Even though I hate to admit it, I am not the genius who owns Adventure Time. I do, however, call dibs on this.

This is a random oneshot that I thought of as I was enjoying an episode of Adventure Time. If it doesn't make sense, it doesn't have to.

Enjoy!


Somewhere in the Land of Ooh Finn and Princess Bubblegum perched upon the confectionary top of the princess's castle.

For Finn, it was nice to finally spend some time with the princess since she had so little time after becoming eighteen again. How Finn missed the time when she was just a girl of thirteen and didn't have such a large duty on her frail shoulders.

The afternoon was peaceful, or so it seemed after having saved a distressed bonbon from volcano Lava Lump. The deed was not done alone; Jake did most of the work.

Out of the blue, a distinct growl erupted from his stomach. This did not escape Princess Bubble gum's notice.

"Ooh, you must be hungry. "She observed, "Let's go get something to eat."

Before she could grab Finn's sweaty hand-

"Whoa, hold up. I just wanted-"

Finn reached into his pocket, expecting to grasp a peppermint he had been saving since their lunch of tarty tarts and magic frosting swirls. Instead, his hand kissed a strip of gum.

"Huh…"

"Finn! I didn't know you chewed gum." She stared at the pink stick, resembling her hair.

"You're not mad?" Finn inquired, confused. He had not meant for the princess to find this out.

"Why would I be mad?"

"I don't know; I just thought you would think I'm a … cannibal…"

PB laughed, "No, silly!"

Princess Bubblegum blew the biggest bubble she ever made in her bubbly life, which popped into scraps across Finn's face.

Finn wiped away the sticky fragments, "Whoa…"


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