Hi guys! This is my first story! I hope you all like it! I specially hop
you get a good laugh when you read it, and, just to let you know, I´ll
probably update it weekly. But enough babbling, I present you...
SA3: The Nightmare
Chapter 1: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Disclaimer: I don´t own anything I don´t own... OK, that was pretty stupid, but true ^_^!
It was a peaceful night at Station Square. Er... 3:00 AM exactly. Sonic was in his bed trying to sleep.
Sonic: OMG... what a run... I feel my feet exploding. I need some sleep. I think I got some Insomnia Away medicine.
*Rushes off to bathroom*
*Reads medicine instructions*
Sonic: Carefully administrate 1 table spoon... what the hell!
*Drinks whole bottle up*
Sonic: Ugh... I feel dizzy... I feel like bar-*throws up*
Sonic: Argh... what a ****ing ****...
*Suddeny rock with message brakes a window*
Sonic: What the he-*Sonic´s head gets smashed*
*In the morning...
Sonic: Um... *yawn*... where am I... what´s this?
*Reads Message*
Dear Sonic,
I know what you did last summer!
Anonimously,
Eggman
Sonic: Oh no! Who could it be! The only one who knew was... Shadow! But he´s dead! Could it be!?
*Scene Change to Tails place*
Sonic: Well, who do you thik it could be?
Tails: Oh I don´t know, anyway, what did you did last summer?
Sonic: Um... you see... I...
Person outside: Argh! Stupid bird! Come here! I´ll get you!
Tails: O_O I can´t believe it from you Sonic!
Sonic: I know... that´s why I need to find out who knows!
Tails: Hm... lend me that letter...
Sonic: Here.
*Sonic hands over the letter*
Tails:
Dear Sonic:
I know what you did last summer!
Anonimously
Eggman
... Sonic... you´re an idiot...
Sonic: Why?
Tails: Look! It says...
Dear! Who would call you dear?
Sonic: AMY!
*Sonic storms in to Amy´s place*
Sonic: Amy! I know what you know!
Amy: What do you know I know?
Tails: We know that you know what Sonic knew when he knew... ah screw that. Is this familiar to you?
*Hands over letter*
Amy: Well... yes. I used that kind of paper to write in yesterday.
Sonic: I see.... then you should help us out. Examinate it and find any clue.
Amy: Hm...
Dear Sonic:
I know what you did last summer!
Anonimously
Eggman
Amy: Hm... hey look! There´s a phone number at the back!
Sonic: Let me see!
1-800-EGGMAN-INCORPORATED
Hm... this phone number... it´s familiar... it´s from Eggman´s company!
Tails: But, who knows the phone number of Eggman´s company?
Sonic: Hmm...
...
...
Amy: I know! Rouge!
Sonic: Good idea Amy!
*Sonic stormed out with Tails*
*While running...*
Tails: ... ... Hey Sonic... how do you know Eggman´s phone number?
Sonic: Well... I... uh... it´s a long story lil bud...
*Meanwhile in Rouge´s house*
Rouge: Oh yeah! Bobby!!! Do it Bob do it! AHH!!
*Sonic is waiting outside, hearing*
Sonic: Tails, should we enter?
Tails: I don´t know...
Rouge: Yeah Bobby!!! You´re almost there!!!
Tails: o_O!!!
Sonic: OK Tails, ring the bell.
Tails: But Sonic...
Sonic: Now!
Tails: But...
Sonic: C´mon little bud, be brave or you´ll never...
Rouge: Yeah Bob!!! You make me feel... AAH!! Yes Bob!
Sonic: O_O... Um... I´ll be waiting over there.
Tails: OK.
*Tails rings bell*
Rouge: Oh, who could it be? Hang in there Bob!
*Rouge comes out of the door wrapped up in a towel*
Rouge: Hey Tails! I just took a shower and was watching football! Bob Ostrich is about to score!
Tails: What?
Rouge: Yeah, you know. Shower. Football. Bob. Touchdown.
Tails: Riiiiight... can I come in?
Rouge: Sure! BTW, what is Sonic doing over there expecting to not be seen?
Tails: Oh yeah, he´s with me.
Rouge: Well, tell him to come in!
Tails: Everything´s alright Sonic!
Sonic: OK!
*Inside the house*
Rouge: So, why exactly did you came here?
*Sonic is zombified by Rouge´s bouncies*
Sonic: O_O
Rouge: Um... Sonic?
Sonic: O_O
Rouge: Sooooniiiic!
Sonic: O_O
Rouge: Damn Sonic wake up already!
Sonic: Oh, yeah, right, um, you see, I recieved this boobz... I MEAN LETTER RIGHT LETTER... and, we wanted to know if it seemed familiar to you.
Rouge: Let me see it.
*Sonic hands over letter*
Dear Sonic:
I know what you did last summer!
Damn you idiots look down here!!!!!!
Anonimously,
Eggman
Rouge: Um... no, not familiar, but look, it says Eggman...
Sonic: What? Let me take a look!!
*Rouge hands over letter*
Sonic: Yes! I knew it was Knuckles! Thanx B00BZ... I MEAN ROUGE!!!
*Sonic and Tails storm off*
Rouge: But Sonic I wasn´t referring to...
*From Rouge´s bedroom*
Bob: Hey Rouge! I got something big for you!
Rouge: I´m going Bobby!!!
*At Knux place*
*Sonic enters with Tails*
Sonic: OK Knuckles, I know what you did!!!
Knuckles: NO!!! PLEASE!!! I DIDN´T MEANT TO KILL LITTLE PITTY!!!!!!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!
Sonic: What?
Knuckles: What? You don´t know about lil pity?
Sonic: No.
Knuckles:...
Sonic: ...
Tails: ...
Knuckles: This moment never happened, right?
Sonic: Right.
Knuckles: So, why are you here?
Sonic: Well knucklehead, is this yours?
*Sonic hands over letter*
Knckles: Hm...
Dear Sonic:
I know what you did last summer!
HERE IS YOUR STUPID CLUE!!!! NOW READ IT FOR THE KITTENS SAKE!!!!!
Anonimously
Eggman
Knuckles: No, and I don´t know from who it is.
Sonic: Well then...
Tails looked back, just to see a shadowy figure throw a rubber shoe to Sonic"
In slow motion:
Tails: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sonic: What´s the matter, lil bud?
Tails: Sonic, move!
Sonic: Wah!!!
*Slow motion ends*
*Tails pushes Sonic out of the way, making him hit the rubber shoe*
Sonic: Argh!!!
