, who was pointing out to the viewers where they should go. "Turkey farm, Pyramid, Chocolate Factory!" she waved her arms excitedly in the air. "So where do we go first?" she paused. "Turkey farm. Right." She smiled confidently and motioned for Boots to start singing. "Turkey farm, Pyramid, Chocolate Factory! Turkey farm, Pyramid, Chocolate Factory! Turkey farm, Pyramid, Chocolate Factory! Come on baubenos ((sorry I don't know how to spell it)) everybody let's go, come on let's get to it…"

"If you watch the show regularly, you'll notice that all you have to do is follow the path right in front of you." Artemis pointed at the single yellow brick road in front of the two teams. Dora and Boots had already started on it.

"And if you watch it PROPERLY, you'll notice that the viewers are supposed to help you out."

"Well, I overheard Dora, let's run for the farm."

"Okay."

So while Dora and Boots were leisurely singing and walking, Artemis and Holly did the fastest 100-metre sprint they ever did. To the innocent and blur Dora and Boots, the two were just a gust of wind.

That's the end! The turkey farm will be featured on the next chappy. Remember to vent your frustrations on Dora HERE by reviewing!