This story will have a prequel, probably as some Ocs come in without explanation. I am sorry if some characters are very OOC this is my first Bleach story. This takes place soon after Ichigo left to go back to earth after saving Rukia from execution.

I do not own Bleach.

Warning: contains strong language and sex reference.

Chapter 1: The drinking party

Renji Abarai was in love with Byakuya Kuchiki. Everyone knew this. Except for Byakuya himself. So one day Crystilla /spanish so pronounced Crystiya/ captain of squad 0 hatched a plan. She had long since appointed herself the soul society's match maker. So she decided to host a drinking party in a kido resistant room. No kido can be used and no Zanpaktos can come in. This was because she invited Gin Ichimaru who she had long ago paired with Izuru Kira and was one day going to murder Aizen for splitting them up. She also invited her father Kenpachi and his lieutenant Yachiru. Soi Fon and Yoruichi, Ikkaku and Yumichika, Toshiro and Jushiro, Rukia, Crystilla's lieutenant Diaga /also spainsh pronounced Diaha/, Orhime, Chad and Ichigo, Rangiku who never said no to a drinking party, Shunsui, Sajin and Kaname. It was a big room. She did also invite her brother Jidanbo but he was too big and didn't want to come.

She went and knocked on Renji's door and he answered. "Oh hey Crystie what's up?"

"We're having a drinking party. Invite Byakuya." She ordered

"Why'll he come?" Renji scratched his head.

"Because I will release my Bankai in your office again otherwise." She said smiling but her voice was threatening.

"Oh fuck no! Never again Crys." He said backing away

"Then make him come or you will be missing a lost of important paper work." She laughed in a sing-song voice

"He made me clear all it up while he sat and drank tea." Renji said annoyed

"Then you better persuade him to come." And she flash stepped to her room.

Renji grumbled and went to the office.

"Taichou." He said respectfully

"What is it Abarai?" Byakuya said not looking up.

Renji sighed " Some people are getting together tonight for a drinking party and I wondered if you wanted to come?"

"Who is going Abarai?" He still did't look up

"Well Crystilla of squad 0 and Rangiku of squad 10 will be there but I'm not sure who else." Rengi answered

"Fine I'll come as long as you promise me something." Byakuya looked up and Renji paled.

"W-What's it Taichou?"

"You do all my paperwork and your's before tonight." Byakuya smiled "I feel tired."

Renji looked and the towering pile of paperwork but then remembered Crystilla's three headed bankai and agreed. Hours later Renji had somehow finished all the paperwork and was sprawled across the desk and felt someone pat his head.

"I knew I wouldn't have to resort to Bankai. Good boy Renji." She laughed "But you might want to go get ready and bring Byakuya. The party's in squad 0's rec-room." She flash stepped away and Renji hauled himself up and went to get ready.

20 minutes later he was dressed in a Black sabbath t-shirt he'd bought in the world of the living and some jeans. He fetched Byakuya who was dressed in a simple black and white Kimono but Renji found him breathtaking. They arrived at the rec-room and opened the door to see Gin and Izuru in a corner. Izuru trying not to punch Gin. Crystilla, Diaga, Rukia and Yachiru in one corner chatting and Kenpachi staring as Rangiku drank shot after shot. They walked in and all eyes turned on them and Gin laughed "Hey Ice princess and Fire prince." Izuru took use of Gin's distraction and punched him in the head.

Crystilla smiled "Now you 2 are here just sit down and wait for the other's. Don't worry I've threatened them so they will come." Diaga face palmed and followed Izuru's example by wacking Crystilla upside in the head. Crystilla frowned and her and Diaja proceded in a game of flash tag around the room. Eventually in an hour everyone had trudged into the room and Crystilla cleared her throat. "Close and lock." All doors leading into the room closed and locked. "Now everyone let the games begin" Fist there was a drinking game. First the drink twenty shots and not pass out wins (Kenpachi refused to let Yachiru join in fo this one). Rangiku obviously won but only Orhime, Sajin and Kaname passed out. They were taken outside into guest bedrooms. Sajin and Kaname shared. Then the people who'd carried them returned and the doors were shut and locked again.

Next they decided to play Marry, kiss or kill. When it landed on Ichigo Crystilla grinned "Rukia, Orhime, Chad."

Ichigo considered "Marry Chad, Kiss Rukia and kill Orhime. But that's only the game and Orhime isn't here and if anyone tells her I will bankai their ass."

Chad had slightly blushed when Ichigo said he's marry him and Crystilla made a mental note to work on them next.

Once everyone had gone leaving Crystilla very annoyed with the fact that Yachiru had chosen Renji's and Chad, Byakuya's. But she'd made some progress as for Gin she'd said Aizen, Izuru and Rangiku. He'd said marry Izuru, Kiss Rangiku and kill Aizen. Now Izuru and Gin were quietly making out in the corner.