Knuckles: Bad move fox boy.
Tails: Oops.
Shadowy figure: That kid saved me!
*Leaves*
Tails: Sonic are you alright?
Sonic: Argh... what hit me?...
Tails: A rubber shoe.
Sonic: I´m passing out lil bud. I think you´ll have to get on your own now...
Tails: No Sonic!!!
Sonic: Sayonara, Miles Tails Prower... lil bud...
*Sonic passes out*
*Tails bursts crying*
Tails: SONIC!! NO!!! DON´T LEAVE ME PLEASE!!
*Knuckles is crying like a little frightened baby in a corner*
Knuckles: WAAAA!! *Sniff*
Tails: WHY SONIC!?!?!? WHY!?!?
*Sonic slowly opens his eyes*
Tails: Sonic?
Sonic: Am I in heaven?
Knuckles: Are you alright bud?
Sonic: Argh!! Knucklehead is here! I must be in hell!!!
Knuckles: Shut up or I´ll beat the crap out of ya!
Sonic: Yeah, alright mister sniffs...
Knuckles: Hey, I wasn´t crying, there was... somehting in my eye...
Sonic: Well, any clue of who is the guy?
Tails: No, but I got an idea. Let´s call Shadow from the afterlife! We can ask him who told this to!
Sonic: Great idea Tails! But how are we going to resurrect him?
Tails: Well, we just need a powerful source... like Knux toilet...
Knuckles: What!?!?
Sonic: Great one Tails! Shadow will truly be the ultimate after going through such power!
Knuckles: What!?!?
Tails: We will also need 7 Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic: Nothing to worry about! I´ll find them!
Tails: If Sonic´s going, I am too!
Knuckles: And if you two are going, count me in!
Rouge: Count me in too!
*Rouge suddenly entered Knux house*
Knuckles: Rouge, you have your shirt backwards...
Rouge: Oops...
*Outside Knuckles house*
Sonic: Alright everyone. This is going to be tough. We´ll need to split up. Knuckles, take south. Tails, take east. Rouge, take boo... er... west. I´ll take north. Ready everyone?
All: Ready!
Sonic: OK! I feel this is not going to be an easy task...
*167 days later*
Sonic: Ugh... guys, I can´t stand this. We´ve been searching the emeralds for what, 150 days, and we haven´t found anything about even one!
*Knuckles takes out all the Chaos Emeralds from his pocket*
Knuckles: Hehehe, look guys, I had them in my pocket the whole time!
All: O_O!!!!!
Sonic: You´re gonna be in trouble Knux!!!
*A day later*
Doctor: We couldn´t save him. Knuckles... is dead.
*A day before*
Knuckles: Hey Sonic, don´t get too angry!!
Tails: Leave him alone, or I´ll tell him what you did last summer.
Sonic: Ugh. If you put it like that...
Tails: Well let´s do it.
*In Knux´s bath*
Rouge: KNUCKLES THIS PLACE STINKS LIKE BULL **** WHAT DO YOU EAT??
Knuckles: Nothing special...
*Hides a bag of a ton of mashed beans*
Tails: OK Sonic, you do it.
Sonic: Why me?
Tails: You were the closest to Shadow.
Sonic: OK.
Tails: Here. Read this. Everyone focus!
*Hands over a book to Sonic*
Sonic: A ULI FUNGI GOTHY SOTHU!! GUGI MONJI GONGHI KUOL!!! KUNEL GHOTHI, ROUGE´S BRA! I MEAN GHATO RA!
*The spirit of Shadow raises from the toilet, scratching his back whith a sponge, singing "Throw it all away", shaking his ass violently*
Sonic: O_o Uhh... Shadow?
Shadow: Huh? Sonic!
*Throws away sponge*
Shadow: What am I doing here?
Tails: We want to know, who did you told what Sonic was doing last summer?
Shadow: Umm... to Eggman.
Sonic: Shadow, you are no help!
*Pulls the toilet´s chain, sinking Shadow down*
Shadow: NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
*Shadow left this world*
Sonic: Great. now we have no clue!!
Tails: Hm... I wild guess came to my mind...
Sonic: What is it Tails?
Tails: I know it´s stupid, but.... maybe Eggman...
Sonic: EGGMAN!?!?!?!? WHAT KIND OF PATETIC KID ARE YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU THINK OF THAT!?!?!?!?
Tails: Well, it´s right here, in the script...
Sonic: Let me see!
*Hands over script*
Sonic: Blah blah blah blah EGGMAN DID IT HE IS THE ONE WHO WROTE THE MESSAGE blah blah blah Rouge is hot. Here it is! Rouge is hot! Which means... maybe Eggman did it! Let´s go.
*In Eggman´s base...*
Eggman: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Soon, I will have enough candy from Sonic to control the Earth and open Robotnik Empire! I will sell crystal punnies and stuff! I enjoy speaking to myself!
*Sonic bursts in*
Sonic: Stop right there Eggman!
Eggman: NO!!! I DIDN´T THROW THROUGH YOUR WINDOW A BRICK THAT SAYS THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!! I SWEAR!!!
Sonic: See Tails? I told you it wasn´t him!
Tails: Sorry Sonic...
Knuckles: What did you did last summer anyway?
Sonic: Nothing!
Tails: Nothing? But you told me you ate pie!
*Dun dun dun... dramatic stop*
Knuckles: Sonic!
Rouge: Of all the people, you!?
Sonic: I can explain it...
Eggman: Pie?
*Sonic cries*
Sonic: YES EGGMAN!!! PIE!!! ARE YOU HAPPY!? BWAAAAA!!!
*Sonic runs out of scene crying*
Eggman: Pie?
Tails: Poor Sonic!
Knuckles: Yeah, you went too far this time Eggman!
Rouge: Let´s get him!
*5 minutes later*
*Picture of scrambled eggs*
*5 minutes before*
Eggman: Hey, it isn´t what you think, I didn´t meant to...
Tails: Well, I dunno you guys, but I´m hungry.
Knuckles: Who wants tacos? I pay!
Rouge: Yeah!
*Knux, Tails and Rouge go to the nearest Taco Bell*
Eggman: ... ... pie?
*It was another peaceful night at Station Square. Er... 3:00 AM exactly. Sonic was in his bed trying to sleep.
Sonic: *Sniff* Yeah, I ate pie, so what? *Sniff*... ugh... I need some Insomnia Away...
*Rushes off to bathroom*
*Reads medicine instructions*
Sonic: Carefully administrate 1 table spoon... what the hell!
