A groan could be heard echoing through the depths of the time nest. Towa and Mira were attacking...AGAIN. Trunks sighed, it was time to gather the dragon balls and summon more help.
"HA! Try and chirp now you annoying bastard!" Bob laughed as she launched a beam that engulfed a tree. "Bob! Breakfast!" Lattise called from inside the window of the rather large cottage behind Bob. This prospect excited Bob. She could stuff her face with dangerous amounts of unhealthy food. Her favorite hobby. Besides killing birds, of course. Her tail swished back and forth as she sprinted for the house at full speed.
Trunks was hopeful. His "apprentices" were usually...difficult. But this time he worded his wish carefully. "Bring me the greatest prodigy in the universe!" He ordered shenron. "YOUR WISH IS GRANTED" the great dragon bellowed, before disappearing like your dad on a "grocery trip." With another flash of light, the "greatest prodigy in the universe" stood before him, her mouth overflowing with Brandy Flakes. "Oh, hey Trunks. How's my dad?" She asked incomprehensible under all of the Brandy Flakes. "Your father is fine, junior." "Don't fucking call me that. I will Yamcha your ass!" She yelled, her aura flaring. "Fine. Bob is fine, Bob." "Second question. Why am I not choking myself with delicious cereal?" "I wished for the greatest prodigy in the universe. Apparently it's a slow day." Trunks remarked. "The greatest in the universe? HA! Suck it Goku!" She yelled, making vulgar gestures. "Well, let's get this over with. My dad blew up the planet." Trunks stated. "Wait, what?" Bob asked. " My dad turned into a monkey and blew up the planet. Fix it." "One dead dad coming up." She said cheerfully. "No. You know the rules." "Do I?" "Remind me to get you a partner." Trunks deadpanned.
Bob was engulfed in a platinum aura as she traveled to year 762 to fight a giant monkey ape. She preferred to vaporize her enemies, but she decided to do something special for the man who fathered the purple haired annoyance. She felt the earth quake as she gazed at the mighty oozaru. "Okay, so if he's there, then the fake moon should be..." her words were halted as the fake moon invented by Goku's dad or some shit met her gaze. Her head pounded. She hated this part. Her body throbbed and expanded to ridiculous levels as hair covered her body. As her form reached it's climax, she began lumbering toward Vegeta, cracking her giant knuckles. She picked up speed and Vegeta, seeing the new opponent, set his sights on the female saiyan. She started barreling on all fours towards the arrogant prince, as he started sprinting toward her. Their fists clashed as the shockwave sent Gohan and Krillin flying at sonic speeds. The giant apes were locked in hand to hand combat. Bob slammed her fists into him with all of her momentum, Vegeta responding in kind with meeting her blows with his own fists, colliding in massive shockwaves. She sent a fist into his jaw, and he replied with a kick in the stomach. They bitted and clawed and slammed into each other, but neither seemed to let up. Bob started to back up, slightly overpowered by the saiyan prince, attempting to block his rapid blows. Vegeta slammed his fists against her forearms relentlessly. Bob pushed his arms away and countered by tripping Vegeta, following up with an elbow drop. She then sprinted backwards on all fours to gain distance. The prince rose to meet her gaze, obviously enraged. He hurled his arms forward, blasting Ki in her general direction as fast as his arms would allow. Finally, Bob dashed forward through the onslaught with her arm outstretched and clothes lined Vegeta into a plateau, but not before he took a bite out of her arm. She jumped backed in startled pain as Vegeta charged a beam from his maw. She hastily gathered energy to catch up with his concentrated beam. Their Humungous beams clashed and a devastating shockwave rocked the earth. It was a battle of wills as neither side seemed to give in to the other's power...until a certain obese, cat loving swordsman entered the fray. Suddenly Vegeta seemed to grow smaller, and Bob took this opportunity to overpower Vegeta with the absolute limit of her ki. He was knocked unconscious on impact, and a very angry krillin held a destructo disk over his head. Bob picked Vegeta up with her massive fingers. "W-why are you helping him?!" Krillin screamed, completely justified in his anger. "Krillin. Let him go. I'll beat him on my own next time." Goku stated. Bob stuffed him awkwardly into his pod and poked his ribs to wake him up. His pod ascended rapidly, and Bob turned to the fake moon. She raised her hand, and with a simple blast, she reverted to her humanoid form.
She was glad she could get back to her Brandy Flakes.