Twinkle Twinkle Little Void
Twinkle, twinkle little void
How you make me so annoyed
Up above the world so high
Encompassing everything in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle little void How you make me so annoyed
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The Secret Police and City Council scooped up his body
And hid it in a kitchen even though the construction was shoddy
They told us not to worry and said that they got it
Apparently Humpty made one heck of an omelet.
Jack be Nimble
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack leave behind your family and the candlestick
Street Cleaning Day is upon our little town
And you cannot have them holding you down
Hush Little Baby
Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Daddy's going to buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird won't sing, We will know it's not a sentient being.
And since that bird is gonna die Daddy's going to buy you an extra eye.
And if that extra eye won't help you see
Daddy's going to buy you a heart that beats And if that heart's beat is arrhythmic,
Daddy's going to buy you a library that public
And when those librarians try to rip off your supraorbital ridge
Daddy's going to buy you a drawbridge
And if that drawbridge is a waste of municipal funds
We can blame it on my step dad's son
And after we are in towering debt
We will still know you are the greatest daughter yet
Im A Little Glow Cloud
I'm a little cloud,
Vast and currently plum,
Look at my colors Listen to my hum
When I feel like it,
I hear them shout,
Because I had to let those dead animals out!
Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And ate Miss Muffet without delay