*Drinks whole bottle up*
Sonic: Ugh... I feel dizzy... I feel like bar-*throws up*
Sonic: Argh... what a ****ing ****...
*Suddeny rock with message brakes a window*
Sonic: What the he-*Sonic´s head gets smashed*
*In the morning...
Sonic: Um... *yawn*... where am I... what´s this?
*Reads Message*
Dear Sonic:
Not that idiot! I mean the other thing you did last summer! If you want me not to reveal it, then you must hand over all the candies...
Sonic: Candies?
Yeah that´s right! Candies! All the candies in Station Square Candy Bank! Now!
Anonimously,
**** it, I´m skipping this part.
Sonic: The other thing I did last summer...
*Flashback*
*Sonic is drunk, making out with Amy*
*A loud bang is heard outside*
Amy: AAH! What was that noise?
Sonic: I´ll go check!
*Sonic goes out, finding an old man*
Sonic: Hey, what happened?
Man: My heavy thingy fell into the floor, that´s all.
Sonic: Okay.
*Amy enters the scene*
Amy: Hey Sonic, what happened?
Sonic: Nothing Amy, let´s go back.
Amy: Hey! A penny! Get my hammer Sonic!
*Amy throws hammer to Sonic*
Sonic: WAA!!
*Sonic drops hammer to the old man, hitting him, making him faint*
Sonic: Oops....
Amy: So... what should we do?
Sonic: Let´s play... catch the bomb! WEE!
*Sonic throws bomb to Amy, and Amy to Sonic, and Sonic drops it into the old man accidentally*
*Moo*
Sonic: ... Moo?
*Yeah, we don´t have special effects so...*
Sonic: OK. Hey! We blew to pieces the poor old man!
Amy: We? You!
*Amy storms off*
*Ends flashback*
Sonic: Oops...
Sonic: What am I to do!? Tails! Help!
*Sonic goes off to Mystic Ruins*
Sonic: Tails! Help me! They want me to steal some candies or they will reveal what I did last summer!!
Tails: Eat pie?
Sonic: Another thing I did last summer!
Tails: Argh!
Sonic: We have to hurry! Do some scientific things to stop him!
Tails: Who?
Sonic: I dunno...
Tails: OK, it´ll be easy. We just have to fuse the cioneuclesis by the esparagus of the sfmkkjfjkgjilsgtairgjitbjfajfjif!
Sonic:...
*Cut to... Knux House*
Knux: *Snore* ZZZZZ...
*Rouge kicks the door away*
Rouge: Hi Knux! Have some time to spare?
Knux: *Wakes up* No mommy I swear bill lended me the car...
Rouge: What?
Knux: Oh oh yes what were you saying?
Rouge: Got some free time? Wanna spent some with me?
Knux: Just you and me?
Rouge: Yes! Just you, me, Vector, Mighty, Charmy, Espio, and all the Chaotix team!
Knux: -_-... great, fine.
*5 minutes later*
Espio and Charmy: SMOKE! SMOKE! SMOKE! SMOKE!
Knux: Woo!! This **** is cool!!
*Rouge is waving beer everywhere*
Rouge: Vector wanna sees something *hic* big and bouncy?
Vector Thinking: Score!
*Meanwhile, Mighty is just watching TV, somking some herbs*
Espio: Whatcha watching Mighty?
Mighty: Discovery Channel, a documental about armadillo´s reproduction.
Espio: Woot!
*Eggman disguised as humpty dumpty comes through the door*
Eggman: Time to die!
*Everyone stares at him*
*5 minutes later*
*Eggman is sucking beer from between Rouge´s bouncies*
*Knux swinging in a lamp*
Knux: Weee!
*Mighty and Espio are fighting over the TV*
Espio: ANIMAL PLANET!
Mighty: DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
*Meanwhile*
Sonic: Come one Tails, let´s go!
Tails: Sonic I can´t.
Sonic: Why?
Tails: I just cam from school and...
Sonic: And?
Tails: Can I tell you a secret?
Sonic: Yes.
Tails: I see mad teachers. (Sixth Sense pun intended)
Sonic: O_O!!
*In knux house... everyone´s asleep in the floor, except...*
Eggman: Time to get some blood!
*Eggman tries to stab Rouge in the chest, but the knife just bounces out of the window*
Eggman: Noo...
*Someone is behind Eggman... it is Knuckles*
Eggman: Knuckles!
Knuckles: *Hic* I never liked that crazy mustache *hic* you have...
*Knuckles, drunk and unable to control himself, deliver Eggman a blow in the face, and both fall fainted*
*Rouge wakes up*
Rouge: Teletubies!
*Rouge falls asleep again*
*Meanwhile, Sonic tumbles over Shadow on the road*
Sonic: Idiot ****** ****er... SHADOW!?
Shadow: Hey Sonic!
Sonic: I thought you were dead!
Shadow: Yeah, well, you see, devil thought I was even more annoying than hell so he sent me here.
Sonic: Riiiight... anyway, I gotta find Eggman! I bet he wrote this!
Shadow: Sonic! You´re not supposed to be so smart!
Sonic: Well I´m very...
*Sonic falls asleep*
*Sonic wakes up*
Sonic: Smart! Yes!
Shadow: 0_0!!
Tails: Hey guys! I got A on Math!
Sonic: A on math? Hmm... that means! Your teacher kows the secret of A ranks!
Tails: But...
Sonic: She must have the secret of the portal to Green Hill Zone!
Tails: But...
Sonic: And while in Green Hill Zone, she probablly looked into the water and by some dumb mystic legend thing the water was able to show your teacher what was I doing last summer!
Tails: But...
Sonic: And she thought it was the perfect opportunity to get candies! So, your teacher did it! Ain´t I smart?
Shadow: No
*In classroom*
Teacher: So now kids, I´m gonna tell you how the sun is gonna end with us. The sun. It´s evil. It´s gonna crash. Into the Earth. Then we are going to die. We are going to be fried. Toasted. Dead. Exploded. Squished. Squashed.
Kid (to other kid): Hey, did you know that...
Teacher: NO SPEAKING IN MY CLASROOM!!!!!
*Teacher pulls out a gun*
*Teacher kills kid*
Teacher: ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO TALK!? NO? I thought so. Anyway, in what was I? Oh yes. The sun. Any questions?
*Kid raises hand*
*Teacher pulls out bazooka, blows up the kid´s hand and the kid goes screaming and throws himself out of the window*
*Sonic goes into the classroom*
Sonic: Your evil deeds are over Teacher!
