So I found a post on Tumblr, the link to it is on the text post where this is in, and I was hit by my muse and had the sudden urge of writing the batboys arguing it, so here you go.

It's completely plotless btw

"I can't fucking believe it" Tim yelled, throwing his arms in the air, causing the five cards in his hand to fall to the floor as a result "one universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, eight hundred and nine islands, two hundred and two freaking countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you" he finished, pointing his index finger at Damian.

The kid barely lifted an eyebrow, clearly done "I forgot how much of an inept you were" Tim watched him expectantly "there are only eight planets, Drake" he explained annoyed.

The teen gaped at him for at least ten seconds, face white as a ghost, before taking a deep breath, closing his eyes and reciting pi in his mind "You little… for your information, demon spawn, there are nine planets, Pluto still counts"

"Pluto hasn't count since two thousand six" he said slowly, as if he were trying to explain it to a toddler, looking at him in the eye.

Tim's face became red and he turned to Dick, who was sitting beside Damian in the couch "Get him out of here or so help me God"

"Ok, I get it, come on little D, lets get some snacks" he said getting to his feet, putting his own cards on the table.

"Grayson I will not be exiled from my own lounge" Damian sank in the couch, stubbornly crossing his arms in front of his chest.

"Just get out of here brat, 'cus if the replacement doesn't kill you then I will" Jason said narrowing his eyes.

"This is none of your business, Todd"

"It is when you pull that kind of bullshit" he put his cards on the table, too, sensing, with all the reason in the world, that the game was over, not that he cared, the kid had the best hand, mostly thanks to the card he "stole" from the replacement, and his victory was inevitable.

"Did everyone here lost their mind? Pluto is Not a planet, it was until it was deemed unworthy of the title, which doesn't result surprising considering its size"

"You're one to talk about size, brat" said Jason smirking.

"Damian" Dick said lowering himself to Damian's eye level "Pluto has five moons, we were taught that it was a planet, and I am going to leave you here with Jason and Tim if you keep saying that"

"You're a freak Grayson, it's only a stupid rock" he said scowling

"Forget us Dick, lets leave the kid with Bruce while he argues about that" said Tim, arms crossed and a half smirk on his lips.

"I agree with the replacement, as surprising as that is, that would be fun"

"You are all morons and I can't believe I am forced to live with you" he said outraged standing to leave, putting his own cards on the table and revealing a royal flush with that "and you all are deficient poker players" he shouted above his shoulder before exiting the room.

So what do you think? did you like it? did you hate it? did you think it was a waste of time?

Yes I know Steph isn't in it but... Idk it was written very suddenly and without a plot so idk... sorry if you wanted her here.

Just a thing, it's on the couch or in the couch? I wasn't sure while writing it, also anything you wanna tell me feel free to do so in here on my tumblr

Thanks for reading

Love you n_n