Russia's Thoughts Of Other Countries
Ah, Germany! He's a true military soldier!
If only I could twist his face, if only I was stronger!
And Japan! He rarely talks at all,
I really wish I could encase him in a concrete wall!
Oh, Italy! He loves pasta like nothing else,
and it's far too easy to rip him up cells by cells!
Plus America! That snobbish little bastard's too proud,
I could really just smash up his brains, he's far too loud!
As for China, she seems to enjoy cooking a lot,
I could really, when she's cooking, just throw her into a cooking pot!
Now, England! He really shows some interest in magic,
He could be dunked into a vat with concentrated acid!
To France! That man has really long hair,
I could put it into a steam-roller engine and wait for it to tear!
As for me, Russia, I'm not entirely all that freaky,
if all, I'll have to, say, I'm merely a sadistic country.
A/N:
And so I ended it with my favorite catchphrase. I'm sorry if this doesn't fit Russia's image, I just started this when I got hit by a sudden brainwave... Please review! And tell me where I can improve by pointing out wherever you think can be better and type out your own phrase! Kholodets for all~
I am merely a sadistic reaper.