*Teacher tears apart her uniform, just to reveal a musculous woman in bikini, and she has a belt with every weapon you know*
Teacher: You are never going to get me!!!!
*Teacher jumps out of the window, followed by Sonic, Tails and Shadow, but Tails and Shadow are too far behind. Sonic is about to get Teacher*
Teacher: Whew... he´s... fast...
*The teacher stops, moves aside, and Sonic goes past her, then he does an U- Turn, Teacher fires, but Sonic dodges, then Sonic jumps and is about to home attack, but the Teacher rolls a grape through the ground*
*Suddenly, Sonic stops in mid air*
Sonic: Uhh... A GRAPE!!!!
*Sonic flies (that´s right, flies) as fast as he cans towards the grape, and then picks it up*
*He is about to eat it, but the Teacher fires a sleeping dart*
Dart: ZZZZZZ...
*Not one of those... ugh... I forgot how to call them... well, you get the idea*
Sonic: Uhh... A cent..
*Sonic picks up the cent, accidentally dodging*
Kid: Look dad! A dart coming here at dangerous velocities aiming at my head!
Dad: Yeah, alright...
*Kid gets shot in the head*
Sonic: Now Teacher!! Surrender!!
*Teacher tries to escape, but Shadow and Tails are on the way*
Teacher: ... ugh...
*Teacher throws smoke bomb to the ground, and when the smoke clears, she has dissapeared*
Shadow: Where is she?
Tails: We will probably never know.
Sonic: Great. Now we have no clues. Nothing. How are we going to continue?
*Suddenly, Plasma Man (Goemon series) passes by*
Plasma: PURAAAAAAASMAAAAAAA!!!!!
Sonic: Plasma Man! Help us!!!
Plasma: Want a great clue? Look into red echdna´s house!
Tails: Knuckles´s?
Plasma: Pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu...
PURAAAAAAAASMAAAAAA!!!
*Plasma Man leaves*
*Cut to... Knuckles*
*Scenery: Knuckles staring at the camera, with some place full of snow in the background*
Rouge: Say it Knuckles!
Knuckles: Why me?
Rouge: Because a mystic and mysterious unmaterialized voice coming from the sky is begging you!
Mystic And Mysterious Unmaterialized Voice Coming From The Sky: Please?
Espio: Do it now Knuckles!
Knuckles: OK... um... so... hi. I´m in some weird place with snow here... with Rouge... the Chaotix Team... a weird guy with a Humpty Dumpty disguise... a mystic and mysterious unmaterialized voice coming from the sky... and the story will probably take place here the next chapter... so... I just wanted to say hi and stuff and... well... until next chapter! Bye!
Knuckles: Was I OK?
Charmy: You suck man!
*In some place of Some Place Full Of Snow (that´s the name of the city)...*
*Mighty´s head is sticking out of the snow*
Mighty: Help! Charmy? Espio? Vector? You´ll pay for leaving me here!! BWAAAA!!!
Kid: Look father! A stupid armadillo head standing out of the snow in the middle of the road! Let´s idiotly stomp it!
Father: What a great idea son!
*They idiotly stomp Mighty´s head... well... lots of times*
*Meanwhile, in Knuckles house, Sonic enters wildly with Tails and Shadow*
Sonic: Hm... it seems no one is here... everything´s all over the floor.. lets proceed cautiously... don´t make any sound...
*As they walk, loud quacks are heard*
Shadow: Argh!
*Ducks are all scattered over the floor... that´s right... ducks*
*Shadow kicks them out of the way*
Tails: Look Sonic! A paper in the wall!
Sonic: Let me read it.
Dear whoever is reading this:
I went to Some Place Full Of Snow.
Sincerely,
Knuckles
Shadow: I guess... there´s only one thing to do!
Sonic: Play Monopoly!
Shadow: No! Let´s go to SPFOS!
Tails: Yay! A field trip!
*Meanwhile...*
Teacher (the same one): Now skii trainers, here is your probably most difficult test. The Obstacle Course. You must dodge the trees, the stones, jump through the hoop of fire, go through the valley full of lions and tigers, jump down the 5 miles high cliff, and stomp idiotly lots of times the armadillo head at the end of the road.
Mighty: Oh no...
*Mighty´s head gets stomped lots and lots of times*
*Meanwhile, in a taxi*
Sonic: There should be a blue Fanta.
Shadow: Really? I was thinking of a black one.
Sonic: Nah, blue´s better.
Shadow: I don´t think so.
Sonic: What do you mean?
Shadow: I simply don´t like blue.
Sonic: So you´re insulting my tastes, right?
Shadow: It´s not my fault your tastes are so bad.
Sonic: What do you mean? *Imitating Shadow*: Hi I´m a stoopid shadow and I´m black! *Does some stupid dance*
Shadow: Stop it!
*Shadow and Sonic begin fighting*
Taxist: Argh!! I CAN´T SEE!!!
Tails: Guys!
*They got dropped off a 3894389 kilometer tall cliff*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Scene cuts just when they are about to crash to... Knuckles and friends*
*Knuckles and Rouge are countlessly spinning in the chair thingy that spins a lot in places with snow, while everyone else is while Charmy is skiing, Espio snowboarding and Vector is biking*
Vector: Hey guys! Look! I´m winning!
*Camera changes to Mighty´s first person view*
Mighty: Hey Vector! Look! I´m here! Vector! Vector... VECTOR!!!!
*A bike approaches camera*
*Camera turns black*
*Cut to Knux and Rouge*
Knuckles: So...
Rouge: So.
Knuckles: So what?
Rouge: Simply so.
Knuckles: Oh. So.
*Rouge approaches Knuckles*
Rouge: Hey Knuckles... I just wanted to say...
*Knuckles approaches Rouge*
Knuckles: What?
Rouge: Well I think we should do something...
Knuckles: Like...
Rouge: Like... JUMPING OFF THE CHAIR AND BREAKING EVERY SINGLE BONE OF US!!!!
Knuckles: YEAH!! COOL!!!
*They drop to the ground, and fall into Mighty*
*Cut to... Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Taxist in Taxi safely in the ground*
Sonic: ...
Shadow: ...
Taxist: ...
Tails: ...
Taxist: So... how did we survived?
Shadow: I think I had a life.
Sonic: Oh. That must explain it.
Taxist: Well... LET´S GO!!
Tails: WEEEE!!!
