Bud-Muncher Productions Presents
OFF THE SET! A MML2: Screw-ups and Shite special!
WARNING. EXPLICIT CONTENT UP AHEAD. PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS SEVERLY RECOMMENDED FOR THE KIDDIES.
All MegaMan and MegaMan related names, Jell-O products, etc. are copyrighted to their respective companies. So don't sue me or I'll cap you brutha.
Bud: Hi. I'm Bud Muncher, and welcome to OFF THE SET, where we BRUTALLY MESS WITH THE LIVES OF the celebrities in the MegaMan Legends series and film their most gruesome moments outside of the studio. There's going to be a lot of weird shite up ahead! You'll laugh when Trigger and Tron realize they've been busted! You'll laugh some more when we watch a gruesome catfight, if you know what we mean. Now to the show!
[Asakusa City, 2000 hrs.]
[Bud and the cameraman are inside an ACPD van that is tailing a sedan with Trigger and Tron inside.]
Bud: The ACPD has just been 'tipped off' (by us) to a possible crime, and they've called on us to help them nab the suspects. What's this?
[The sedan makes a left into a narrow alley]
Bud: Looks like they dove into an alley. I like where this is going, don't you?
[Our car passes by the entrance to the alley just to be discreet. The sedan parked in the alley is shaking rapidly.]
Bud: [to camera] Yup, just as we suspected. Let's get ready to bust them. Okay boys, let's rumble.
[Bud puts on a fake cop uniform and follows the cops. All but the cameraman wait near the entrance to the alley. The cameraman, who is Bud's partner-in-crime, ducks just low enough in our van so that only the camera can be seen.]
Bud: On my mark...GO!
[The four cops rush into the alley and surround the shaking sedan. The cameraman follows. It looks like one of those raids you see on America's Most Wanted]
Bud: [acting like a real cop] FREEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! ACPD! THIS CAR IS SURROUNDED!
Trigger: [getting up] WAT DA FACK!
Cop 1: This is the ACPD! Put the condoms down!
Tron: Oh no! They've found us!
[Cop 2 opens the car's back door and points a gun at Trigger who is about to arm his buster gun.]
Cop 2: DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU! DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW ASSHOLE!
Cop 3: YOU, WITH THE BRA ON! GET OUT OF THE CAR AND LIE FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND! DO IT!
[Cop 3 grabs Tron by the leg, pulls her out of the car, and pins her to the ground face down.]
Tron: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS!?
Bud: Tell you what, biotch, YOU'VE JUST BEEN BUSTED! TAKE THESE LOWLIFES TO THE VAN!
[Cop 3 handcuffs Tron while Cop 2 pulls Trigger out]
Cop 1: Oh god, the seats are soaked in something!
Bud: DAMN IT! How much sicker can they possibly get!?
[Suddenly, Trigger makes a break for it down the alley]
Bud: SHITE! GET HIM BACK HERE! Get the bitch into the van while we take care of this scumbag.
Cop 3: Yes sir. Little missy, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
Tron: I AM NOT LITTLE!
[Cop 3 shoves Tron into the van while Bud, Cop 2, Cop 1, and Cameraman pursue Trigger down the alley. Eventually Trigger reaches a dead end and surrenders after a quick gunfight slightly injures Cop 1. Cop 2 and Bud restrain Trigger while Cop 1 struggles back into the van.]
Bud: Looks like another one bites the dust...
Trigger: SCREW YOU COPPA!
Bud: Hey hey hey! Shut your trap. You know better than to fight the law! You're going down hard, asswipe!
[Later in the van.]
Trigger: LET US OUT, DAMMIT!
Tron: Yeah! We haven't done anything wrong!
Bud: Oh yes you have! You've had the bad fortune to be caught on camera by OFF THE SET!
Trigger: OFF THE SET? What the hell is that?!
Bud: Only the sickest things we pull on cast members of the new MegaMan Legends movie! We hired these cops to bust you!
Tron: Shite! You won't get away with this!
Bud: I already have! :-)
Trigger: Hold the phone! ...how did you find us!?
Cameraman: Let's just say a little, brown monkey told us, eh?
[Bud, the cameraman, and the Cops all enjoy their 'suspects' misery]
Trigger & Tron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DATA! O.O
[Back in the studio]
Bud: Trigger and Tron were released from the nearby cop station the next morning in time to continue filming their movie. Boy were they pissed when we locked them in separate cells! Our next little prank happens in the supermarket, where we've managed to track down one familiar Jell-O loving freak!
[Local Supermarket, yesterday, 1600 hrs.]
[Security Camera just above a Jell-O aisle. Somebody is making a monster purchase.]
