Christmas Carols - SGC style! …………………………………………..by k8ec
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+ Some coarse language.
Spoilers: Seasons 1- 4
Disclaimer: SG1 belongs to MGM, Gekko and the actors who so wonderfully portray the characters. I just get to play with them for a short while (cries forlornly into pillow).
A/N: Okay. So I obviously have not had enough sleep recently! This is just a bit of Christmas silliness - think of it as literary doodling!
Hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday period and writes lots of stuff for me to read!!! : )
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Discovered on the SGC Commissary Noticeboard, December 24th, 1998.
[Attributed to Major Louis Ferretti of SG-2].
Note: The SGC disavows any knowledge or responsibility for the sentiments or contents expressed below.
1. Jingle Bells:
Jingle Bells, Apophis smells,
Klorel ran away.
Father Cronus creamed his … whiskers
- thus making O'Neill's day. Yeh!
Jingles Bells, Netu's hell!
Hathor needs a lay!
Nirrti, Ra and Seth got blistered
while in SG-1's way!!
Dashing through the gate,
On a SGC foray,
Through hyperspace we go,
With Asgard small and grey.
Alarms on Vorash ring,
And put Tok'ra to flight.
What fun it is to duck and dodge
the staff weapons all night! Noooo!!
Jingle Bells, Abydos fell,
Ra was blown away.
Jackson and O'Neill exist
to fight another day. Hey!
Jingle bells, Maybourne yells,
the Tollan fade away.
The Asgard, Tok'ra, Nox get pissed
at rogue NID at play!
The galaxy is big,
with dangers near and far,
The Tok'ra only help us
so we'll fight the big Jaffa!
Our allies aren't so thick… (on ground)
When we need help instead!
They pack their bags and run and hide
With sheets pulled over heads! Oi !!
Jingle Bells, Kinsey smells.
We keep the goa'uld at bay.
I sometimes wish to send that prick
to Hadante, far away. Yeh!
Jingle Bells, Hammond quells
excesses every day.
The politicians cut our budgets
while they still get to play!
Through the gate we go,
Our MALP for company.
Our trepidation strong
When we hear shouts of "Kree"!
Despite the Goa'uld we kill,
More seem to take their place.
We'll clear the snakes from Jaffa pouches
And hope their race decays! Oh!
Jingle Bells. Symbiotes dwell
in Jaffa for today.
But Teal'c wants to free Jaffa
from slavery some way. Hey!
Jingle Bells. We can't tell
our families of our days.
Or we'll all end in Mental Health
For a protracted stay!
-OK!!