*They drive into the distance*
*Soo... what will happen next Chapter? Hell, I don´t know... but anyway wait for my next chapter! Chapter 2: A Day With Omochao!
SA3: The Nightmare
Chapter 1: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Disclaimer: I don´t own anything I don´t own... OK, that was pretty stupid, but true ^_^!
It was a peaceful night at Station Square. Er... 3:00 AM exactly. Sonic was in his bed trying to sleep.
Sonic: OMG... what a run... I feel my feet exploding. I need some sleep. I think I got some Insomnia Away medicine.
*Rushes off to bathroom*
*Reads medicine instructions*
Sonic: Carefully administrate 1 table spoon... what the hell!
*Drinks whole bottle up*
Sonic: Ugh... I feel dizzy... I feel like bar-*throws up*
Sonic: Argh... what a ****ing ****...
*Suddeny rock with message brakes a window*
Sonic: What the he-*Sonic´s head gets smashed*
*In the morning...
Sonic: Um... *yawn*... where am I... what´s this?
*Reads Message*
Dear Sonic,
I know what you did last summer!
Anonimously,
Eggman
Sonic: Oh no! Who could it be! The only one who knew was... Shadow! But he´s dead! Could it be!?
*Scene Change to Tails place*
Sonic: Well, who do you thik it could be?
Tails: Oh I don´t know, anyway, what did you did last summer?
Sonic: Um... you see... I...
Person outside: Argh! Stupid bird! Come here! I´ll get you!
Tails: O_O I can´t believe it from you Sonic!
Sonic: I know... that´s why I need to find out who knows!
Tails: Hm... lend me that letter...
Sonic: Here.
*Sonic hands over the letter*
Tails:
Dear Sonic:
I know what you did last summer!
Anonimously
Eggman
... Sonic... you´re an idiot...
Sonic: Why?
Tails: Look! It says...
Dear! Who would call you dear?
Sonic: AMY!
*Sonic storms in to Amy´s place*
Sonic: Amy! I know what you know!
Amy: What do you know I know?
Tails: We know that you know what Sonic knew when he knew... ah screw that. Is this familiar to you?
*Hands over letter*
Amy: Well... yes. I used that kind of paper to write in yesterday.
Sonic: I see.... then you should help us out. Examinate it and find any clue.
Amy: Hm...
Dear Sonic:
I know what you did last summer!
Anonimously
Eggman
Amy: Hm... hey look! There´s a phone number at the back!
Sonic: Let me see!
1-800-EGGMAN-INCORPORATED
Hm... this phone number... it´s familiar... it´s from Eggman´s company!
Tails: But, who knows the phone number of Eggman´s company?
Sonic: Hmm...
...
...
Amy: I know! Rouge!
Sonic: Good idea Amy!
*Sonic stormed out with Tails*
*While running...*
Tails: ... ... Hey Sonic... how do you know Eggman´s phone number?
Sonic: Well... I... uh... it´s a long story lil bud...
*Meanwhile in Rouge´s house*
Rouge: Oh yeah! Bobby!!! Do it Bob do it! AHH!!
*Sonic is waiting outside, hearing*
Sonic: Tails, should we enter?
Tails: I don´t know...
Rouge: Yeah Bobby!!! You´re almost there!!!
Tails: o_O!!!
Sonic: OK Tails, ring the bell.
Tails: But Sonic...
Sonic: Now!
Tails: But...
Sonic: C´mon little bud, be brave or you´ll never...
Rouge: Yeah Bob!!! You make me feel... AAH!! Yes Bob!
Sonic: O_O... Um... I´ll be waiting over there.
Tails: OK.
*Tails rings bell*
Rouge: Oh, who could it be? Hang in there Bob!
*Rouge comes out of the door wrapped up in a towel*
Rouge: Hey Tails! I just took a shower and was watching football! Bob Ostrich is about to score!
Tails: What?
Rouge: Yeah, you know. Shower. Football. Bob. Touchdown.
Tails: Riiiiight... can I come in?
Rouge: Sure! BTW, what is Sonic doing over there expecting to not be seen?
Tails: Oh yeah, he´s with me.
Rouge: Well, tell him to come in!
Tails: Everything´s alright Sonic!
Sonic: OK!
*Inside the house*
Rouge: So, why exactly did you came here?
*Sonic is zombified by Rouge´s bouncies*
Sonic: O_O
Rouge: Um... Sonic?
Sonic: O_O
Rouge: Sooooniiiic!
Sonic: O_O
Rouge: Damn Sonic wake up already!
Sonic: Oh, yeah, right, um, you see, I recieved this boobz... I MEAN LETTER RIGHT LETTER... and, we wanted to know if it seemed familiar to you.
Rouge: Let me see it.
*Sonic hands over letter*
Dear Sonic:
I know what you did last summer!
Damn you idiots look down here!!!!!!
Anonimously,
Eggman
Rouge: Um... no, not familiar, but look, it says Eggman...
Sonic: What? Let me take a look!!
*Rouge hands over letter*
Sonic: Yes! I knew it was Knuckles! Thanx B00BZ... I MEAN ROUGE!!!
*Sonic and Tails storm off*
Rouge: But Sonic I wasn´t referring to...
*From Rouge´s bedroom*
Bob: Hey Rouge! I got something big for you!
Rouge: I´m going Bobby!!!
*At Knux place*
*Sonic enters with Tails*
Sonic: OK Knuckles, I know what you did!!!
Knuckles: NO!!! PLEASE!!! I DIDN´T MEANT TO KILL LITTLE PITTY!!!!!!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!
Sonic: What?
Knuckles: What? You don´t know about lil pity?
Sonic: No.
Knuckles:...
Sonic: ...
Tails: ...
Knuckles: This moment never happened, right?
Sonic: Right.
Knuckles: So, why are you here?
Sonic: Well knucklehead, is this yours?
*Sonic hands over letter*
Knckles: Hm...
Dear Sonic:
I know what you did last summer!
HERE IS YOUR STUPID CLUE!!!! NOW READ IT FOR THE KITTENS SAKE!!!!!
Anonimously
Eggman
Knuckles: No, and I don´t know from who it is.
Sonic: Well then...
Tails looked back, just to see a shadowy figure throw a rubber shoe to Sonic"
In slow motion:
Tails: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sonic: What´s the matter, lil bud?
Tails: Sonic, move!
Sonic: Wah!!!
*Slow motion ends*
*Tails pushes Sonic out of the way, making him hit the rubber shoe*
Sonic: Argh!!!
Knuckles: Bad move fox boy.
Tails: Oops.