Bud: The pink-haired floater shoving all that Jell-O into his cart is MegaMan Juno, a sorta-well-known actor and a compulsive-obsessive Jell-O freak! He stops here everyday to shove at least 50% of the Jell-O products here into his carts. Tomorrow, we'll get the jump on him.
[Same camera, same place, 1600 hrs today. The Jell-O aisle is almost empty except for one little box on in the middle of the shelf. An average-looking dude is taking the box.]
Bud: Earlier today we asked the store people to hide all the Jell-O except for the little box you see there. You see that average citizen taking that last box? That's one of our pranksters setting Juno up for the trap! Why look! Here comes our little victim now!
Juno: OI! THAT'S MY JELL-O!
'Citizen': No way, mac! This is my box now! If you want Jell-O so bad, go to another store!
Juno: This is the only store that stacks my favorite flavor of Jell-O! Gimme that! XO [lunges at 'Citizen']
'Citizen': [dodges and Juno rams into one of the empty aisles] WHOA! Man, you're hooked on this shite, aren't you!
Juno: [glowing red eyes] GIVE.ME.JELLO.NOW.
'Citizen': I've got the goddamn Jell-O and there's nothing you can do about it. So there.
Juno: [now glowing red] GIVE IT NOW. DON'T MAKE ME REINITIALIZE YOU.
'Citizen': Yeah right, like you're gonna pull a little laser on me! [shaking the box in the air and laughing] Oh, look! I'm so hooked on this stuff I'd kill for it!
Juno: You're absolutely right. I would kill for it! [fires a laser at the 'Citizen']
[The 'Citizen' uses the box of Jell-O as his shield. The Jell-O box is toasted but the 'Citizen' is mostly okay, coming out with only some very minor burns on his hands.]
'Citizen': GADDEMET That was close! Ewwww...[drops the fried box like a hot potato] I'm not buying this! Man, you're crazy! [leaves]
Juno: [floats over to the box and looks down on it, sobbing] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?!
[This moment freezes into a well-known Max-Payne Screenshot]
[Back in the studio]
Bud: Touching. Security would later restrain him and lock him up for assaulting a citizen. We gave him the bad news in the station, and after he severely injured an officer there as a reaction, he was sent to the local Jell-O Anonymous where he currently undergoes treatment. We'll get to a break now, but when we get back, we'll have more mischief than you can shake your middle finger at!
[CUT TO COMMERCIAL! END OF PART ONE.]
This show was brought to you by StarBoobs Coffee. Simply the Creamiest. ;-)
OFF THE SET! A MML2: Screw-ups and Shite special!
WARNING. EXPLICIT CONTENT UP AHEAD. PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS SEVERLY RECOMMENDED FOR THE KIDDIES.
All MegaMan and MegaMan related names, Jell-O products, etc. are copyrighted to their respective companies. So don't sue me or I'll cap you brutha.
Bud: Hi. I'm Bud Muncher, and welcome to OFF THE SET, where we BRUTALLY MESS WITH THE LIVES OF the celebrities in the MegaMan Legends series and film their most gruesome moments outside of the studio. There's going to be a lot of weird shite up ahead! You'll laugh when Trigger and Tron realize they've been busted! You'll laugh some more when we watch a gruesome catfight, if you know what we mean. Now to the show!
[Asakusa City, 2000 hrs.]
[Bud and the cameraman are inside an ACPD van that is tailing a sedan with Trigger and Tron inside.]
Bud: The ACPD has just been 'tipped off' (by us) to a possible crime, and they've called on us to help them nab the suspects. What's this?
[The sedan makes a left into a narrow alley]
Bud: Looks like they dove into an alley. I like where this is going, don't you?
[Our car passes by the entrance to the alley just to be discreet. The sedan parked in the alley is shaking rapidly.]
Bud: [to camera] Yup, just as we suspected. Let's get ready to bust them. Okay boys, let's rumble.
[Bud puts on a fake cop uniform and follows the cops. All but the cameraman wait near the entrance to the alley. The cameraman, who is Bud's partner-in-crime, ducks just low enough in our van so that only the camera can be seen.]
Bud: On my mark...GO!
[The four cops rush into the alley and surround the shaking sedan. The cameraman follows. It looks like one of those raids you see on America's Most Wanted]
Bud: [acting like a real cop] FREEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! ACPD! THIS CAR IS SURROUNDED!
Trigger: [getting up] WAT DA FACK!
Cop 1: This is the ACPD! Put the condoms down!
Tron: Oh no! They've found us!
[Cop 2 opens the car's back door and points a gun at Trigger who is about to arm his buster gun.]
Cop 2: DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU! DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW ASSHOLE!
Cop 3: YOU, WITH THE BRA ON! GET OUT OF THE CAR AND LIE FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND! DO IT!
[Cop 3 grabs Tron by the leg, pulls her out of the car, and pins her to the ground face down.]
