"Eric, do you love me?" Kyle asked.
"Of course I do, Ky! Why do you ask?" Eric replied.
"If you love me, then why are you leaving!?" Kyle shouted.
"Kyle, you know I'd stay if I could, but I got drafted into the military," Eric told him.
"Dammit, Eric! Just tell me you'll never die on me," Kyle begged.
"I promise. I couldn't spend eternity without you," he said, ruffling up Kyle's hair.
Kyle giggled.
"See? Going too long without that much cuteness is painful," Eric laughed.
Eric had just been drafted into the military, and Kyle was going to be left alone for a year. He would have to take care of their 4 year old son, Russell, all by himself. They had a surrogate mother artificially inseminated so that they could have a child.
But let's get into the backstory of the LGBT club, shall we? When Eric was 23, he proposed to Kyle. In the time between now and when they were 10, a lot more happened. When Red was 15, she died in a car crash. Her girlfriend Bebe committed suicide the week after. As for Kenny and Butters, they got married at 26, and adopted a daughter named Sarah. Jimmy is dating a guy he met in high school named Jeff. Enough about them, back to Eric and Kyle.
Their son Russell ran up to them.
"Daddy, don't go," he sobbed.
Eric picked him up and hugged him.
"I've got to, buddy. If I don't, I'll be in big trouble. I'll be back before you know it, okay?" Eric told him.
Russell nodded. Eric's bus had arrived.
"I've gotta go, bud. Give daddy hugs," he said, arms outstretched. He hugged Russell, and then stood up to hug Kyle. He gave Kyle a quick kiss and boarded his bus to boot camp.
"See you two in a year!" Eric called to them from the bus. He had tears welling up in his eyes.
"Well, look who it is. Didn't expect to see my brother-in-law here," said a familiar voice. Eric looked over to see who it was.
"Ike?"