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50 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen
1. Break his piano
2. Blame it on Emmett
3. Replace all his CDs with the Spice Girls
4. Then, sing the Spice Girls in your head for the next week
5. Put the Teletubbies on the T.V. and insist he watch it because it's educational
6. Get the whole house to call him Eddie
7. Buy an Uglydoll for him and say you see a resemblance
8. Dress up as a 'real vampire' and hang upside-down from the ceiling of his room
9. Speak in a bad Translylvanian accent for the rest of the day
10. Write your own song for him, and burst into tears when he says it's just a bunch of random notes
11. Write lyrics to said song and sing them whenever he comes into the room
12. Call him a pedophile for dating someone 90 years younger than him
13. Get the wolf pack to insult him from the other side of the treaty line
14. Go to an amusement park and pretend to fall off the roller-coaster
15. At the amusement park, win him a huge teddy bear that he will have to carry around
16. Go on the kiddie rides and pretend to be absolutely terrified
17. Stay until closing time and get kicked out by the manager
18. Make him drive to school, then put on show tunes and don't let him change it
19. Tell Mike Newton that Bella says his name in her sleep
20. During Spanish, talk to Edward in Japanese
21. Tell the Spanish teacher that Edward started it, and when she gives you both detention, throw a screaming fit
22. During detention, start singing the show tunes from the car ride
23. Insist you drive, then crash his Volvo into a ditch
24. 'Forget' your cell phone so you both have to run home
25. Dress all in black spandex, then insist you are a ninja and are on a mission to exterminate undead life forms
26. Have a sword fight with Bella with your ninja samurai swords
27. Make a ninja language up and don't tell him what you're saying
28. Take him to visit Carlisle at the hospital
29. Call him a wimp when he has to leave because of the blood
30. Switch all his clothes with Bella's
31. Then tell Carlisle and Esme he has latent cross-dressing tendencies
32. When he denies it, tell him you have pictures to prove it
33. Buy him a cat.
34. Name it Eddie Jr.
35. Ask him if he's going to turn it into a vampire
36. Shout a different type of fish in his ear every 10 seconds
37. Tell him you know about the Noodle incident
38. Paint his Volvo pink
39. Frame Jacob
40. Hug a werewolf
41. Get Bella to hug a werewolf
42. When he says you smell bad, act very offended
43. Instal an intercom system in the house
44. Insult him over the intercom, while hiding in the closet
45. Ask about the cat.
46. When he says that it died, start sobbing
47. Have the wolves over and give them sugar
48. When Esme yells at you, blame it on Edward
49. Redecorate his bedroom in pink
50. Muahahahaha….