Shadowy figure: That kid saved me!
*Leaves*
Tails: Sonic are you alright?
Sonic: Argh... what hit me?...
Tails: A rubber shoe.
Sonic: I´m passing out lil bud. I think you´ll have to get on your own now...
Tails: No Sonic!!!
Sonic: Sayonara, Miles Tails Prower... lil bud...
*Sonic passes out*
*Tails bursts crying*
Tails: SONIC!! NO!!! DON´T LEAVE ME PLEASE!!
*Knuckles is crying like a little frightened baby in a corner*
Knuckles: WAAAA!! *Sniff*
Tails: WHY SONIC!?!?!? WHY!?!?
*Sonic slowly opens his eyes*
Tails: Sonic?
Sonic: Am I in heaven?
Knuckles: Are you alright bud?
Sonic: Argh!! Knucklehead is here! I must be in hell!!!
Knuckles: Shut up or I´ll beat the crap out of ya!
Sonic: Yeah, alright mister sniffs...
Knuckles: Hey, I wasn´t crying, there was... somehting in my eye...
Sonic: Well, any clue of who is the guy?
Tails: No, but I got an idea. Let´s call Shadow from the afterlife! We can ask him who told this to!
Sonic: Great idea Tails! But how are we going to resurrect him?
Tails: Well, we just need a powerful source... like Knux toilet...
Knuckles: What!?!?
Sonic: Great one Tails! Shadow will truly be the ultimate after going through such power!
Knuckles: What!?!?
Tails: We will also need 7 Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic: Nothing to worry about! I´ll find them!
Tails: If Sonic´s going, I am too!
Knuckles: And if you two are going, count me in!
Rouge: Count me in too!
*Rouge suddenly entered Knux house*
Knuckles: Rouge, you have your shirt backwards...
Rouge: Oops...
*Outside Knuckles house*
Sonic: Alright everyone. This is going to be tough. We´ll need to split up. Knuckles, take south. Tails, take east. Rouge, take boo... er... west. I´ll take north. Ready everyone?
All: Ready!
Sonic: OK! I feel this is not going to be an easy task...
*167 days later*
Sonic: Ugh... guys, I can´t stand this. We´ve been searching the emeralds for what, 150 days, and we haven´t found anything about even one!
*Knuckles takes out all the Chaos Emeralds from his pocket*
Knuckles: Hehehe, look guys, I had them in my pocket the whole time!
All: O_O!!!!!
Sonic: You´re gonna be in trouble Knux!!!
*A day later*
Doctor: We couldn´t save him. Knuckles... is dead.
*A day before*
Knuckles: Hey Sonic, don´t get too angry!!
Tails: Leave him alone, or I´ll tell him what you did last summer.
Sonic: Ugh. If you put it like that...
Tails: Well let´s do it.
*In Knux´s bath*
Rouge: KNUCKLES THIS PLACE STINKS LIKE BULL **** WHAT DO YOU EAT??
Knuckles: Nothing special...
*Hides a bag of a ton of mashed beans*
Tails: OK Sonic, you do it.
Sonic: Why me?
Tails: You were the closest to Shadow.
Sonic: OK.
Tails: Here. Read this. Everyone focus!
*Hands over a book to Sonic*
Sonic: A ULI FUNGI GOTHY SOTHU!! GUGI MONJI GONGHI KUOL!!! KUNEL GHOTHI, ROUGE´S BRA! I MEAN GHATO RA!
*The spirit of Shadow raises from the toilet, scratching his back whith a sponge, singing "Throw it all away", shaking his ass violently*
Sonic: O_o Uhh... Shadow?
Shadow: Huh? Sonic!
*Throws away sponge*
Shadow: What am I doing here?
Tails: We want to know, who did you told what Sonic was doing last summer?
Shadow: Umm... to Eggman.
Sonic: Shadow, you are no help!
*Pulls the toilet´s chain, sinking Shadow down*
Shadow: NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
*Shadow left this world*
Sonic: Great. now we have no clue!!
Tails: Hm... I wild guess came to my mind...
Sonic: What is it Tails?
Tails: I know it´s stupid, but.... maybe Eggman...
Sonic: EGGMAN!?!?!?!? WHAT KIND OF PATETIC KID ARE YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU THINK OF THAT!?!?!?!?
Tails: Well, it´s right here, in the script...
Sonic: Let me see!
*Hands over script*
Sonic: Blah blah blah blah EGGMAN DID IT HE IS THE ONE WHO WROTE THE MESSAGE blah blah blah Rouge is hot. Here it is! Rouge is hot! Which means... maybe Eggman did it! Let´s go.
*In Eggman´s base...*
Eggman: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Soon, I will have enough candy from Sonic to control the Earth and open Robotnik Empire! I will sell crystal punnies and stuff! I enjoy speaking to myself!
*Sonic bursts in*
Sonic: Stop right there Eggman!
Eggman: NO!!! I DIDN´T THROW THROUGH YOUR WINDOW A BRICK THAT SAYS THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!! I SWEAR!!!
Sonic: See Tails? I told you it wasn´t him!
Tails: Sorry Sonic...
Knuckles: What did you did last summer anyway?
Sonic: Nothing!
Tails: Nothing? But you told me you ate pie!
*Dun dun dun... dramatic stop*
Knuckles: Sonic!
Rouge: Of all the people, you!?
Sonic: I can explain it...
Eggman: Pie?
*Sonic cries*
Sonic: YES EGGMAN!!! PIE!!! ARE YOU HAPPY!? BWAAAAA!!!
*Sonic runs out of scene crying*
Eggman: Pie?
Tails: Poor Sonic!
Knuckles: Yeah, you went too far this time Eggman!
Rouge: Let´s get him!
*5 minutes later*
*Picture of scrambled eggs*
*5 minutes before*
Eggman: Hey, it isn´t what you think, I didn´t meant to...
Tails: Well, I dunno you guys, but I´m hungry.
Knuckles: Who wants tacos? I pay!
Rouge: Yeah!
*Knux, Tails and Rouge go to the nearest Taco Bell*
Eggman: ... ... pie?
*It was another peaceful night at Station Square. Er... 3:00 AM exactly. Sonic was in his bed trying to sleep.
Sonic: *Sniff* Yeah, I ate pie, so what? *Sniff*... ugh... I need some Insomnia Away...
*Rushes off to bathroom*
*Reads medicine instructions*
Sonic: Carefully administrate 1 table spoon... what the hell!
