Day 1: Just made a new world. So excited to see what's here. No mobs though.
Day 2: Haven't found any food yet. Food meter's starting to run low. Still no sign of mobs.
Day 3: Nothing left on the food bar. Was forced to eat dirt. Oddly yummy.
Day 4: Now addicted to eating blocks. Still no actual food.
Day 5: Fell down a hole. Dark down here.
Day 6: Moved blocks aside to get up. Now addicted to simply moving blocks.
Day 7: getting skinny from lack of nutrition. Hungry all the time. Kinda lonely.
Day 8: Saw my first mob! It was a squid. It squirted me with ink and ran off.
Day 9: New player! I tried to say hi. He ran away.
Day 10: New guy built a portal. I went through it. He attacked me with a sword.
Day 11: Caught a glimpse of myself in a lake. I look awful.
Day 12: New guy likes me! He gave me a cool nickname. He calls me "Enderman."