LETS GET HIGH
WE DO NOT OWN SHIT IF WE DID I WOULDN'T BE IN JAIL.
Chapter 1: GET TOGETHER
Everybody was sitting at Capsule Corps getting high. They had just graduated from high school and Yamcha decided take off his shoe and pull out his weed.
"Yamcha, why the hell is that shit in your shoe?" Krillen asked taking off his shoe to see if santa left him some.
"Has anyone ever noticed how the toaster bings like its talking to you?" Goku asked talking to toaster again
"Dammit Kakarrot are you really that fucking stupid" Vegeta asked trying to steal Yamcha's weed.
"No, the toaster just doesn't talk to you. Isn't that right toaster johnson?" Goku said rubbing the toaster.
"Stop rubbing that damn toaster Goku." Chi-Chi said slapping the toaster away "Do you like the toaster better than me or something because it can...toast your bread"
"Stop your stupid yelling. Now pass the weed or die" 18 said holding out her foot to Yamcha.
As Yamcha past around the weed and Chi-Chi beat Goku with her frying pan, Bulma walked in with this machine. It looked like a silver box with paper sitting on top and a plug. Now, what the fuck was she holding?
"Bulma, exactly what is that?" Krillen asked a look of terror on his face
"Well Krillen this is my new invention I made especially for our graduation it's called a cloud."
"Everyone, give me your weed." Bulma stated removing the paper and holding out her hand. When everything was in her hand she put in the hole that was revealed when she moved the paper. She walk around and closed all doors and windows. She then put all weed in the hole and plug it up.
"Now, everyone hold you breath." She said as turned it on. Instantly the whole room filled with smoke.
"Now breath." Everyone did as told and breath in the smoke all them looking around for a moment before yelling and screaming about the elf lucas.
"Kill the green bitch!" Vegeta yelled
"Haha, you can't kill me! For I live inside your head."
"Well we must hide in our feet away from the yoshi" Goku whispered
"No," Yamcha said taking off his shirt, " we must get naked and run. Its the only way."He said as he ran out the door naked. 18 raised a brow at this before taking off her clothes.
"The idiots right about one thing but I think it would be better to get on the ceiling fan naked theres no way the green elf can catch up."
"Your both wrong. We must get on the roof and jump in the pool naked. It safe there and toaster johnson is coming too!" Goku said hugging his new friend.
"You know what Goku why don't you put your dick in that fucking toaster since you seemed to be more worried about it than me,your 3 year girlfriend, Oh I know why you CAN'T stick your dick in it because it would burn Mwahahahaha" Chi-Chi said laughing evilly
"Enough of dicks and toasters.I see mushrooms and there trying to eat my soul." Bulma yelled.
"Back up bitches" Vegeta yelled standing on the table, completely naked.
"When did you...nevermind." 18 said swinging knives around in her hands.
"Where did you get knives from? We're not even in the kitchen." Krillen asked
To be continued…..