*Drinks whole bottle up*
Sonic: Ugh... I feel dizzy... I feel like bar-*throws up*
Sonic: Argh... what a ****ing ****...
*Suddeny rock with message brakes a window*
Sonic: What the he-*Sonic´s head gets smashed*
*In the morning...
Sonic: Um... *yawn*... where am I... what´s this?
*Reads Message*
Dear Sonic:
Not that idiot! I mean the other thing you did last summer! If you want me not to reveal it, then you must hand over all the candies...
Sonic: Candies?
Yeah that´s right! Candies! All the candies in Station Square Candy Bank! Now!
Anonimously,
**** it, I´m skipping this part.
Sonic: The other thing I did last summer...
*Flashback*
*Sonic is drunk, making out with Amy*
*A loud bang is heard outside*
Amy: AAH! What was that noise?
Sonic: I´ll go check!
*Sonic goes out, finding an old man*
Sonic: Hey, what happened?
Man: My heavy thingy fell into the floor, that´s all.
Sonic: Okay.
*Amy enters the scene*
Amy: Hey Sonic, what happened?
Sonic: Nothing Amy, let´s go back.
Amy: Hey! A penny! Get my hammer Sonic!
*Amy throws hammer to Sonic*
Sonic: WAA!!
*Sonic drops hammer to the old man, hitting him, making him faint*
Sonic: Oops....
Amy: So... what should we do?
Sonic: Let´s play... catch the bomb! WEE!
*Sonic throws bomb to Amy, and Amy to Sonic, and Sonic drops it into the old man accidentally*
*Moo*
Sonic: ... Moo?
*Yeah, we don´t have special effects so...*
Sonic: OK. Hey! We blew to pieces the poor old man!
Amy: We? You!
*Amy storms off*
*Ends flashback*
Sonic: Oops...
Sonic: What am I to do!? Tails! Help!
*Sonic goes off to Mystic Ruins*
Sonic: Tails! Help me! They want me to steal some candies or they will reveal what I did last summer!!
Tails: Eat pie?
Sonic: Another thing I did last summer!
Tails: Argh!
Sonic: We have to hurry! Do some scientific things to stop him!
Tails: Who?
Sonic: I dunno...
Tails: OK, it´ll be easy. We just have to fuse the cioneuclesis by the esparagus of the sfmkkjfjkgjilsgtairgjitbjfajfjif!
Sonic:...
*Cut to... Knux House*
Knux: *Snore* ZZZZZ...
*Rouge kicks the door away*
Rouge: Hi Knux! Have some time to spare?
Knux: *Wakes up* No mommy I swear bill lended me the car...
Rouge: What?
Knux: Oh oh yes what were you saying?
Rouge: Got some free time? Wanna spent some with me?
Knux: Just you and me?
Rouge: Yes! Just you, me, Vector, Mighty, Charmy, Espio, and all the Chaotix team!
Knux: -_-... great, fine.
*5 minutes later*
Espio and Charmy: SMOKE! SMOKE! SMOKE! SMOKE!
Knux: Woo!! This **** is cool!!
*Rouge is waving beer everywhere*
Rouge: Vector wanna sees something *hic* big and bouncy?
Vector Thinking: Score!
*Meanwhile, Mighty is just watching TV, somking some herbs*
Espio: Whatcha watching Mighty?
Mighty: Discovery Channel, a documental about armadillo´s reproduction.
Espio: Woot!
*Eggman disguised as humpty dumpty comes through the door*
Eggman: Time to die!
*Everyone stares at him*
*5 minutes later*
*Eggman is sucking beer from between Rouge´s bouncies*
*Knux swinging in a lamp*
Knux: Weee!
*Mighty and Espio are fighting over the TV*
Espio: ANIMAL PLANET!
Mighty: DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
*Meanwhile*
Sonic: Come one Tails, let´s go!
Tails: Sonic I can´t.
Sonic: Why?
Tails: I just cam from school and...
Sonic: And?
Tails: Can I tell you a secret?
Sonic: Yes.
Tails: I see mad teachers. (Sixth Sense pun intended)
Sonic: O_O!!
*In knux house... everyone´s asleep in the floor, except...*
Eggman: Time to get some blood!
*Eggman tries to stab Rouge in the chest, but the knife just bounces out of the window*
Eggman: Noo...
*Someone is behind Eggman... it is Knuckles*
Eggman: Knuckles!
Knuckles: *Hic* I never liked that crazy mustache *hic* you have...
*Knuckles, drunk and unable to control himself, deliver Eggman a blow in the face, and both fall fainted*
*Rouge wakes up*
Rouge: Teletubies!
*Rouge falls asleep again*
*Meanwhile, Sonic tumbles over Shadow on the road*
Sonic: Idiot ****** ****er... SHADOW!?
Shadow: Hey Sonic!
Sonic: I thought you were dead!
Shadow: Yeah, well, you see, devil thought I was even more annoying than hell so he sent me here.
Sonic: Riiiight... anyway, I gotta find Eggman! I bet he wrote this!
Shadow: Sonic! You´re not supposed to be so smart!
Sonic: Well I´m very...
*Sonic falls asleep*
*Sonic wakes up*
Sonic: Smart! Yes!
Shadow: 0_0!!
Tails: Hey guys! I got A on Math!
Sonic: A on math? Hmm... that means! Your teacher kows the secret of A ranks!
Tails: But...
Sonic: She must have the secret of the portal to Green Hill Zone!
Tails: But...
Sonic: And while in Green Hill Zone, she probablly looked into the water and by some dumb mystic legend thing the water was able to show your teacher what was I doing last summer!
Tails: But...
Sonic: And she thought it was the perfect opportunity to get candies! So, your teacher did it! Ain´t I smart?
Shadow: No
*In classroom*
Teacher: So now kids, I´m gonna tell you how the sun is gonna end with us. The sun. It´s evil. It´s gonna crash. Into the Earth. Then we are going to die. We are going to be fried. Toasted. Dead. Exploded. Squished. Squashed.
Kid (to other kid): Hey, did you know that...
Teacher: NO SPEAKING IN MY CLASROOM!!!!!
*Teacher pulls out a gun*
*Teacher kills kid*
Teacher: ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO TALK!? NO? I thought so. Anyway, in what was I? Oh yes. The sun. Any questions?
*Kid raises hand*
*Teacher pulls out bazooka, blows up the kid´s hand and the kid goes screaming and throws himself out of the window*
*Sonic goes into the classroom*
Sonic: Your evil deeds are over Teacher!