Next they played Paranoia. Byakuya was very good at picking things up so they hadn't even needed to explain the rules.

First Crystilla got Renji and whispered 'who is the most hot?'

He said Byakuya but didn't blush until Byakuya had looked away. They played Crystilla's version so Byakuya had to call heads or tails and if it was the one he called he got to hear the question. Renji paled as he hadn't known this but it was too late now.

"Tails." Byakuya called and Crystilla flipped it. "It's tails so Renji what was the question?"

"No it isn't Cryssie play by your own rules." Diaga said as she looked over Crystilla's shoulder.

Renji sighed in relief as Diaga recieved the biggest death stare ever. They played a few more rounds and found out that Ikkaku and Yumichika were dating which didn't supprise anyone. When they heard a moan behind them they turned round to see Gin and Izuru still kissing. They excused themselves and Crystilla opened the door and soon they heard Crystilla release her shikai to stop them going in her room. She came back in after setling them in one of the squad 0's apparently 200 guest rooms but jusdging how oblivious Cystilla was she'd probably put them in one of her squad's rooms. she reverted her Zanpakto back and left it outside. She closed and locked the doors again and they moved onto truth or dare.

Crystilla landed on Kenpachi and she smiled. Kenpachi shivered in his daughter's cunning eyes.

"I dare you to not fight for a week and if you do you have to bow to every member of squad 4, all or them, kiss them on the cheek and tell them you are not worthy as their power far exeedes your own." Kenpachi glowered at his daughter who smirked and through gritted teeth he said "I'll do the first one." Kenpachi landed on Renji and Renji paled as he knew his former captain was just as evil as his devil spawn. "Kiss Ichigo." Renji gasped and so did Ichigo and Chad said "If you try. I will punch you."

Renji turned back. "And the forfit?" Knowing full well this would be a lot worse. "Kiss your captain." Renji looked at Byakuya who looked as composed as ever. "Um... Taichou?"

"I do not wish for you to be injured for work tomorrow so I will permit you." Byakuya said as he turned to Renji. Renji lent in but couldn't do it so Byakuya closed to gap and their lips met for a few seconds and they broke apart. Renji turned to Ikaku and Yumichika and said truth or dare both of you."

"Dare" they both said

Renji turned to Kenpachi. "Teach Yachiru how children are made." Kenpachi looked furious and everyone else but squad 11 laughed.

"Seriuosly guys have fun" Crystilla called as she let them out then sealed the room again.

Crystilla came back in then said 'okay 7 minutes in heaven now.' They got an empty sake bottle and they noticed there were 10 more empty one's now out of the 70 and turned to Rangiku. "Where's my sake gone" she cried and fell to the ground weeping. Toshiro took her and sat her down on the sofa to sit this round out. So it wasn't her. They shrugged and took an empty bottle and put it on the floor. It spun and landed on Shunsui who spun it and it landed on Toshiro. They had to literly force Toshiro into the closet and bolt it 20 times to keep him in. Strangely Jushiro had seemed sad and hadn't helped and even stranger Byakuya had.

Next it landed on Yoruichi and she landed on Soi Fon and as son as Toshiro and Shunsui's seven minutes were up Jushiro bolted to the closet and pulled Shunsui off Toshiro. Shunsui had been very drunk and so was sent back to Nanao by an extremely pissed off Ukitake. Everyone except Crystilla and Toshiro wondered why he was so pissed.

"Um... Captain Ukita-"

"Jushiro in the party."

"Jushiro then. Why are you so pissed."

"Because I knew this would happen. Shunsui is a pervy old man, even more so when he's drunk and he can't keep his hands off anyone."

Nearly everyone was suprised and Rukia asked "Are you 2 not together?"

"WHAT?! OF COURSE NOT." Toshiro shouted suprising the poor girl so much she fell over.

"Toshi be nicer to my lieutenant please." Jushiro reproached him

"Whatevz. Sos Rukia" He sighed.

There was a 2 second pause then "OHHHH You're too cute Toshi" And Jushiro pulled Toshiro into a hug that pulled the jaws of certain people down. Then Renji sensed movement to his left and saw Byakuya get up and fall drunkenlyover to be caught by his blushing Lieutenant.

"Are you drunk Taichou?" He asked suprised

"M'not drun- *hiccup* drunk" He settled down in between Renji's legs which did no good for Renji's emotions.

"Byakuya where did all the sake go?" Rangiku asked like a drowning man

"Drank it" Rangiku looked ready to strangle Byakuya so Crystilla said "bed, now."

Enjoyed? then please R&R.