Phoenix Wright Live Action Movie Transcript

by Elementaldragonoflight

NOTE: This is a parody! There's no Phoenix Wright movie made to my knowledge. I made this as a joke. If this is how a Live action PW movie is like, I'll either laugh or cry. But be afraid that they will. Be very afraid. O.o

*This movie is not yet rated by the Motion Picture Association of America*

20th Century Fox Studios presents:

In association with Paramount Studios.

OFFICER: "Sir, you're under arrest for the murder of Cindy Stone."

????:"But I didn't do anything! I'm innocent! Innocent!"

OFFICER:"According to an eyewitness, she was found dead when you left her apartment. Please come with us for questioning."

(Next Scene: Detention Center)

????:"You won't be represent me in court? Then who will?... H-Him?"

NARRATOR:"In a world filled with crime..."

(Next Scene: Courtroom)

JUDGE: "Is the Defense ready?"

NARRATOR:"Only 1 man has the power..."

???:"I know you can do this. This is what you've been training for."

NARRATOR:"The power to..."

JUDGE:"I hearby find the defendent...."

NARRATOR:"To turn it all about!"

???????:"OBJECTION!"

("Cornered" Theme)

NARRATOR: "From the people who brought you Dragonball Evolution and X-Men Origins: Wolverine!"

???????:(I don't know if I can do this!)

NARRATOR:"Based from the popular video game series"

?????????:"The Prosecution will like to bring out its next witness."

"More Action!"

???????:"Get Down!"

"More Suspense!"

????????:"Find him not guilty or you'll never see your 'item' ever again."

NARRATOR:"Starring Patrick Stewart"

JUDGE:"I can't believe it!"

NARRATOR:"Lucy Liu"

MIA:"This will be your first official case."

NARRATOR:"Miley Cyrus"

MAYA:"Would you defend me in tomorrow's court?"

NARRATOR:"And Brendon Fraser as......"

PHOENIX:"TAKE THAT!"

NARRATOR: "PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE ATTORNEY: THE MOVIE!"

(Court will never be the same!)

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