Ch 1: Kami-sama...

I sigh, trying to comprehend as to why in the world I was put in this hell of a class. I thought it would be fun! The majority of my friends were in it, I like singing. So...why?! This teacher is, and I quote a complete ass! Really, really?! I mean, at first I was fine, but now...does anyone have any bleach I can drink?

His name is Alex Diebolt. And no, it's not pronounced DIE-BOLT, it's DEE-BOLT. In this class, the only solitude I have is my fanfiction. Ah~ stories of my lovely Gohan is what keeps me going everyday. And the spam texts I get from my two friends: Shaina and Ariana. Suicide is not an option anymore I guess.

"Hey...hey...hey...heeeeeyyyyy." an oddly annoying voice calls.

"Huh..oh, it's just you. What's up?" I smile.

"Mean. And I was just wondering why you were bein' so quiet. That's waaaay unlike you, Miah." Shaina chimes, her hands on my chair.

"I was just thinkin'."

"About what?"

"My boyfriend~."

"Mia, you-"

"It's Miah," I growl. "my-uh, ya got that?! Anyways, what?"

Shaina rolls her eyes. "You don't have a boyfr-"

"You just shut up! I do have a boyfriend! It's Gohan-kun!" I scream defiantly.

"We've been over this, he's not real."

"I know, and he is real."

"Why are we arguing about this?" Shaina sighs.

"Cuz Miah's stubborn when it comes to anime...specifically Gohan." Ariana seemingly comes out of nowhere.

"Uuuuggghhh...Mr DIE- er, Diebolt, Is coming." I groan, purposefully mispronouncing his name.

~~~~~~~~~After school~~~~~~~~~

I sigh, plopping onto the couch in my living room. I barely did my homework. Just math, because I know my friends will need to copy off me in the morning (lazy ass 6th graders). I push the power button on the tv remote, go to my previously recorded programs and click on DBZ Kai, then sigh in satisfaction. This is the life~. But, then again, I have 3 other siblings, so...

Anyway, as the theme song starts, I sing along. "Don't stop, don't stop, we're in luck now, don't stop, there's so much to be found~"

The screen starts to go haywire. "What the..." I stand up, walking towards the flat screen. My fingertips brush the bottom of the screen, and everything goes crazy, drug trip, rainbow tye-dye. "MOMMYYYYYYYYY!" I screech, but it was too late. My adventure had already began.