Tron: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS!?
Bud: Tell you what, biotch, YOU'VE JUST BEEN BUSTED! TAKE THESE LOWLIFES TO THE VAN!
[Cop 3 handcuffs Tron while Cop 2 pulls Trigger out]
Cop 1: Oh god, the seats are soaked in something!
Bud: DAMN IT! How much sicker can they possibly get!?
[Suddenly, Trigger makes a break for it down the alley]
Bud: SHITE! GET HIM BACK HERE! Get the bitch into the van while we take care of this scumbag.
Cop 3: Yes sir. Little missy, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
Tron: I AM NOT LITTLE!
[Cop 3 shoves Tron into the van while Bud, Cop 2, Cop 1, and Cameraman pursue Trigger down the alley. Eventually Trigger reaches a dead end and surrenders after a quick gunfight slightly injures Cop 1. Cop 2 and Bud restrain Trigger while Cop 1 struggles back into the van.]
Bud: Looks like another one bites the dust...
Trigger: SCREW YOU COPPA!
Bud: Hey hey hey! Shut your trap. You know better than to fight the law! You're going down hard, asswipe!
[Later in the van.]
Trigger: LET US OUT, DAMMIT!
Tron: Yeah! We haven't done anything wrong!
Bud: Oh yes you have! You've had the bad fortune to be caught on camera by OFF THE SET!
Trigger: OFF THE SET? What the hell is that?!
Bud: Only the sickest things we pull on cast members of the new MegaMan Legends movie! We hired these cops to bust you!
Tron: Shite! You won't get away with this!
Bud: I already have! :-)
Trigger: Hold the phone! ...how did you find us!?
Cameraman: Let's just say a little, brown monkey told us, eh?
[Bud, the cameraman, and the Cops all enjoy their 'suspects' misery]
Trigger & Tron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DATA! O.O
[Back in the studio]
Bud: Trigger and Tron were released from the nearby cop station the next morning in time to continue filming their movie. Boy were they pissed when we locked them in separate cells! Our next little prank happens in the supermarket, where we've managed to track down one familiar Jell-O loving freak!
[Local Supermarket, yesterday, 1600 hrs.]
[Security Camera just above a Jell-O aisle. Somebody is making a monster purchase.]
Bud: The pink-haired floater shoving all that Jell-O into his cart is MegaMan Juno, a sorta-well-known actor and a compulsive-obsessive Jell-O freak! He stops here everyday to shove at least 50% of the Jell-O products here into his carts. Tomorrow, we'll get the jump on him.
[Same camera, same place, 1600 hrs today. The Jell-O aisle is almost empty except for one little box on in the middle of the shelf. An average-looking dude is taking the box.]
Bud: Earlier today we asked the store people to hide all the Jell-O except for the little box you see there. You see that average citizen taking that last box? That's one of our pranksters setting Juno up for the trap! Why look! Here comes our little victim now!
Juno: OI! THAT'S MY JELL-O!
'Citizen': No way, mac! This is my box now! If you want Jell-O so bad, go to another store!
Juno: This is the only store that stacks my favorite flavor of Jell-O! Gimme that! XO [lunges at 'Citizen']
'Citizen': [dodges and Juno rams into one of the empty aisles] WHOA! Man, you're hooked on this shite, aren't you!
Juno: [glowing red eyes] GIVE.ME.JELLO.NOW.
'Citizen': I've got the goddamn Jell-O and there's nothing you can do about it. So there.
Juno: [now glowing red] GIVE IT NOW. DON'T MAKE ME REINITIALIZE YOU.
'Citizen': Yeah right, like you're gonna pull a little laser on me! [shaking the box in the air and laughing] Oh, look! I'm so hooked on this stuff I'd kill for it!
Juno: You're absolutely right. I would kill for it! [fires a laser at the 'Citizen']
[The 'Citizen' uses the box of Jell-O as his shield. The Jell-O box is toasted but the 'Citizen' is mostly okay, coming out with only some very minor burns on his hands.]
'Citizen': GADDEMET That was close! Ewwww...[drops the fried box like a hot potato] I'm not buying this! Man, you're crazy! [leaves]
Juno: [floats over to the box and looks down on it, sobbing] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?!
[This moment freezes into a well-known Max-Payne Screenshot]
[Back in the studio]
Bud: Touching. Security would later restrain him and lock him up for assaulting a citizen. We gave him the bad news in the station, and after he severely injured an officer there as a reaction, he was sent to the local Jell-O Anonymous where he currently undergoes treatment. We'll get to a break now, but when we get back, we'll have more mischief than you can shake your middle finger at!
[CUT TO COMMERCIAL! END OF PART ONE.]
This show was brought to you by StarBoobs Coffee. Simply the Creamiest. ;-)