*Teacher tears apart her uniform, just to reveal a musculous woman in bikini, and she has a belt with every weapon you know*
Teacher: You are never going to get me!!!!
*Teacher jumps out of the window, followed by Sonic, Tails and Shadow, but Tails and Shadow are too far behind. Sonic is about to get Teacher*
Teacher: Whew... he´s... fast...
*The teacher stops, moves aside, and Sonic goes past her, then he does an U- Turn, Teacher fires, but Sonic dodges, then Sonic jumps and is about to home attack, but the Teacher rolls a grape through the ground*
*Suddenly, Sonic stops in mid air*
Sonic: Uhh... A GRAPE!!!!
*Sonic flies (that´s right, flies) as fast as he cans towards the grape, and then picks it up*
*He is about to eat it, but the Teacher fires a sleeping dart*
Dart: ZZZZZZ...
*Not one of those... ugh... I forgot how to call them... well, you get the idea*
Sonic: Uhh... A cent..
*Sonic picks up the cent, accidentally dodging*
Kid: Look dad! A dart coming here at dangerous velocities aiming at my head!
Dad: Yeah, alright...
*Kid gets shot in the head*
Sonic: Now Teacher!! Surrender!!
*Teacher tries to escape, but Shadow and Tails are on the way*
Teacher: ... ugh...
*Teacher throws smoke bomb to the ground, and when the smoke clears, she has dissapeared*
Shadow: Where is she?
Tails: We will probably never know.
Sonic: Great. Now we have no clues. Nothing. How are we going to continue?
*Suddenly, Plasma Man (Goemon series) passes by*
Plasma: PURAAAAAAASMAAAAAAA!!!!!
Sonic: Plasma Man! Help us!!!
Plasma: Want a great clue? Look into red echdna´s house!
Tails: Knuckles´s?
Plasma: Pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu...
PURAAAAAAAASMAAAAAA!!!
*Plasma Man leaves*
*Cut to... Knuckles*
*Scenery: Knuckles staring at the camera, with some place full of snow in the background*
Rouge: Say it Knuckles!
Knuckles: Why me?
Rouge: Because a mystic and mysterious unmaterialized voice coming from the sky is begging you!
Mystic And Mysterious Unmaterialized Voice Coming From The Sky: Please?
Espio: Do it now Knuckles!
Knuckles: OK... um... so... hi. I´m in some weird place with snow here... with Rouge... the Chaotix Team... a weird guy with a Humpty Dumpty disguise... a mystic and mysterious unmaterialized voice coming from the sky... and the story will probably take place here the next chapter... so... I just wanted to say hi and stuff and... well... until next chapter! Bye!
Knuckles: Was I OK?
Charmy: You suck man!
*In some place of Some Place Full Of Snow (that´s the name of the city)...*
*Mighty´s head is sticking out of the snow*
Mighty: Help! Charmy? Espio? Vector? You´ll pay for leaving me here!! BWAAAA!!!
Kid: Look father! A stupid armadillo head standing out of the snow in the middle of the road! Let´s idiotly stomp it!
Father: What a great idea son!
*They idiotly stomp Mighty´s head... well... lots of times*
*Meanwhile, in Knuckles house, Sonic enters wildly with Tails and Shadow*
Sonic: Hm... it seems no one is here... everything´s all over the floor.. lets proceed cautiously... don´t make any sound...
*As they walk, loud quacks are heard*
Shadow: Argh!
*Ducks are all scattered over the floor... that´s right... ducks*
*Shadow kicks them out of the way*
Tails: Look Sonic! A paper in the wall!
Sonic: Let me read it.
Dear whoever is reading this:
I went to Some Place Full Of Snow.
Sincerely,
Knuckles
Shadow: I guess... there´s only one thing to do!
Sonic: Play Monopoly!
Shadow: No! Let´s go to SPFOS!
Tails: Yay! A field trip!
*Meanwhile...*
Teacher (the same one): Now skii trainers, here is your probably most difficult test. The Obstacle Course. You must dodge the trees, the stones, jump through the hoop of fire, go through the valley full of lions and tigers, jump down the 5 miles high cliff, and stomp idiotly lots of times the armadillo head at the end of the road.
Mighty: Oh no...
*Mighty´s head gets stomped lots and lots of times*
*Meanwhile, in a taxi*
Sonic: There should be a blue Fanta.
Shadow: Really? I was thinking of a black one.
Sonic: Nah, blue´s better.
Shadow: I don´t think so.
Sonic: What do you mean?
Shadow: I simply don´t like blue.
Sonic: So you´re insulting my tastes, right?
Shadow: It´s not my fault your tastes are so bad.
Sonic: What do you mean? *Imitating Shadow*: Hi I´m a stoopid shadow and I´m black! *Does some stupid dance*
Shadow: Stop it!
*Shadow and Sonic begin fighting*
Taxist: Argh!! I CAN´T SEE!!!
Tails: Guys!
*They got dropped off a 3894389 kilometer tall cliff*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Scene cuts just when they are about to crash to... Knuckles and friends*
*Knuckles and Rouge are countlessly spinning in the chair thingy that spins a lot in places with snow, while everyone else is while Charmy is skiing, Espio snowboarding and Vector is biking*
Vector: Hey guys! Look! I´m winning!
*Camera changes to Mighty´s first person view*
Mighty: Hey Vector! Look! I´m here! Vector! Vector... VECTOR!!!!
*A bike approaches camera*
*Camera turns black*
*Cut to Knux and Rouge*
Knuckles: So...
Rouge: So.
Knuckles: So what?
Rouge: Simply so.
Knuckles: Oh. So.
*Rouge approaches Knuckles*
Rouge: Hey Knuckles... I just wanted to say...
*Knuckles approaches Rouge*
Knuckles: What?
Rouge: Well I think we should do something...
Knuckles: Like...
Rouge: Like... JUMPING OFF THE CHAIR AND BREAKING EVERY SINGLE BONE OF US!!!!
Knuckles: YEAH!! COOL!!!
*They drop to the ground, and fall into Mighty*
*Cut to... Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Taxist in Taxi safely in the ground*
Sonic: ...
Shadow: ...
Taxist: ...
Tails: ...
Taxist: So... how did we survived?
Shadow: I think I had a life.
Sonic: Oh. That must explain it.
Taxist: Well... LET´S GO!!
Tails: WEEEE!!!
*They drive into the distance*
*Soo... what will happen next Chapter? Hell, I don´t know... but anyway wait for my next chapter! Chapter 2: A Day With Omochao!